Thanks I hate the worlds itchiest suit

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I was told you guys would appreciate this

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Kind of awkward for the “hero”

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This definitely belongs here

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Dude steals car then plows into 6 stationary vehicles on my street at like 3am. CCTV saw him take off but he hasn’t been caught yet. What a fucking piece of shit

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I don’t like skin fruit

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Social media can be so isolating as a mum. Seeing coiffed goddesses out hiking with their 3 kids while I’m knee deep in baby vomit isn’t easy. Comparison is the thief of joy. To all the mums out there who have also been running on empty and feel like a bag of crap - we got this, we’ll get there ❤️❤️

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Thankfully this was met with an appropriate amount of disgust

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Local heroin addict blew himself up this morning trying to huff gas from the heating system

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This was a quick one night project so my husband had something to take with him to rehab. With each stitch I imagined him coming home to me a healthy happy man. May the wonky little planets give him strength ❤️

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I saw this on an upcycling group on facebook. Her cat clawed a hole on her sofa and to save buying a bew one she crocheted on some lovely flowers. So clever 😍

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Saw this and thought of this sub

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One of my closest friends is currently in hospital being treated for cervical cancer. She is only 34. We have promised each other a mushroom trip when she gets the all clear so I stitched this as her coming home gift ❤️

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Probably my favourite Matty meme of all time ✌🏻

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My 3 year old lost my wedding ring a good few months ago now and couldn't remember where she put it....

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Real talk

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Brb, off to take grammar lessons

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Apologies if this is a repost but can totally relate this to DMT experiences

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I really hope this is accurate ❤️

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Took me a second... why the actual fuck?

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I was doing the speed limit on a main road when some asshole pulled out in front of me at a T junction without stopping or even looking. Some broken bones but I’m ok 🙏

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I saw this on an upcycling group pn facebook. Her cat clawed a hole in the sofa and she covered it with crochet flowers to save her buying a new one! So clever!

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I was looking through old photos today and thought you guys might appreciate this. We got married in Jamaica a few years back and made friends with some locals. This is the “bouquet” we got from them the day before our wedding.

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In my scottish hometown this week

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Made this mini hoop for my metal musician husband who detests my obsession with the band. He hasn’t realised it’s a Robbers quote and has hung it in his car...win 🤣❤️

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This took my darling diva four year old almost a week to complete. She kept at it through the frustration and was literally beaming with pride by the final stitch. Something tells me I’m going to smile at this wee hoop for the rest of my life.

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Bought these fabric sample books today for a measly £1 each! I was delighted to discover all of the samples were perfect squares 😍 ill unpick and organise them tonight, then begin pinning tomorrow. I think itll make the most beautiful rainbow patchwork quilt the textures are divine!

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A band T quilt that I made for a colleague. Its backed onto a curtain found in a charity shop so its 100% upcycled. Took a while and a lot of patience but she loves it!

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Real talk

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I was told you guys would appreciate this. Using an old curtain as the backing and a large collection of awesome band T’s I made this quilt for a workmate. So adores it!

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Matbat 😂

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People of reddit I present to you my biggest tapestry to date. 62,500 stitches and almost 10 months later I finally completed Emily Peacock’s Tree of life tapestry kit. I purposely played with the colours so it’s very different from the guide but I’m really pleased with it ❤️

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Sat down for a cup of tea and a gorgeous looking chocolate hot cross bun. My friend and I had been salavating over them for hours! Bit into one expecting cakey goodness and got a hollow shell of disappointment. The packaging said “chocolate hot cross bun” with no mention of easter egg fakery

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Was told you guys would appreciate this...

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This morning at 3am, my friend and I scaled the Mither Tap in Scotland to catch the sunrise. We are both massive fans, and played ILIWYS as we watched in awe ❤️

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Who’s with me?

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The anticipation is peak fandom ❤️❤️

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Anyone fancy doing my dishes?

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Where we go, we call them “entities”

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This was a quick one night project so my husband had something to take with him to rehab. With each stitch I imagined him coming home to me a healthy happy man. May the wonky little planets give him strength ❤️

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Found this in a tool shed while viewing houses. What the actual fuck!?

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My face when I realise I’ve missed Matty being active on the sub....yet again

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When I finished my latest needle painting project my husband called me ‘the bob ross of embroidery’ and it was honestly the best compliment I’ve ever had in life. Happy little stars

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Reading this made me feel dirty

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People of reddit I present to you my biggest tapestry to date. 62,500 stitches later I finally completed Emily Peacock’s Tree of life needlepoint kit. I purposely played with the colours so it’s different from the guide but I’m really pleased with it. It’s now a beautiful cushion in my sun room❤️

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A quilt I made for a friend who has a gazillion band t-shirts

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It’s fiiiiiiiiine!

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I mean if there was ever a more perfect time for another AMA....

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I learned a hard lesson today guys. Sitting (lazily) cutting fabric on my lap + super sharp fabric scissors = my favourite jersey skirt getting mutilated. It’s one of those comfier than air garments that I’ve worn for years and I need a little inspiration from your lovely selves on how to fix it!

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I got this horribly shitty wrist tattoo 15 years ago. It’s getting removed this year hopefully

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Thanks I hate hairy bitey tumors

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TABS WITH UNLIMITED 0’s, NEW CLOTHES

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My husband posted this on my Facebook timeline and honestly I’ve never considered divorce before now 😂

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Yes.

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Hello all! Just an update on my colourblock tapestry, 6 months in and more than half complete!

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My friend just coughed this up. What the actual fuck?!

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The postman came yesterday (and so did I...)

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[FO] “Springtime on a Scottish Croft”

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Looking for opinions guys- my mother in law is horrified of my “lewd” WIP. It’s celebrating the 4 years I’ve been nursing my kids and I’m going for an ethereal “mother earth” kind of vibe to signify our natural bond. Should I stitch myself in clothes or in all my glory? She’s got in my head a bit

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I’m not sure who I would prefer advice from

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Eww

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A wee hand embroidery piece I’ve called “Springtime on a Scottish Croft”

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First ever needlepoint - took me 3 weeks to get this far but finding it super relaxing. This is a kit from emily peacock

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Hey guys I am currently 29 weeks pregnant and had this huge bruise appear on my thigh out of the blue. As far as I’m aware there was no trauma impact or knock to have caused it and these is no pain at all! This is the bruise after a week of not really healing. Should I be worried?

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After 63 days of being stoned in lockdown, this is the very last of my stash with a two week wait til my next procurement. Fuck

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A repost perhaps but by far my favourite meme ❤️

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My latest project in long stitch embroidery. I've called it Mountains in the Moonlight. My husband says I'm the Bob Ross of embroidery 😍

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Simple but effective embroidery

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The start of another crafty journey

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