๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ noooooooo we are pro everything. Including death, to death machines. 1mo โ iam-your-boss โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
This kind of car should be banned first! They're ugly a fuck, laud, goes incredibly fast dosen't stop at red lights and a ton of people die inside them everyday!!2yr โ Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Thanks I was indeed very happy when I sold it to buy heroin โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ1mo โ Tatra_810 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
My bike is bigger than you tiny penis truck!!1!!!!!1!!11111!! 2mo โ Appropriate-Count-64 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
I wish everyone lived like this ๐ High density housing with no c*r in sight1yr โ Yes_Mans_Sky โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
(Old post) I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN BIKE LANE THAT THE CARBRAINS WILL SOON OVERTAKE2mo โ cathmetalknight โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
You don't need a car to do your shopping. You simply need an eight thousand dollar bicycle.9mo โ Nice_Pop_1898 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
HOW COULD THEY!!!! ITS ALMOST AS IF MORE DRIVERS USE GOOGLE MAPS!1!1!!3mo โ Comfortable_Sherbert โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
I love the idea of being able to take public transit or cycling and enjoy that I can if I wanted, but damn, nothing goes as hard as being comfortable in a mini house that you can control1yr โ WaddlesJP13 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Let us simply evict the people who have lived there for generations, I can think of no possible historical examples where this went wrong.10mo โ RustyShadeOfRed โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Finally! Biking solves every traffic problem. I am so happy ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ2mo โ iam-your-boss โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
C*rbrains donโt understand that concrete is better than grass2mo โ vasilenko93 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Yes! ๐ No one should have hobbies in a city. Bike to work. Bike home. Watch Netflix. Order Grubhub. Repeat.10mo โ WinterAd9039 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Imagine living in such a c*rbrained hellscape like Amsterdam ๐คข๐คข๐คข thatโs why I love living in America, best country in the world ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ1yr โ GrazDude โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Can't wait for driving the pod (owned by government, I will own nothing)10mo โ retardddit โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
i was unaware that you can apply a brake to stop a car without turning it off, and that 3 minutes per car in a drive thru is a relatively fast process1mo โ Maverick916 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
I cannot line up kids sitting down in front of a tr*ck for some reason!! ๐ก๐ถ๐ป1mo โ vasilenko93 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
I shall compare a truck that was small 20+ years ago to a truck that is large today, thus making me the winner of the argument!1yr โ 1337haxoryt โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
We should let Russia invade USA so we can all live like this ๐ท๐บ๐โญ๐1mo โ soyifiedredditadmin โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Reminder: Trucks do NOT haul anything EVER and if you drive one you have a MICROPENIS1mo โ RaptorTraumaShears โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
I vandalized this wall that only non-drivers will see. Checkmate, car brains!4mo โ Chet_Manley_66 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
The subreddits with the most user overlap with the undersub.2mo โ FrankReynoldsCPA โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
No private car in a city should be bigger or faster than a glorified golf cart3mo โ RandallBoggs_12 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
The Messiah will be gracing us with a new video soon! What are your predictions on its contents?1yr โ thewillz โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Bikebrain forgets that a game a about shooting zombies may not have an accurate depiction of reality2mo โ TakashumiHoldings โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
This monstrosity was blocking my way with no way around10mo โ lost_in_life_34 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
MY PEOPLE! THE UNDERSUB HAS JUST PROVED ITS WORTH! THEY SHALL BUILD OUR UTOPIA, AND WE SHALL RULE IT!11mo โ Count_Dongula โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
I banned Timmy from having his birthday unless he did a project on why I hate cars1mo โ Traditional-Sleep548 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
ROAD HAS NOONE PPL LIVING IN IT ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐โโโโโโโโ1yr โ Character-Error5426 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Undersub:โWe donโt want all cars gone!โ The undersub 2 minutes later:3mo โ Appropriate-Count-64 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
It's no longer safe for little white girls to have a complete lack of self-awareness anymore ๐คฎ2mo โ Felateacactusyoumust โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Beer is delivered to bars in the Netherlands by truck. Why not cargo bike?3mo โ HunterMayor โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANโT RUN PEOPLE OVER?? ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ3mo โ Traditional-Sleep548 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Let's fund Hamas ๐คฉ๐คฉ with their help we can dig tunnels for metros and everyone can live in high density walkable city like Gaza ๐๐1mo โ 53rdAccount โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Pepe - from far right to fuck cars, let poor frog rest ๐ญ1mo โ RuleSouthern3609 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
I learned to bike properly. Now why are everyone honking behind me?3mo โ ThreeArmedYeti โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Sticking it to those ignorant American carbrains like only a true enlightened Dutchperson can!1yr โ GemSummit โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
I love provoking people on the streets for no reason! Surely they cant do anything to me because theyre so fat they would never run me over ๐๐ Suck it c*rggots!1mo โ Fostrof08 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
No how dare they blaspheme against are messiah. Only mid rises and Amsterdam should be allowed. All other forms of housing be damned.1yr โ RaptorSpade1296 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
An old car that was small for its time compared to a car that is massive today, this says a lot ๐ญ1yr โ Aggravating-Week9289 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
โI'd love to hear a car brain's response to thisโ He says in his echo chamber where people with opposing viewpoints are banned.3mo โ Chet_Manley_66 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Cairbrained Amsterdam, NL ๐คข ๐คฎ ๐ท vs walkable Houston, TX ๐ ๐ถ ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฆ ๐ฝ4mo โ LeicesterSquare โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Imagine for a quick second that the entire country isnt an urban hellscape.10mo โ dbnrdaily โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Okay Iโm down with dense cities but this is actually crazy3mo โ Fuckfaceun_stoppable โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
HOW DARE THEY BREAK THEIR LEG AND NOT IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO A CARGO BIKE11mo โ dochoiday โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Day 30. The silly children still cant see im trolling them.10mo โ thebiggest_jabroni โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
STUPID CARBRAIN IS THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL WHEN YOU DIE2mo โ cathmetalknight โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Inanimate objects are Racist, and block my ability to get a GF!!!3mo โ Rich_Liberal_ โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Cars and trucks are supposed to be slow and painful to drive11mo โ retardddit โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
Noooo you canโt drive your c*r through the trees which have existed for centuries!!!! You gotta walk or bike through it!!1!!!1!111!1mo โ Appropriate-Count-64 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk
there aren't even any sidewalks between the store and my house1yr โ lost_in_life_34 โ r/FuckCarscirclejerk