If you fuckers don't ensure I immediately get a bingo, then this community is cruel, mean, gatekeepy, passive agressive and elitist8mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Y'all, I feel like a monster because someone put hundreds of hours into hand stitching this gorgeous full size rainbow quilt and all I can see are maxi pads.1yr ⋅ bpvanhorn ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Would it be weird for a completely not gay straight guy to get into cross stitch as a hobby?9mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
HALP!!! I put my yarn through the washer and dryer, poured acid over it, buried it in compost for thirty days, put it under a hydraulic press and now it looks like this 😭😭😭8mo ⋅ AnxiousVersion ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I got absolutely RAILED on my vacation this summer and knit this scarf to commemorate!9mo ⋅ silverringgone ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
wow 😤😤😭😭 can’t believe these sickos STOLE my beautiful original pattern10mo ⋅ silverringgone ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Hi here's my first sweater! I hope you will admire all the fine details and intricate designs 💕1yr ⋅ PersistentSheppie ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
My favorite police officer just caught me committing murder so I made him this4mo ⋅ Competitive-Total738 ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
A little Hobby Lobby jerk to honor the reason this subreddit exists: r/crochet's spineless decision to end discussion of this piece of shit craft store by calling it a stale topic instead of taking a fucking stand6mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
This is my first written pattern since i started crocheting last Saturday so I’ve been very excited to introduce her to you!!! Early bird for the set 30$.1yr ⋅ HoarderOfStrings ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Any free pattern for this out there? I'm sure it's easy for advanced knitters but I'm brand new to knitting, as well as the internet and lifting a finger to find anything myself1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I've found a new (very cheap) source for poms for my beanies but I've been getting customer complaints that they're not very soft?? Anyone have ideas to soften them up?2mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Yikes! I accidentally knitted my finger into my work and I can’t get it out and I refuse to frog!! This gonna hurt! 😅1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Will someone make a series of step-by-step TikTok videos explaining to me how to set up my Etsy seller account? Because I’m ready to start selling my maeks1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Learned a new stitch today! Trying to push myself to keep learning and not let my hobby go stale.1yr ⋅ HoarderOfStrings ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Let me show you my new sweater. Adding a little color to my usual blah greige.1yr ⋅ Talvih ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Oopsie, I accidentally made a giant bookmark! How could I have seen this coming? Should I have stopped when it got to be book-sized instead of finishing the whole pattern anyway? 😅1yr ⋅ Lemondrop619 ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Who knows where I can find this Chunky Boi Ergonomic Hard Grip but with the Extra Veiny texture and in the Flaccid Flesh colorway? I know I'm basically hunting unicorns here but wanted to give it a shot1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Help me choose color for my next project. Not opposed to the idea of going beyond the visible spectrum.1yr ⋅ Talvih ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I was knitting for 18 hours yesterday and now my hand is stuck like this. I took three oxys leftover from a surgery and now I can knit without pain but I'm hallucinating. Is it OK to keep knitting like this?6mo ⋅ PersistentSheppie ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I don't have any content of my own to share with you, so please give me all the baby dopamine hits as I share someone else's masterpiece.1yr ⋅ biotechhasbeen ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
One of these people is committing a CRAFTCRIME: they're thinking about freehand crocheting something based on a PHOTO instead of finding and then buying a PATTERN for it!!!! 😨😨😨😨😨😨10mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Can this be knit? It says it's a woodcarving pattern but I don't really woodcarve.1yr ⋅ SpikeVonLipwig ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Blocking is only for FOs, not content and users I hate and don’t want to see9mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I just bought the last 3 yards of this fabric what should I make with it?????1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
it's okay to break the rules and act like assholes everywhere else because we're The Nicest Subreddit and we have to defend the honor of crocheters everywhere*!!!!9mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Hey r/CROCHET! Here's my final certifying CROCHET project to earn my CYC Certified Master CROCHETER license: a huge blanket I made out of bulky fucking yarn that I made by CHAINING a bunch of cheap acrylic into CROCHET CHAINS! UPVOTES THAT-A-WAY THX 👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Help! I bought so much yarn and now I have to hide it from my husband! My husband can’t know I spent money on things I enjoy!1yr ⋅ alien_opossum ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I tried to recreate a hat my husband wanted for Christmas. I really liked it until I looked at the link he sent me and noticed they look NOTHING alike, not even close 😭😭😭5mo ⋅ AnxiousVersion ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Congratulations are in order because I HAD SEX! I crocheted a flag for all the countries where I got railed (yes, in a sundress that I also crocheted) and made it into a blanket!9mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Should I ask for my money back? (Why would they put a knot in the middle of my skein?)1yr ⋅ PersistentSheppie ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Some rugs and throw pillows I made but people aren't buying them :/6mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Anyone who thinks my craft looks like a vagina just has a dirty mind.1yr ⋅ galileopunk ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Tell me what stitches is in this sweater, I need to recreate it. Make tutorials for each of the stitches for me, I'm not looking for similar patterns, I need to make this1yr ⋅ theyarnbat ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
