Double ended adjustable nut lathe. I believe one end is metric and the other is imperial.

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Not all heroes wear capes.

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My mate pulled over to help a guy change a tyre. Apparently he felt it for a while but it just got really bad so I pulled over to check it.

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At sending a virus. (found in my old Facebook messages)

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All the gear and no idea...

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Finally found a clamshell pool that she fits in without breaking...

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How's that new idler pulley going? To shreds, you say. How about the belt? To shreds, you say.

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It's one of the default replies now!

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Oh snap

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Well, that escalated quickly.

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Dog 1 - 0 Science

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Well shit. Today seems to be 'Post Your Chinesium Tools Day' so I might as well get on board...

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What do we say to the god of tomfuckery? Not today! Took an hour to get this little bastard off the heater core barb.

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🤔 🤔 🤔

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Well that's... different

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Old school nautical fleshlight.

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Thanks Nissan.

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Snorkel had a disagreement with a tree and there's 120mm of rain predicted tomorrow. Behold, the Frankensnorkel!

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Clean your cat's litterboxes, folks.

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This sub isn't limited to cars, right?

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What an offer!

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You didn't have the ingredients to make my food because I'm black so I'm suing you for billions. Also Facebook trolls made me sad so FEDERAL CRIMINAL CHARGES

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Not all heroes wear capes.

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To get me excited for 2018

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Is the neutral or ground hot or reversed? / Circuit Tester - Yes

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Oops. Now to go fishing for all the little bits of lid in the wiper bottle...

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Go home Sulu, you're drunk.

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There are 3 ways to wire a single pole switch - the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! Customer brought his lamp in for me to fix, he replaced the switch and lead and couldn't figure out why it kept tripping the breaker...

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Do the dishes before you clean the deck! / Porque no los dos?

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To drain the coolant, simply undo the petcock screw on the bottom.of the radiator. Well screw you too Nissan.

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My ciggy butt brain neighbour

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Eat a dick, Facebook.

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When that pesky old door knob just refuses to come apart...

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Putting new numbers on the door of my shop.

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My mate's rear brakes. They were drilled and slotted at one point. They're making a bit of noise, do you think I need new pads, or rotors? / Yes.

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Just saw this out the window of my bus...

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It's disgustingly hot here and we finally found a clamshell that she can lie down in

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Only 99? Give it a year.

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I just installed a cheap dual battery system, can anyone tell me why it just caught fire? 🤔 🤔 🤔

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RIP headrest.

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Danger, Wil Robinson

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I feel like they should have seen this coming...

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Now I've broken many drill bits in my time, but I've never seen this...

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In the middle of wiring up an old spaghetti monster of a chandelier when I noticed this. Cannot un-see.

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Because putting the stickers on the right way up makes too much sense.

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What do you mean I can't use a 100W bulb in a 60W max fitting?

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Finally got my lift kit in! Now for some rock sliders and scrub bars...

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My dogs don't let them eat their food, so this is their revenge.

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Story in comments

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This was a shock mounting bush, once upon a time...

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Went playing in mud with a torn CV boot. 1000km later...

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On a rugby meme relating to a player trying to bone his team-mate's wife.

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These screw heads in my supplier's catalogue.

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These LED globes already confuse people, no need to rub salt in the wound

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This sign being very slightly off kilter so the string doesn't quite line up with the letters

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Suuuure you do.

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Dammit I can't quite get the UHF antenna to fit next to the ladder rack. Hold my beer.

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Apparently Jiffy Lube do printer ink cartridges now...

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What's this unplugged connector for? Back of the power steering pump, 06 Forester

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This is why you don't use box cutters as wire strippers.

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3 hours of work later I'm basically done electrifying a pair of lovely old gas balustrade lights. Just need to put the earth wire into the terminal and do up the scr... well, shit.

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That's not very typical content for this sub, I'd like to make that point.

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So that's why that lampholder isn't working...

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About to roll back into the shop...

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