(e) I’m in this photo and I’m not only proud of that, I’m smug about it1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
This highly realistic representation is brought to you by the wonders of modern graphic technology1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
Three laws that are key to surviving and thriving as a lawyer [credit to Tumblr user Foone for the drafting]1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
‘There’s no faster creature on earth than an articled clerk who’s only been told half of what’s going on’ ~old West Australian proverb1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
Welcome to r/auslaw, I won’t be your guide, just piss off and let me polish off my bloody dart already would ya? Jeezus!1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
Good to see the former minister for everything in the box today. What a great witness...1yr ⋅ Katoniusrex163 ⋅ r/auslaw
“We are absolutely confident that 25 megs is going to be enough, more than enough, for the average household.” ~ Tony Abbott, 20132yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
More unadultered bullshit from the Court, aka why half the profession hates this shit job5mo ⋅ Ladder_Fucker ⋅ r/auslaw
MRW when I foolishly chase the client on a matter that I hoped would stay dormant1yr ⋅ don_homer ⋅ r/auslaw
Law student: I can’t wait to impress everyone by constantly using:2yr ⋅ Vomicidal_Tendancies ⋅ r/auslaw
My face the entire Uber ride in this morning (thanks Dom), listening to my SovCit / general conspiracy theorist driver explaining to me how the law works2yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
Mum, why does the man in the cape and the silly hat smell like medicine?1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
‘Cooker’; n; 1. a person who is cooked, a crazy person; 2. this fucking guy again?1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
Client with a crap case: just use some of your barrister magic; Me in court later that day:2yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
A gentle reminder of post-lockdown court etiquette. Remember also, barristers don’t fist bump (they only hadouken).3yr ⋅ bornthisbeige ⋅ r/auslaw
The final boss after you become an accredited specialist in bird law2mo ⋅ theangryantipodean ⋅ r/auslaw
TIL the person behind the Pakalu Papito Twitter account is a lawyer who started their own firm the day after they finished their restricted practice year2yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
Me: wakey wakey r/Auslaw! It’s week 6 of trial and I just need you to research a quick legal question for me before we’re due in court in half an hour; You:2yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
‘Your Honour I press the tender on the ground that my entire case collapses without it’1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
MRW my opponent starts making stupid, empty threats about me supposedly breaching my professional obligations thinking they can get under my skin2yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
'The firm's policy is that the actual hours worked are unimportant, so long as you meet your billable hour targets'2yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
Sometimes you're better off getting room service when you're out on circuit.1yr ⋅ GuyInTheClocktower ⋅ r/auslaw
That's right, Learned Colleagues. Happened yesterday for the first time!6mo ⋅ Big_Feelings ⋅ r/auslaw
Why are the head shrinkers always so desperate to diagnose every punter with half the DSM-V before lunch?1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
It’s nearly the weekend! Nearly time to go off and enjoy human stuff!1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
‘If it reads, we can brief it’ ~ my solicitors talking about me, probably1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw
Oh wait, they don’t have rallies! That’d require social skills and, you know, friends1yr ⋅ scullerwonderlad ⋅ r/auslaw