Day 3.... humans still think I'm lost
HMF while I sit on this sofa
did someone call a pupper?
Oh hmm I wonder
Sweating a bit there mate?
Now this is troubling...
I know she's a model... but I.can't.relate.
1v1 me bro
Gimme that jimmy neutron casper the ghost look
I guess someone's not the biggest fan of Seinfeld
Oh I wonder... 😂
If you hard. Then you hard.
Oh I wouldn't have guessed 😂
We all have that one friend
I kinda like you too...
Bloody Mary in a freakin capsicum
You'd think over the years he'd get the point...
Just peacock my shit up
Classic one liner 😏
Sweet little optical illusion!
...You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think... - Christopher Robin [612x612]
I'm watching you.
Wait... replace sex with???
Things parents will never understand...
People cry, not because they're weak, but because they have been strong for too long - Johnny Depp [534X516]
smoking darts and breaking hearts
- Jay Cartwright