for the lactose intolerant reader

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bi_irl

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spoiler: they’re all probably rounding up anyway

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based on a true story/invitation I just received

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bi_irl

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join the herd immunity community

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love receiving advice on how to be a good queer from our old friends the straights

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morning motivation

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gay_irl

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tofu is as good as you are a cook

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you played yourself

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gay_irl

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it’s just a big bliss ball and what it isn’t is lunch

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bi_irl

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checkmate I can’t even afford a car

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I once ordered b12 infused toothpaste and had to go to the post office 3 times to pick it up and it was still easier than killing an animal to get my b12 intake

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it’s easy to self isolato when you’ve got a potato

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it makes a difference for the animals

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There are two things that never get old. Jokes about unvaccinated children and unvaccinated children.

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with the right spirit, every day can be Monday

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gay_irl

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“SAVE THE OCEANS.. for later, I’m full right now” - environmental activists who still eat fish

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oof

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you save more than just the animal you don’t eat when you switch to veganism

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ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

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‘scuse me mate, mind if I squeeze past to piss 5cm away from you washing your hands?

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I’ll take a bunch of kale and whatever’s on sale

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did you know? the e in ‘dairy’ stands for ethical

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..and for you, sir? excellent choice

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love when recipes ask for eggs to be beaten because the plant based food industry already did that

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I got sick of people telling me not to make my fake meat realistic so I started doing mythical meat recipes instead starting with mermaid tail out of banana blossoms and rice paper

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just got hit (on) by a car

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don’t be bitter, just be better

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I wanted to showcase how you can make anything vegan so today I live streamed my attempt to make an edible, wearable, vegan version of Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress! Here’s the full look with rice paper bacon dress, hambag with sausage straps, headpiece and meat shoes - all edible and 100% made from plants

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was disappointed to see a lack of minion x vegan memes so trying to be the change I want to see in the world

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gay_irl

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use aquafaba to replace eggs in baking, and if you leave it in the can, it makes a great vegan alternative to egging people

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Cruelty Free Drumsticks: Southern Fried chick’n jackfruit with edible cauliflower bones!

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CAKESADILLA! Herb & Cheese Quesadillas stacked and frosted with dairy free cream cheese and an avo rose

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gay👬irl

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gay_irl

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THIS IS 100% VEGAN! I wanted to take on the traditional ‘turkey style’ roast with orange & sage stuffing and honey-mustard style glaze. I hope this recipe helps spark conversation at Christmas about how easy it is to make ANYTHING out of plants!

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bi_irl

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he didn’t respond to the message in the first place

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and it’s still probably got isinglass in it

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the first thing I thought when I saw this image

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I got sick of people telling me not to make my fake meat realistic so I started doing mythical meat recipes instead starting with mermaid tail out of banana blossoms and rice paper

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I work in plant based meat development and I’m over folks telling me what vegan meat can and can’t look like so I carved a giant dick out of fake meat so they can eat it

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dairy is for babies anyway

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I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?

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we’re all in this together 👏

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LEANING TOWER OF LASAGNE

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I got sick of people telling me not to make my fake meat realistic so I started doing mythical meat recipes instead starting with mermaid tail out of banana blossoms and rice paper

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that’s it. that’s the tweet

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we need a word for the feeling when you’re pissed off but excited that you can’t find your fave vegan product because everyone keeps buying it first

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I recreated Lady Gaga’s meat dress but using only vegan meat alternatives just to really drive home the point that you can make literally anything vegan with a can-do attitude and willingness to tape rice paper to your body

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bi_irl

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shoutout to this 1980's guide to GOURMET meatless cooking I found in an opshop featuring what looks like a semi-trimmed steamed cauliflower with salsa as the star dish/front cover. This sad dish was seemingly the pinnacle of plant based food once so it’s been a real glow up since

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can we get a bit of shush, I’m trying to hear the safety announcement

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yeet to eating meat

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Thai Keffir Lime & Pumpkin Soup - my fave soup recipe ever!

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sorry bout it

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fun fact: 70-80% of soy crops around the world feed livestock and only around 6% end up in products for humans

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IMPRESSIVE: recreating the vegan main course option at most fancy restaurants from my own kitchen

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Cake mix.. for meat! I work in recipe development for an Aussie GF vegan ‘meat’ brand and we just launched game changing instant meaty mix that’s cheaper, uses way less power and electricity and means you can make whatever meat alternative you can dream of at home. Here’s Hawaiian Parma with it!

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Thank god I had spinach in the fridge or else this vegan Nashville fried chick’n, mac & cheese and smoked maple syrup wrap I made for lunch wouldn’t have been a balanced meal. A little bit of whole food to go with my soul food.

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you additional 20% of oat milk drinkers really fucked this up for the rest of us

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I’ll have a scoop of classic plain vanilla hold the coconut

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y’know what I’ll just grab a blessing this time round, cheers though

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get in loser, we’re going to Romania

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Not-ella - Vegan Copycat Nutella

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I wanted to showcase how you can make anything vegan so today I live streamed my attempt to make an edible, wearable, vegan version of Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress! Here’s the full look with rice paper bacon dress, hambag with sausage straps, headpiece and meat shoes - all edible and 100% made from plants

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I do vegan cooking classes, here’s some of my fave dishes to teach (top left to right): mock KFC drumsticks, apple based honey drenched Greek donuts, tzatziki mayonnaise and deep fried chocolate bars!

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I got sick of people telling me not to make my fake meat realistic so I started doing mythical meat recipes instead starting with mermaid tail out of banana blossoms and rice paper

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even egging someone can be made vegan 😎

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other alternative names include: hummusexual, soy boy, floradical, botanarchist, sooky la la or gluten free (used in rural locations)

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Homemade KFC recipe: mock drumsticks from deep fried jackfruit chick’n with edible cauliflower bones!

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Cake mix.. for meat! I work in recipe development for an Aussie GF vegan ‘meat’ brand and we just launched game changing instant meaty mix that’s cheaper, uses way less power and electricity and means you can make whatever meat alternative you can dream of at home. Here’s Hawaiian Parma with it!

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Homemade KFC drumsticks made vegan with jackfruit and cauliflower! (with bone + flesh just to show omnis that anything can be made vegan)

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