Almost feel bad doing this, but at 39 she's still got her mind stuck on one thing...

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But... the CRAZY tingles.....

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She's more than her body

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Unsolicited dick pics.

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You better have a car and house.

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It’s actually 2019, but you’re still on Tinder and pregnant.

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Quality woman here

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Looking for a good man to pay for my kid and school. Guess what? You have to take it slow (no sex unless you are chad!)

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I'm in a good relationship but want to ride the CC again...

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My boy best friend just told me he's got a gf and I'm really upset! I OBJECT at the wedding!

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If I don't get a boyfriend who meets my laundry list of demands I'm 'sueing'.

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I want a man, but all men which approach me are stupid

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50 years old and still have a laundry list of requirements. Most me that can fit that description can often times get younger and more attractive women.

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[26F] Block happy.

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My herpes does not define me

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Reasons why I'm single.

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Anyone want to be my gay sidekick/footstool like I saw in 90's sitcoms?

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The struggle is real.

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Independent single momma who is tired of being fucked over but still wants to ride the CC.

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29 year old princess seeking her prince. Any real men out there that aren’t into games?

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I'm tired of games, getting played and players...Whatever happened to real men?

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Get in line men, 22 with 2 kids and one more due 5/19. Wants to get married.

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30F doesn't want to settle, asks WAATGM?

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You Can't just get this on the first Night. U Have to work for this 489 Fans?!

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It's a frickin' salt mine in there!

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[41F] Please don't let me end up a crazy cat lady!

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I want a rich man from Wall St., but Bernie 2020!

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Real Men Pls

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Don't make these bitches wealthy..

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I'm not DTF????? you. I have standards. I just want to hang out. K?

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Doesn't really belong but thought you guys would find it an entertaining read.

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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure I am out of control and a little hard to handle. Also I have 2 kids if you can't handle that swipe left

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As usual, men making reasonable points about women's poor dating behavior are seen as the problem. C'mon r/niceguys, how many more women have to get abused and murdered before you start holding women and their perpetrators accountable for their actions?

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No hookups unless you're chad

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I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she ain't messin with no broke nigga

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Interesting how r/niceguys would call us incels when we're effectively *rejecting* the women who would give us the sex we're allegedly desperate for. Guess that's easier than trying to discredit all these profiles confirming what the NiceGuysTM have said all along about women's poor dating behavior.

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Nursing student (aren't they all?) just had a head-on collision with The Wall. She's done with Chad and looking for YOU.

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This PSM from Hell is conducting an intelligence test. She wants to find men to step up and pass her test. Any takers

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A strong independent gold digger that looks like Alladin's nemisis Jaffar in drag. (Analysis in comments)

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Are you a real man? Only a real man can handle it.

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She figured that she wants a relationship because you know...KID. What's the best way to find one...BIKINI. Don't forget 'Bad Bitch-Dolla $ign':)

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I am the table, not my boobs. I want to stop shopping on Tinder, but i bring at least 5 liabilities to the table.

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When the bailout fails and she goes back to her roots.

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[26F] Looking for a father for my baby if the baby daddy doesn't step in.

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British columnist writes in praise of beta males.

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When people ask about my love life.

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Feisty Alpha Dragon Lady wants you to come to the table with enough to wine and dine me. Exactly how much money will this transaction cost me since there will never be a relationship.

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Perhaps men are picky about women with a lot of mileage.

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[32F] I have a son and I'm pregnant, but I'm not with either father.

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Who's ready to buy this cow when others got the milk for free?

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Half Italian, half cherokee. She is looking for true gentlemen! half her age.

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Have to be at least 6' tall to ride this fat, underemployed, old, skanky single mom, sweaty

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In the past, landing Chad on OLD was not a problem...

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This one better find someone real and true. Here is another life ruined by the new morality of our age. I don't see many men lining up for her!

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[34F] Another divorced single mom wanting a best friend after getting hurt and used.

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Cool, not cool. Another pregnant catch on OLD. She's almost 20. Yay!

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Looks like cat and ice cream shops are about to get a few new customers.

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She’s not interested in overweight men

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[35F] That she brags she can hookup with any man at the pub implies that's exactly what she did.

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I resent having to do man stuff around the house.

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[28F] 30 is getting close, I enjoyed my youth, and now it's time to get serious about life. Looking for someone with high goals and old school morals like myself.

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I am pregnant but let's vibe and see where it go

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Another 22 year old mom of 3. I wonder why she would say she wants someone who won't throw her out like trash?

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42 and just getting off the carousel. Good luck with that!

