Somebody just posted some surprisingly accurate dinosaur statues they saw at a zoo, so let me present you with the “T. rex” I saw at my local zoo yesterday.3mo ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/Dinosaurs
The arm of a Tyrannosaurus rex is only about as long as mine.6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Saw the post yesterday about Disneyland’s pickle corn dog with peanut butter and had to come to its defense. Stupid? Maybe. Delicious? YES.1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/StupidFood
Somebody said he looks like a hammerhead shark in the first picture - I can’t unsee it!1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/funny
Pepper Jack cheese stick, wrapped in Bologna, wrapped in bacon, and air-fried. My girlfriend’s favorite snack, made “chefy” by me! [OC]1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
“I know I’m not allowed on the bed, but look! My feet are still touching the floor, so, technically...”1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
I posted the first picture a few days ago and somebody said he looks like a hammerhead shark - I can’t unsee it!1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/greatdanes
“One of the most well-preserved and complete skulls of T. rex in the world.” At the Burke Museum in Seattle.4yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/Naturewasmetal
I have so many friends from highschool who are in this same kind of situation it's ridiculous7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Look at those LIPS (there’s a reason his nickname is “Puddingface!”)1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/greatdanes
MOD Pizza now serves wings. They baked them in the cardboard box.6mo ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Cleared and stained this fish through a process that renders the skin/organs transparent, the bones red, and the cartilage blue.6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Last year I got the best selfie ever with a wallaby named Opal. This year the wallaby was named Ruby and she’s a little... different.6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
The O Canada Dog - complete with bacon, maple syrup, and peanut butter1mo ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Some days I fancy myself a pretty good home chef. Other days I make Dino Nugget Katsu Ramen.5mo ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/StupidFood
Sorry, TSCC, but you don’t get to just say “oops” this time. People are noticing.5yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Spent 3 days making these Italian beef sandwiches (with homemade au jus).6mo ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
Unexpectedly got this very thoughtful message from an old high school friend I haven’t talked to in years. It meant a lot!1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Look at those LIPS (there’s a reason his nickname is “Puddingface!”)1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
Homemade Spam Musubi. Far from the sexiest food but they’re SO good.9mo ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Starter Pokemon I came up with! Names and design ideas are all my original concepts, and I then utilized AI software to bolster the design quality! (Names in the comments)! [OC]1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/Pokemonart
Me: “I wonder if Cheese will ever actually use this new hammock?”Cheese, 5 minutes after I put it in her terrarium:2yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/reptiles
Finally got a chance to see Broadway’s “The Book of Mormon” last night, and let me say as an Ex-Mo, it was INCREDIBLE. So funny, and the accuracy (and realization that I myself used to be a part of all that nonsense) left me laughing and cringing the whole time! I would highly recommend seeing it!!6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
To think, only about a year ago I almost decided to waste 2 years of my life serving an LDS mission. That seems absolutely absurd to me now! I'm so glad that I instead chose to jump on my college education and gain real-world experiences. I could not be happier with where my life is at right now!7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
DISCUSSION: Gal Gadot, Ben Affleck, Zachary Levi, and Jason Momoa were all great casting choices for their respective heroes. But in my opinion, none were as spot on as Henry Cavill’s Superman. What a bummer.6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/DC_Cinematic
“One of the most well-preserved and complete skulls of T. rex in the world.” At the Burke Museum in Seattle.4yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/Dinosaurs
As promised, here is my 2nd round of Fakemon starters created with the help of AI! Names and more info in the comments! [OC]1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/Pokemonart
This fuzzy pteranodon maquette was intended for an unused scene in TLW. It’s a shame it was never included in the film cannon, because this is by far the most scientifically accurate of any JP/JW pterosaur!4yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/JurassicPark
My snake’s zombie-like, milky blue eyes, indicating she’s about to shed her skin.2yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
I made another Snoo. I didn't want to, but an angel with a flaming sword made me do it.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
[I ate] fried catfish with garlic fries (top) and fried alligator with Cajun fries (bottom)1yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/food
The African Bullfrog, aka the Pixie Frog, is one of 3 known species of frog to have teeth.5yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/Awwducational
Fellas. If your girl is ever having a bad day, just make her one of these. Works every time.8mo ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Chris Pratt posted on his Instagram story about his custom made Andy Dwyer, Mouse Rat Gibson guitar!!6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/PandR
Tyrannosaurus rex skull being carefully prepared at the Burke Museum in Seattle, Washington. [Fossil Pic]6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/Dinosaurs
“One generation of homosexual ‘marriages’ would depopulate a nation, and, if sufficiently widespread, would extinguish it’s people. Our marriage laws should not abet national suicide.” -the new 1st counselor of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Dallin H. Oaks6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
The thick fog on campus this morning at the University of Washington was like something out of a movie.5yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/pics
Just posted this on my Instagram! Participating with this subreddit has been so great for me, so I decided to spread the good word!;)7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
I'm a little late to the selfie game, but here's a picture of one happy exmo and one happy wallaby!7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Baskin-Robbin’s with my favorite ice cream flavor: Raw Ground Beef!3yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I love it when tv shows and movies make subtle little jokes and jabs at the church.6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
