SAMUEL RICHARD DARNOLD IS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL TO DEFEAT TRAVAXED KELSEY, TRAILOR SWIFT, AND THE REST OF THE RADICAL CHEFS!2mo ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Samuel J. Darnold signs Executive Order BANNING Faker Mayfraud from entering the state of California1yr ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
WE WILL NOT BEND WE WILL NOT BREAK WE WILL NOT YIELD WE WILL NEVER GIVE IN WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP AND WE WILL NEVER BACK DOWN WE WILL NEVER EVER SURRENDER1yr ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Congratulations to GEQBUS on winning the Pro Bowl! Another sacred landslide victory!1yr ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Faker’s not a war hero. I like Quarterbacks who don’t lose to their former team in week 1, okay. I hate to tell you.1yr ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
LIBRUHLISM HAS SPREAD TO THE WWE! SAD! I thought Vince McFraud was a friend of GEQBUS!1yr ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
Congratulations to Sam Darnold on being elected to the MLB All-Star Game! It wouldn’t be America’s Pastime without GEQBUS!10mo ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
GOOD BYE KOOKY KIRK, SORRY NOT SORRY THAT MINNESOTA PICKED GEQBUS OVER YOU!1mo ⋅ ZestyItalian5 ⋅ r/the_darnold