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This SM of two says no to hook ups. She says yes, I will breed with a cowboy as long as he takes me away. Anyone ready to saddle up?

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What do you get when you cross a 40-yr-old spinster who's desperate for children, and Tinder? Lots of hookups, creampies and STDs, but still no baby.

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Here we have a sweet 29 yo Divorced woman looking for her sweet counterpart. Almost forgot fellows, This one is pregs too with her 4th kid. Can we get s S-T-E-P U-P? What's that spell?

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Not truly a profile per se, but still hilarious

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I need a Good Man, so I have to project myself as a Good Girl.

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[18F] I'm pregnant and had a terrible past, but I'm looking for my life partner and want to take things seriously and slow.

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F29. Has three kids aged 5, 3, and 2. Hates cooking. No hookups and life revolves around them so screw you and gib me moneys.

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[33F] Just another I get lots of matches but no dates complaint. Reveals she's a single mom and gets picky in the comments.

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[25F] Just had a newborn now time to find a chivalrous man.

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Winner, Winner, STD in her. Baby too.

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Fake nerd girl wants you to help making her a mogul in return for nothing!

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Actress Sharon Stone's Bumble profile was blocked for reports it was fake, but I tweaked it a little to reflect the real reason.

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[32F] Was always attracted to the bad boys, so just looking for a nice guy with a great personality. And lookie what she's riding.

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Not even the men I picked last want to pamper me like I deserve.

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[31F] My friends are getting married and I'm sitting home alone, drinking an entire bottle of wine to myself.

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I don't want to chat right now, but I still want you to contact me first.

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Unrealistic standards will come back to bite them in the ass.

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I'm knocked up at 21, but I'm still a good girl who condemns casual sex.

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Must have beard, tattoos, don't bother sending msg if you wear glasses

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Even freakn amazing daddies aren't Good Men.

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Time to Man UP, Silver Fox Edition: All she wants is to be spoiled by a generous man. Is that too much to ask. Look what she brings to the table.

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Time to Man UP: Tongue ring, tatas, and toddlers are all this overweight used ashtray has to offer. What does she want in return?

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For those of you wondering, her ex was a fuckboy who wouldn't commit, now she's looking for a bailout.

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All aboard for this train...wreck. Don't let this one derail you men.

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Single mom wonders where all the decent men are

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She doesn't want to work any more. She joins a sugar baby site to find a rich provider. She will not give anything in return for money.

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I've got a newborn and I'm so desperate for marriage I'll plan our wedding as soon as we match

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Respect is everything to this full time mom

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I am amazed what you can find out by looking at the same writers historical work. These tell me she has hit the wall. And tries to trick a Chad to give her a baby,

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Problem is texting sweet nothings all day is then called being clingy.

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Hi, I am young and stupid, just look at my profile. I can't make up my mind what I want except I AM looking for a good time while I am preggers...again.

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Both of my kids have a different dad. Neither one wants anything to do with them.

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This must work real well for women since it's becoming comical at this point.

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Are your morals high enough for this mum of two?

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[F/33] “Men can’t handle the strong, independent and motivated woman that I am” This package deal is single at 33 and it’s men’s fault, of course.

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[28F] I'm married, so discretion is key. Update: My husband found out I'm [cheating], but he is ok with it, so thats awesome. (xpost r/MGTOW)

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Your reward for a super-healthy lifestyle? Bailing out this winner from her business. Looking for good women too!

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She expects us to help her after a lifetime of poor decisions

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C'mon guys, stop beating on this 30 (not 26) year old smoke stack. She just wants someone to treat her and her 4 croblins right. Is that too much to ask?

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I'm a lady have some respect!

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33 year old single mum is finally fed up of the cock carousel

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Who wants to ”step up and be a step daddy”?

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‘Fat, bisexual, metal head’ looking for a decent and honest man. Oh, and a Viking!

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Religious single mom is looking for a daddy to help with the babies.

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Damaged tatted sweetheart asks the question. Do we know the answer?

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Lonely prostitute would make a great wife

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666 rule of dating

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Sphincter de Parfum.

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a single mom i used to hook up with messaged me this weekend wanting money for food. she lives two states away.

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[30F] Fat gal seeking relationshit... I mean, FWB, to trap... I mean to put up with my annoying voice so my friends can make fun of you... I mean fawn over you. Any losers... I mean under 40, no wait!... over 40, TALL, ATMs wanna shower me with attention... err take me for a spin?

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This one is serious. She is tired of the crap and has a question.

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Here is another one that our society needs to support. Welcome to your instant made family of 3 with this crazy acting daredevil.

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