For those of you who saw my last work lunch, with my 40 reaper sauce causing an incident. Not this time.11mo ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/spicy
Guy reckons he fell asleep. He went up the curb, drove across 30 metres of sand, and gave my neighbours a free sunroom.2yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
Pornhub awards first user to reach one million videos watched. (2018)6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Does anybody remember these dodgy white vans that would pull up at a servo, and try to sell you a stereo out the back?1yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/perth
As much as I'm loving the look of the mo, I've chewed it enough times that I feel it's reaching its demise.2yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/beards
I spent the day creating a Severed Head prop. Search 'Severed Head w/ Spine'.4yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/PS4Dreams
Just spent $70AUD on this elusive game. I've waited nearly 20 years to play this again.5yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/psx
Remember when The Dick Show was a comedy podcast, and not a social commentary hour?2yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/TheDickShow
Our Friday fuckwit was the partying neighbour. Found him passed out on his lawn this morning.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/perth
First attempt at character sculpting. Any tips for me would be appreciated.4yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/PS4Dreams
Watching this show for the first time. The B-grade cheese is so satisfying.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/MortalKombat
My girlfriend. Notice the correction on the second one. I didn't expect her to correct it to be honest.4yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/TheDickShow
If we're doing injuries. I was cutting lengths of 20mm flat bar. I missed the stack with one, and it rolled and sliced down my leg.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/Welding
Barber: what would you like me to cut it with?. Customer: have you got a builders square?.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/FuckMyShitUp
Buldak 3x Spicy Ramen, 4 slices of bread, 8 slices of cheese (2 slices between each layer)3yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
Any Cardists in Perth, Australia. Games World in Midland Gate has a good range of 'chuck-around' decks.5yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/cardistry
Tried many meat free pies since becoming a vego. These are by far the most realistic.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/vegetarian
I'm sure Ubisoft didn't licence Aiden Pearce to be used as a generic criminal in this cheap toy.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/gaming
When you have a great song in your head, and the GuitarPro start up jingle wipes it clean from your mind.7yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/GuitarPro
Hey Lisa, you can actually pinpoint the second when the joke hits.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/TheDickShow
Anyone else feel like they were dying of smoke inhalation, cooking these?6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/vegetarian
What the hell has happened to EAGameface? I know its always been a terrible process, but now it seems to have completely hit the fan.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/EASportsUFC
My brother accidentally posted this in our sibling group instead of the girl... I just realised my brother is a nice guy.4yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/niceguys
Well, see ya Terminator series. It was good while it lasted. Another movie cowtowing to the female franchise wash.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/TheDickShow
*Amended* Uses the voice I invented as the voice of my idiot fans.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/TheDickShow
When the company you sold a song to edits your song down to cut out the excess.6yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/WeAreTheMusicMakers
Before the internet, Acclaim games included a prepaid postcard for feedback. Ca. 19996yr ⋅ Zero_Life_Left ⋅ r/gaming
