If you had just invested $2k/month at 12%, from age 10, you’d have $100 million at 65. NO EXCUSES!!!!!!!1yr ⋅ b-xx ⋅ r/PFJerk
Just found out that workers need far less than I originally thought. I'm about to reduce their salary to help align with their environmentally-friendly lifestyles.1yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/PFJerk
Let's not forget the real people out there that are living in worse conditions than Oliver Twist.1yr ⋅ Canadian_Kartoffel ⋅ r/PFJerk
A recklessly low level of retirement savings - pour journalist should be ashamed1yr ⋅ Enderwiggen33 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Found a couple Benjamin's when cleaning my car. Quick PSA to everyone to check their cars and sofa cushions for loose change!2yr ⋅ bvaesasts ⋅ r/PFJerk
I put over $500M/year on my Centurion [Black] card, so I’m shocked to see they let pour ppl into the lounge who spend only $500K/year. Taking my business [arms dealer] to Credit Suisse.1yr ⋅ GodLovesFrags ⋅ r/PFJerk
After lobbying my local government/police, stop signs are now optional for everyone except pours.3yr ⋅ 1slinkydink1 ⋅ r/PFJerk
28M/ FAANG Software Engineer's Monthly Budget. Do you think I am saving enough?2yr ⋅ confusedfinancesis ⋅ r/PFJerk
This is financial abuse. She made him do an INTEREST FREE LOAN when he could have put the money into a low cost index fund by himself.3yr ⋅ eS28p5RgZ4Le46 ⋅ r/PFJerk
If you didn't start investing in your IRA as a fetus you're gonna become a pour4yr ⋅ xelanil ⋅ r/PFJerk
I've been driving the same car for 127 years. My grandfather gave it to me in 1893. I said to myself I'll buy a new car when this one dies. 1,500,000 miles and counting!4yr ⋅ madloba ⋅ r/PFJerk
Labor Day is a ruse by the commies to villainize rich, successful people and I'm over it2yr ⋅ Cmgeodude ⋅ r/PFJerk
I've failed... I just saw the most gut-wrenching thing in my life and I dont know if I'll ever recover. someone hold me2yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/PFJerk
I just wanted to share this real life message exchange with my friend lol2yr ⋅ Pleural_Mesothelioma ⋅ r/PFJerk
Even though I'm a CEO, I drive a Corolla with 200k miles on it! Line up to give me handjobs on the right please.3yr ⋅ Phalange44 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Dave Ramsey gave me some advice a while back that I took to heart and have since adopted as one of my financial goals.4yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/PFJerk
Just bought my forever home, all cash! I would like to thank you all for your insight that led me to purchase this house; I think it's a great fit! And yes it's a LCOL area before you ask 🤑😎4yr ⋅ bvaesasts ⋅ r/PFJerk
Forced to do my own taxes after firing my accountant for taking maternity leave. GOD this is so complicated1yr ⋅ ForeignAd3910 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Remember, don't spend any money on your loved ones. They should appreciate your fiscal prudency.4yr ⋅ kloppatam ⋅ r/PFJerk
These financial “experts” are giving advice to pours who think 1M can last 30 years.1yr ⋅ pickledtoad ⋅ r/PFJerk
Ugh $1m salary is just enough to scrape by. What are they talking about $500k? Wtf1yr ⋅ prndls ⋅ r/PFJerk
The price of lentils has doubled over the past year- How am I going to have a comfortable retirement?2yr ⋅ daytonmills ⋅ r/PFJerk
Someone bought all the lentils. How do I survive the Great Lentil Panic of 2020?4yr ⋅ Enron401k ⋅ r/PFJerk
Finally hit my goal and raised my credit score by 500 points! All before Christmas too. Thank you all for the great advice.4yr ⋅ plipyplop ⋅ r/PFJerk
Save on string cheese by biting into a block of cheese. They're cheaper than individually wrapped string cheese and bagged shredded cheese!3yr ⋅ mermaiddiva26 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Since we’re talking about how to cheap out on tips without using a calculator...6yr ⋅ LiterallyTestudo ⋅ r/PFJerk
What should I do with my enormous gains from investments? Any advice for a nouveau riche?3yr ⋅ Cmgeodude ⋅ r/PFJerk
Look at these fat cats leaving their quarters in the carts at Aldi’s. 100% ROI. Every time.4yr ⋅ FatUSStig ⋅ r/PFJerk
Bearded dragon is enjoying his luxury chronograph [Omega] and Loving the newer wooden watch boxes Omega make.4yr ⋅ Mochachinostarchip ⋅ r/PFJerk
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. Am I doing this right?!6yr ⋅ misnamed ⋅ r/PFJerk
Note: The guy on the left learned how to code and his parents are not his PrObLeM4yr ⋅ hubal84 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Celebrities boast about staying at home while living in mansions and now brag about getting bearded dragons too? Smh, sucks being a pour 😔4yr ⋅ daytonmills ⋅ r/PFJerk
Pours seriously make me laugh when you say things like “eating only lentils is boring” and “you look sick, maybe you should eat something other than only lentils”. Look at the variety I can have in my diet and still keep $5 billion in my chequing account.3yr ⋅ fanaticfun ⋅ r/PFJerk
Want a Lambo? Just buy a $70k house in cash and use the rent to pay the car note. Want a $1000 raise? Just raise the rent $50 on your 20 rental properties. GG EZ POORS.5yr ⋅ LifeIsSerious ⋅ r/PFJerk
Hi guys, I just found out what a credit score was yesterday and decided to check mine. Is it any good?4yr ⋅ bvaesasts ⋅ r/PFJerk
Budget breakdown after cutting out all the extra expenses. Spouse and I barely get by. The struggle is real!!!5yr ⋅ yourname27times ⋅ r/PFJerk
got my Guard of Vans statement, and they didn’t do a 90% stock/10% bond portfolio like i asked for??? now i need to push my FIRE date back!3yr ⋅ Hockeyboy540 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Poor don’t deserve hair. If you’re in debt and have hair, shave that shit off RIGHT NOW5yr ⋅ liljoey300 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Found an old document in our attic from when my dad bought Lousiana and some other territory for $15 million. This land is now exclusively used for the development of STEM universities, bearded dragon sanctuaries, and lentil farming.4yr ⋅ bvaesasts ⋅ r/PFJerk
There's been a lot of questions lately about emergency funds, so I made this helpful flowchart.6yr ⋅ Reclaimer122 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Logged on and this was my view. Not sure if it belongs here but it’s a pretty succinct sum up of the financial Reddits...5yr ⋅ sculpeyfan ⋅ r/PFJerk
FLASH SALE is live! For the next 12 hours, all stocks are 5% off on the discount broker website.4yr ⋅ 1slinkydink1 ⋅ r/PFJerk
Someone who is good at the economy please help my family is dying5yr ⋅ rainaftersnowplease ⋅ r/PFJerk
My credit score is finally out of the “poor” (<849) range! I’m so proud of myself5yr ⋅ dontsettleforaverage ⋅ r/PFJerk
LPT: If you don't have any job experience coming out of college, try lying about it.5yr ⋅ lUNITl ⋅ r/PFJerk
