If Stardew Valley NPCs posted in AITA, what would some of their post titles be?1yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/StardewValley
Henry had always hated Madge's taste in fashion. She'd given up part of herself for the sake of their marriage, but now that it was over, she was free to wear the bright colors and flashy fashions she'd been denying herself for so long. Like my new hat? She giggled to her reflection in the mirror.4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
He threw his breakfast dish and made a huge mess. Then did it again when I gave him a new dish. The bowl broke the second time and he cheered.4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/BirdsBeingDicks
I KNOW it's a hanger, but my brain keeps saying Monster High Moustache!1yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/MonsterHigh
Went to a drive through dinosaur thing. This genius stopped traffic to climb onto the roof with his kids.3yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
Got laid off. My last indulgence before I find a new job. One of my favorite comfort foods, Buldak.4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/KoreanFood
I was told there was a wait. There was a wait *leaves 2 star review without trying the food*4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/EntitledBitch
Stars Hollow High! (I can't say that without hearing the cheer in my head!)4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/GilmoreGirls
My favorite easy keto snack, Jalapeno Poppers! (They're a bit messy because I'm out of toothpicks)4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/ketorecipes
The prize in my Crackerjack was a sticker that says Limited Edition Prize Inside.5yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/assholedesign
I see your Volcano Burritos and Mexican Pizzas and raise you these bad boys. Bring back the Crispas!2yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/tacobell
There are no niceguys! It's just a witch hunt! Women hate unattractive men!5yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/niceguys
Who ever thought treating a pandemic as a joke would result in my demise4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/CoronavirusRegret
Riiiight... because people understanding how tax brackets actually work would make them more conservative?3yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
Does the way they just leave their front door open (after the mailman just comes in without even knocking!) make anyone else a little anxious?3yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/GilmoreGirls
This inconsistency bugs me. Luke is supposedly a gourmet chef who makes paella and soft shell crab amandine, but he doesn't know what sushi is?4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/GilmoreGirls
More boring than my usual. I was going for professional for an upcoming interview.3yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
In response to a critical comment about an animal being mistreated for a cute video...2yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
Here's a photo of a black widow on the inside of my toilet seat. Excuse the picture quality.3yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/TerrifyingAsFuck
What's this crunchy, fried thing in my Vietnamese sausage summer roll?3yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/TipOfMyFork
Ah yes. Finally, a foot cream to address a woman's special needs that are unique to women only. Having dry feet.4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/pointlesslygendered
This jerk parking at a busy grocery store the day before Thanksgiving4yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/EntitledPeople
Stormer didn't have an instrument, so I gave her Aja's guitar. I think it works.3yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/JemAndTheHolograms
When people add an apostrophe and an S after things that aren't possessive.3yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/PetPeeves
Ok, so what flavor are the black ones? Why put a key if it doesn't have every flavor on it?5yr ⋅ z0mbiegrl ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
