“One time Regina George wore Versace and a breast pump. So I wore Versace and a breast pump.”
Today my friend walked back to his car to find this guy sunbathing on his roof.
The zen of kyaking.
Sunday mornings can be rough.
That moment when some creep tries to catfish you on OKC.
My mustached office assistant♡
For all the trolls that need to hear this today.
When men give you the typical you should smile line, how do you respond? Bonus points for work appropriate answers!
I hope to be half as fabulous!
Sea of succulents.
Dutch baby breakfast! [OC]
Finally took the plunge!
I'm gettin hitched y'all!
All my friends reactions to my newly adopted healthy lifestyle.
My parents are watching a dog that is suffering from a gastric disorder that requires him to eat in a high chair.
Into the portal
MRW I get stoned and it awakens my lady-parts. (I can't be the only one haha)
I like many stuff about you.
My boyfriend hates my new pillow.
Frozen peanut butter pretzel pie [700x1050]
Pumpkin lasagna [900×900]
MRW I go to Google something, and my last searches are calories in one bottle of wine, and amazon super tampons.
If an otter can hold a rock then it can hold a gun.
Saw Cosmo and Wanda in a grocery store parking lot.
This little heartthrob stopped by my dispensary today!
Every damn morning.
[Self] Bulma and Master Roshi cosplay! The adorable pupper is Isabell @isashibe.
The Sleeping Kama Sutra
[Homemade] Almond chiffon cake with berries and edible flowers.
Today in rage inducing, gendered beer!
Individual pumpkin cheesecakes [900×1050]
The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples
Cooking korean dishes was so fun! I think I've found a fun hobby.
The pet store I work in sells cannabis products for pets!
MFW it's my birthday and I'm sick with the flu.
My 500 calorie nutrient dense lunch!
My first watercolor!
My dog has a skin infection on his chin.
My reaction to seeing the giant squid for the first time.
Avoid vehicle adornments in general but these are the worst.
This cutie was outside my boyfriends apartment in WA. What species is she?
Thanks Trader Joes, for this great cat on cat action.
My boyfriend was very excited to make a new friend.