When a TBM tells you that Mormonism is the one true religion and that there is no happiness outside of the church8yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
You know you’re an Ex-Mo when ordering a “coffee-encrusted steak with caramel bourbon sauce” makes you feel like a rebel.6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
I don't know about the rest of you gentleman, but nothing gets ME going like a nice big hug.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
I’m taking a college-level dinosaur course, and our guest lecturer today was the man who was tasked with putting together the holotype (original) Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton. It was pretty interesting! [Fluff]6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/Dinosaurs
[I Ate] dark chocolate linguine with ice cream, strawberries, and cookie dough bites.5yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/food
When you want your child to have no friends and be absolutely miserable if they ever leave the state of Utah, so you name him after a fictional body of water that includes the word cum in it. Even on Utah Mormon standards that name is extreme... poor kid.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Only in Utah... that kid is going to have a rough, rough life with a name including the word cum.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/sadcringe
Went boating yesterday and saw some wild orcas. I felt the spirit more than I ever did while part of TSCC. Goosebumps, tingles, a warm feeling, butterflies, the whole 9 yards.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
This is what TBMs who were born and raised in TSCC look like when they say things like I KNOW the church is true.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
There is no true Latter-Day Saint who would rather not bury a son or daughter than to have him or her lose his or her chastity.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Side effects may include: ignorance, delusion, confirmation bias, a misplaced sense of unbearable self-righteousness, and years of stunted sexual and emotional development.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
“Remember: when you see the bitter apostate, you do not see only an absence of light, you see also the presence of darkness. Do not spread disease germs.” -Boyd K. Packer7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Attention my fellow heathens! I am reaching out on here in hopes of finding some fellow Ex-Mormons attending the University of Washington who might be interested in starting an Ex-Mormon RSO (registered student organization) on campus! Please message me if you're an interested Husky! Thank you!💜💛7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Watching the South Park episode All About Mormons for the first time... and oh man😂7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Not an official LDS twitter account, but it still has nearly 20k followers. Yikes.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
General Conference is such an uplifting and spiritual time. I KNOW that what these men are saying is true, the spirit is so strong with them and I KNOW that they are men of God. The church is true!7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Reason #4702 that I'm embarrassed to have ever been affiliated with this ridiculous cult7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Translation: “the fact that the man I’ve been taught to blindly follow since childhood might not actually be as amazing as I was lead to believe scares me, so instead of opening my mind to the possibility that Monson wasn’t all great, I’m choosing to double-down on my blind faith instead.”6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Mormon says that a mass shooting in Las Vegas was bound to happen there because Vegas is such a wicked place. Soon, nowhere will be safe, not even good old Utah. But don't worry, if you're on the Lord's side you will be fine!7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Sitting in my favorite cafe with a hot cup of coffee, browsing r/exmormon and listening to Imagine Dragons... being an exmo rocks guys.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
More truthful than anything any Profit ever said in the history of ever.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Out for about a year, give or take. Feels good to finally be my own boss, and coffee is great!!7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Today's my birthday and some of my fellow exmo family members got me this adorable stuffed horse.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
When a TBM starts crying while bearing their testimony about finding their lost keys.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
The 9 different accounts of the First Vision were all just parts of the same one vision that Joseph Smith received, which he recounted on different occasions as he began to better comprehend what he had seen...7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
When I was 13 my stake put on this sort of “BOM Pageant,” and I was cast as a “Lamanite.” They dressed a bunch of us little Mormon white boys up in stereotypical Native American costumes, and had us do a Maori haka dance... Talk about cultural appropriation. So shameful it’s almost funny. Almost.6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle — keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate. - also Mark Twain7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
That’s literally just how snow settles on statues, calm down people. 🙄6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Literally each version of the First Vision is a completely different story. Get out of here with this “a little different” and “basically consistent” tapir shit.6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
As of 1978, sure. Why not. I mean, as long as your parents aren't gay, obviously. -Mormon Jesus, probably7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
What aren’t Mormons supposed drink? Coffee, alcohol, and caffeinated sodas. Who sponsors Broadway’s parody musical “The Book of Mormon?” Starbucks, Jack Daniel’s, and Pepsi!😂6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
We had a cartoon horse drawing competition: we decided to leave it up to the exmormon community to decide a winner! Vote!6yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
Coffee and evolution. Two things I could not accept as a TBM, and now my entire college life revolves around them!7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
My college had a Graffiti Day all over the art building... here's my contribution.7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
I'm flying from Seattle to Salt Lake for a wedding, and as my Uber driver just said to me: drink as much coffee as you can before getting to Utah!7yr ⋅ zelph_esteem ⋅ r/exmormon