37/male/philly, straight, single and looking, now teach me to knit via reddit comments1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
The Craft Yarn Council Supreme Leader Welcomes You to the FUTURE OF CRAFTING! The WIPs you'll be working on for the next five years will be assigned to you once we have analyzed your DNA to assess your Craft Intelligence Quotienttm. Thank you for your patience.1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I just got my first order and I was so excited but it turned out to be a scam so here’s what I would have sold them1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Dealing with some chafing but hope you like my progress on my sex temperature blanket1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
The crafting community has GOT to do something about all these beginner questions gunking up the works!!!!!!!1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
My hands after a few days of crafting -- maybe my technique isn't quite right? lol1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
My evil stepmother picked this up at a garage sale and is forcing me to crochet something for her with it in the next 18 hours, ideas???11mo ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
is this crochet? how much would you price this? it is listed as 42$ and previously 561yr ⋅ HoarderOfStrings ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I have d cup boobs, but this b cup bikini I made isn't supporting them? What stitch do I need to make it work better?1yr ⋅ AnalystFun4456 ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Such incredible stitch definition I love black yarn it’s the best I don’t know what you whiners are complaining about1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I just bought a ton of very expensive yarn (think Spincycle but more bougie) and want to achieve this chic and upscale look. How do I knit this?3mo ⋅ PersistentSheppie ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I made this for my friend's wheel. It's super loose crochet, not dangerous at all, it's tied with spider silk and glued on with spit. Who cares if my friend has an accident because of my gift? The insurance doesn't care about it, all right?!?!1yr ⋅ HoarderOfStrings ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
What do you think of the color combo I used in this completely finished and finalized (maybe even shipped to the person who commissioned it) sweater I made? Yay or nay?1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
This is all the same colour, right? I didn’t check the dye lot, tee hee, I’m such a free spirit1yr ⋅ NanFace ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Is this knit or crochet and can someone give me a pattern to make it, I'm a complete beginner and can't knit or crochet but I've done an adult coloring book once, thanks in advance1yr ⋅ PersistentSheppie ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Dear knitwear designer, please give me videos on how to do cables and also birthday presents.1yr ⋅ CarynS ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Excuse me? Dropped stitch???? Sweaty this is FREESTYLE1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
My perfect squares with zero blocking bc I don’t believe in it1yr ⋅ HoarderOfStrings ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I spent a fortune on a kilo of this sparkly unicorn poop yarn to make hubs a sweater, but all the crochet patterns that he likes are like 4$! I can't spend that much on a pattern! Will you find me a free pattern with full instructions, his exact size and videos? Thx1yr ⋅ HoarderOfStrings ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I made this doll for my 3-year-old but it looks scary... What do I do? Add a funny hat?6mo ⋅ AnxiousVersion ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Who said you can't crochet baby hats with T-shirt yarn? I clearly just did it 🥰2mo ⋅ AnxiousVersion ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
How can I make this outfit? (If I see one more request to make a (thing) like a character wears, I'll scream)1yr ⋅ dynodebs ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I’m big big mad because I didn’t handle my hank properly and now I have a mess and it’s definitely someone else’s fault, namely the inventor of hanks and I’m going to go ahead an include people named Hank on my revenge list1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Anybody else like to carry their yarn around like a gigantic round watermelon baby when they knit?1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I have a skein of this wool that was left to me in my very rich great-grandmother’s estate — would it be crazy to make a blanket with it?1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Can’t even make sweaters for ourselves *about* our boyfriends without invoking the Sweater Curse smh1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
snark on me. didn't think my toddler could reach my project while I turned my back for a second.1yr ⋅ Zorrya ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
[tw: yarn bombing] why won't anyone stop these criminal masterminds1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
Please welcome Chicken Skin Teddy Bears to the fiber arts world!1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk
I’m in the mood for some self-loathing, where do I get some of this yarn1yr ⋅ jingleheimerschitt ⋅ r/fiberartscirclejerk