LPT: If you don't have any job experience coming out of college, try lying about it.6yr ⋅ lUNITl ⋅ r/PFJerk
In case it's not abundantly clear how bad of an investment it is: I will be changing downvotes to bearded dragons.7yr ⋅ zonination ⋅ r/PFJerk
Even though I make $125k a year, it's always good to know my dividends are paying off6yr ⋅ WeWillFallTogether ⋅ r/PFJerk
Did you know that credit score is the most important thing in your life, after money? You need 900 score to be able to get married5yr ⋅ GreatValueProducts ⋅ r/PFJerk
Ever since I've invested in this Vanguard, I've used it to make tons of money! Invest in Vanguards!6yr ⋅ PhillLacio ⋅ r/PFJerk
Buying a reasonable car sounds smart but I want a new Benz and I make $20/hr - please help me justify this4yr ⋅ GIVE_me_OSRS_bonds ⋅ r/PFJerk
I made this chart to show you how to maths if you like formulas but cant math7yr ⋅ candida_piranha ⋅ r/PFJerk
MRW pfjerk tells me that my fidget spinner and bearded dragon portfolio isn't Vanguard ApprovedTM7yr ⋅ zonination ⋅ r/PFJerk
Spotify is where I've always gone for money advice. How many Vanguards do you have under your bed?6yr ⋅ teh27 ⋅ r/PFJerk
For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. -Albus Wilfred Vanguard Dumbledore8yr ⋅ grrtho ⋅ r/PFJerk
My Dad during the Vietnam war, February 1971. I didn't know this photo existed until I came across it randomly on the internet. He cried when he saw it. I hope this is the right place to post it.6yr ⋅ LiterallyTestudo ⋅ r/PFJerk
The result of doing the $100 challenge (save all $100 notes) for a year.6yr ⋅ IncendiaryGames ⋅ r/PFJerk
I hear people on here tout vanguard, but be careful, I just lost over $10,000 because of them6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/PFJerk
How much should I invest in my company's 404? Everytime I search I get not found.6yr ⋅ Job-lair ⋅ r/PFJerk
$152/mo for FOOD? Have you never heard of lentils? Cut the reckless spending already.6yr ⋅ Serialk ⋅ r/PFJerk
What's your favorite PF/FIRE podcast to call in and brag about your situation to?6yr ⋅ blaekee ⋅ r/PFJerk
[Advice] Should I spend all my money now and save on finance charges, or should I spread out the payments over 24 months so I put out less cash right now?7yr ⋅ mydoglixu ⋅ r/PFJerk
7/11 is offering free advice on how to diversify your flavfolio - but is it worth the $3 management fee?7yr ⋅ misnamed ⋅ r/PFJerk
A couple of frat guys I know bought a bearded dragon as a joke for a party, but were unable to take care of her due to being non-STEM and poors, so I took her in. Here she is two days later on lookout duty on her haworthia. I've made her part of my royal Vanguard (:6yr ⋅ Sleepkin ⋅ r/PFJerk
Fidelity has 0% expense ratios. Friendship ended with Vanguard. Now Fidelity is my best friend.6yr ⋅ IncendiaryGames ⋅ r/PFJerk
Skipping that vacation and Maxing my 401k and ROTH will be well worth it when I'm cruising around the nursing home on one of these.8yr ⋅ yellweah ⋅ r/PFJerk
I still shine this signal above my house every night. One day I know he will return.6yr ⋅ welliamwallace ⋅ r/PFJerk
Helpful tax PSA in case a poor person stumbles across our subreddit6yr ⋅ DoritosDewItRight ⋅ r/PFJerk
Thanks to you guys, I can only take this person’s genuine distress about losing their bearded dragon as a joke.6yr ⋅ VestedValkyrie ⋅ r/PFJerk
When you realize the /r/pfjerk mods added a dollar sign to your username so we can all be rich8yr ⋅ zonination ⋅ r/PFJerk
This sub is comedic gold: Yay! I got fired, but even though I don’t have a job, it’s okay, because now I don’t have any more debt!6yr ⋅ 0ddmanrush ⋅ r/PFJerk
Looks like Charles Schwab customers are searching for some ~high~ yield investments...7yr ⋅ ArtificialNebulae ⋅ r/PFJerk
i wanted to upload this to r/personalfinance directly but they don't accept meme submissions :(6yr ⋅ not_homestuck ⋅ r/PFJerk
Should I borrow from my 401k to buy this TV? How would it affect my credit score if I chose to finance instead?9yr ⋅ winSharp93 ⋅ r/PFJerk
LOL, you fucking peasants are wasting your money on lentils. Can you please get good @ FI/RE?8yr ⋅ citg0 ⋅ r/PFJerk
While you poors try to vanguard lentils I'm making bank on collateralized lentil obligations.7yr ⋅ agilityPerson ⋅ r/PFJerk
Family member just died. Will was from the 1980s. Nightmare. [serious]9yr ⋅ ThatAssholeMrWhite ⋅ r/PFJerk
I can't even begin to describe how important this graph is. If you don't understand it, you will never be successful in finance.10yr ⋅ zonination ⋅ r/PFJerk
I'm sure this is a super unpopular opinion and no one agrees with me9yr ⋅ ThatAssholeMrWhite ⋅ r/PFJerk
Tired of having to explain at length whether something's a scam or not? Now there's an easy 0-10 scale for you to use!8yr ⋅ ArtificialNebulae ⋅ r/PFJerk
All you lentil lovers are throwing money down the drain. Canola oil is a much cheaper source of calories.7yr ⋅ hex4def6 ⋅ r/PFJerk
If you don't contribute 416% of your max HSA contribution in the first paycheck, you're never going to retire.9yr ⋅ ArtificialNebulae ⋅ r/PFJerk
I bought 6 of these last week but my lentils made me thirsty and I started drinking my retirement strategy away... what should I do??9yr ⋅ Calypsee ⋅ r/PFJerk
On your advice, a month ago I switched my IRA to Vanguard. Thanks assholes!9yr ⋅ SpiderRoll ⋅ r/PFJerk
Is this tiny amount actually considered enough to be printed as currency? Since when is spare change worthy of being on paper?6yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/PFJerk
Bad news, looks as though Vanguards may have become obsolete. [X-Post /r/Mildlyinteresting]9yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/PFJerk
/u/taxmankeith, the hero /r/personalfinance needs, but not the hero /r/personalfinance deserves.10yr ⋅ fontophilic ⋅ r/PFJerk
Just discovered an old savings account! What should I do with this windfall?10yr ⋅ ThatAssholeMrWhite ⋅ r/PFJerk
A picture of a bearded dragon literally spending money on clothes. Your daily reminder: clothes are useless and you should be investing in the buff.7yr ⋅ zonination ⋅ r/PFJerk