Plz bail me out of my worst purchase decisions

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Probably.

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Scraggly is back

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Don’t waste my time

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I’m sure she quit because of no car

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This guy trying to pay them with a crocodile

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When I break into people's homes, I'm sure to only grab their old coats and nothing else

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A Quadruple Peanut!

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I’m the builder of this shitty aquarium #ama

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That works too

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Hoe

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Totally worth it

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Pretty successful bookkeeper

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There is a lot to unpack here...

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Tried to pull a slick one

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Well, At Least It Runs?

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I'm sure he'll get that back this time

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Be naked at my sisters wedding

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hand drawn portraits

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Pay me $100 to remove a giant hornets nest from my property please.

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Has not been sanitized

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Hispanic Tupperware

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Be Kind. Rewind. Is cheaper than paying the fee.

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Here me out - we all go in ~$460 a piece and become the first sub with air superiority

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Thank God shipping is available.

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Amazing birthday cacks

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He died for your cheese.

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willing to have authenticated

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Elusive “c” and “k”.

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Facebook marketplace is a nightmare

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Buy my massive 12 year-old TV for the same price as a new one

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Super Rare Beanie Baby

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A new never worn kids shirt, worn by an adult..

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I don’t know if this fits but, still pretty delusional.

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Is this in New Zealand or in Pyongyang?

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Just a review

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Own a piece of history

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Thanks but I'll pass

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You never know

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“Works great!”

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We're just trying to sell a couch...

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Naked in New York

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Brought a switch from someone but turns out they took it from their house mate.

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Why buy a modern TV when you can have a decade old one for twice the price and none of the features

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I am selling my Jeep on Craigslist. Suddenly...

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Works but doesn’t work

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I hate facebook marketplace

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$5000 lettuce shard

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Sounds legit

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Ukrainians are selling used Russian Tanks on eBay, for a better deal then we see on cars in the west.

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Please convince me that these aren't stolen

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how soon can i move in?

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“Come clean out my basement for $15,000”

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only $75!

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So trendy.

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Anatomically correct?

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For your trophy cheetah

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1997 Mercedes-Benz SL, 50k miles, No Title, not even a key... yep definitely worth $13,000 and totally not stolen.

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Finally found one on a local facebook group

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$200 for a tortilla where the face of the Virgin Mary “Miraculously” appeared

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iPad with Fortnite installed - $5000

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car works great, just doesn't drive or start

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Crocodeal or no deal lower

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Crocodeal or no deal

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Yea let’s just go ahead and trade a $2,000 PC for a PS5.

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This isn't craigslist but I think it belongs here

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HP Chromebook, tiny crack, you'll hardly notice! $125

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$6,000 for a Burning Man themed Geo Prizm

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The Math Checks Out

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father and son

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Crocodeal or no deal lower

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in ok condition

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Great Start To The Day

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Homosexual Cats Need New Home

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Enhanced into wearable art - $100

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Wow what a steal

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Vintage Country Crock Tupperware - $345

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Should I (24f) take the gig?

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Old screenshot from when I was trying to sell my switch.

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I don’t go back and forth

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No showers after 8pm and you better not be cooking meat!

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DIGGITY

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Office Depot skates

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Buyer wants a refund because the speakers don’t sound as good as her better ones

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DoEsN’t SmElL aNyMoRe

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Seasoned with whatever is on homegirls floor!

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/r/delusionalpawnshop

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Catalytic converters

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Yikes

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does it count?

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$5k Syrup

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People still collect these things?

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An obvious joke, but I thought this community would appreciate the humor.

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Stir sticks anyone? Get em while they're HOT!

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There's been a lot of dissent in the sub lately. Here's something to bring us back to basics.

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Here we go...

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Ummm,what?

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This has to be money laundering, right?

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Just what I was looking for!

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$2.5 an hour for two kids, must be on call, yeah right lady

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Don’t get jealous ladies.

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Don Juan needs a cameraman

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$50 for some shit you stole from dominos

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If you don't buy it for $1000, I'm going to destroy it.

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Beware of log

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iPhone locked but no problem, finger included

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Rare Ball shaped Cheetos

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Next level trolling

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Too much Dr. pepper

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Vagina wigs $40. Made from 100% free range cats

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Facebook marketplace is a nightmare

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Mirror. Never used.

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Random joke ad, not delusional in any way, posted to illustrate how ridiculous the posts in this sub have turned into.

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Did I mention it's one of a kind?

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A special kind of delusional

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10 bucks cyberpunk coaster.

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May the rain wash the warts away

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Photocopy of Trump's signature

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Rare goldfish

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Tried to buy a plush for Christmas. She jacked the price up on me.

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I don't know much about makeup, but I'm pretty sure this belongs here

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Not sure if this belongs here as the price is right.. But I believe amazing physical condition may be slightly delusional

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Can’t wait!!

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this image just woke me up more than my coffee ever could

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Ladies, the opportunity of a lifetime!!

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Sign me up!!!

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Crocodeal or no deal lower

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$80 more than Lego (who will deliver it to my door for free and give me a discount on my next order).

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I’ll take all 30!

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So cherished he has to let it go!

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Hit me up on my phone

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$100 well spent?

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I have this antique mirror. I’m asking 3000.00 dollars. I need it gone like now.

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What a deal

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Not really delusional, but too good not to share.

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$1000, but graphics not included

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10 years ago these were $29

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What a bargain

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Half the earbuds, half the price, right??

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Pay me to be my exterminator?

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The best cart on the block!

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A real one of a kind gem.

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Shitty couch

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Gaming buddy

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I know it’s not craigslist but...

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