MRW I spend 30 minutes convincing myself to go talk to a super attractive employee at Wal-Mart, aaand he's only 17 (I'm 23 😭) Lock me up, Chris Hansen7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I found Stinky at my grandma's house on Christmas Eve of 2014. Looking at old pictures makes me so sad, as he was underweight, with cloudy eyes, really bad, untreated acne on his chin, and just rough looking in general, but what an amazing transformation into the fat and happy mama's boy I love!7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
Trolls, I have never been able to have sex without it being so painful that I cry. Last night, I had sex (multiple times in a row for the first time ever!!) with a guy with a below average penis, and it felt AMAZING!! I'm so sore today, but I finally get why people like sex!7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was in a pretty bad car wreck on Halloween, and one of the women who stayed with me until the ambulance arrived made me a blanket while I was still in the hospital. I absolutely love it, and I will forever have a funny story to tell about it! ❤️❤️❤️7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
Every single post about makeup I see on Facebook has people arguing in the comments, and I'm fuckin tired of it.7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was in a pretty bad car wreck on Halloween, and one of the women who stayed with me until the ambulance arrived crocheted me a blanket while I was still in the hospital. I absolutely love it, and I will forever have a funny story to tell about it! ❤️❤️❤️7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been seeing quite a few posts bringing up the #notallmen rhetoric again, and while I wholeheartedly agree with it, I felt this needed to be said7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls i am very drunk and I just want you to know that I love all of you (included is a picture of me huggingone of my cats because I cried thinking about them earlier)8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Its done! Minerva McGonagall and her animagus, or, Why I'm Never Crocheting a Blanket Again.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
Always remember that your feelings and problems matter, trolls. Others' suffering doesn't get rid of the bill you can't afford, or a big fight with a loved one.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Does anyone else think the star stitch looks like a butthole, or am I just super immature?9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
I told her I couldn't help her and tried to transfer her to our IT department. I was later told that she had written a complaint card saying I should be fired and told my manager and her host the same because I was rudely trying to hand her off to other people so I wouldn't have to deal with her.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is how I wake up everyday, and I wouldn't change it for anything. (Please excuse my ugly.)9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
I've been seeing a lot of women on my feed saying they're for Trump,and it breaks my heart.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm only 21, and everyone from my graduating class is starting a family and I'm sitting here like9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I work at a luggage desk. MRW a guy comes up with two duffel bags and tells me I'll need to get one of my male coworkers over here to lift them because they're pretty heavy, and laughs when I tell him I'm stronger than I look. I carried them both in one hand.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I recently made the decision to get in shape and go to the gym for the first time in my life. My boyfriend wanted to know what my goals were, and I knew my fellow trolls could relate.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I have Halloween off this year, but my social anxiety will force me to stay in *sad doot*8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my realtor calls me and lets me know that of the two offers on a cute, in my price range house, mine was selected by the seller!!!7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I crocheted a penis cozy that I figured my fellow trolls would appreciate!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a mom on facebook says she's tired of people calling their pets children, and everyone should stop doing it. My cats are my babies, and me thinking that doesn't affect you in any way whatsoever, so no, I'm not going to stop.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got both boobs and part of the back of my wedding dress done! So far so good!7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
Wal-Mart, you keep using that word, crochet. I do not think it means what you think it means.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
She hasn't been adopted yet, but I couldn't ignore the amazing transformation of Chupa, a dog from my local shelter!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
He's trying so hard to learn how to make a granny square. I want to impress you!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
I'm an atheist, and so is my brother. MRW I figure out that he's one of *those* atheists7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Boyfriend was holding one of my loaded hooks last night and blurted this out after a minute or two of staring at it.10yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW my SO tells me he won't pick me up pizza rolls because I already have hot pockets at home8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW an anti-gay marriage friend of a friend says gays getting married is destroying her rights.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I work at a hotel luggage desk. A woman just handed her teenage son a claim check ticket and a 5 dollar bill and told him to give it to me as a tip. MRW as soon as she walked away to check in, he pocketed it.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I leaned over to open my crochet pattern on the laptop and felt Stinky climb over from his spot on the couch and pop a squat.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/Delightfullychubby
I work at a luggage desk that's attached to a casino. This guy was counting his winnings the entire time I was carrying his bags out.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I'm debating with a guy on fb who firmly believes it should be ok to call his future daughter sexy, because it raises her confidence and helps her self esteem7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm playing Words With Friends and beating a guy in Community Match by well over 100 points and he messages me, wow ur pretty smart for a girl lol ;)10yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Shiloh was absolutely terrified of everything and mostly hid under the bed and behind the tv when I first got her. Now she loves head butting me.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
MRW Facebook suggests creating a wedding planning group with my ex fiance who left me a month ago7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm third in command at my job. MRW one of the employees refuses to do something I asked because, I'm not her boss. Even though I am above her and can tell her what to do.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This should be a perfectly legitimate excuse to call into work. It isn't often that all three of them decide to lay on/next to me.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
I'm pretty sure I found a unicorn on tinder following a date yesterday7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Since I'm a troll and I love cats, I can only assume all trolls love cats, so here's an adorable gif of my cat, Stinky, wiggling his ears while stretching.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A friend from high school passed away from cancer 2 days ago. MRW everyone is posting on her facebook saying that God has a plan, and everything happens for a reason.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My mom gave me her old computer, and it hasn't even been turned on ten minutes. It has begun.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
This is Stinky. Stinky got medicine and kept trying to lick at it. Stinky got the sweater of punishment that I got for him when he was much smaller.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/Delightfullychubby
Stinky enjoys cuddling, but only when I'm working on a huge crochet project with a deadline five days away.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
I got called a dumb hippie for calling someone out for littering. I wish I would have come up with this on the spot.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I look up my cheating ex on facebook and see that, at 19, his receding hairline has gotten much worse and he knocked up a girl he's been dating for a few months.10yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've got 3 blankets, 2 scarves, a beanie, two amigurumi, a keychain, and a bunch of Halloween decorations I'm working on, and no karma to show for it.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW, after a week of actually putting effort into my hair and no one noticing, I come into work with a messy high bun and my coworkers tell me my hair looks nice.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's probably more because I just woke up and haven't eaten yet today, but I've been going to the gym and trying to eat properly recently. MRW the scale says 141 for the first time since junior year!!!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I see so many small, precious babies and want one of my own, but my bank account is also very small.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Stinky was high on nip last night and provided a great picture of his fat belly.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/catbellies
I found Stinky at my grandma's house on Christmas Eve of 2014. Looking at old pictures makes me so sad, as he was underweight, with cloudy eyes, really bad, untreated acne on his chin, and just rough looking in general, but what an amazing transformation into the fat and happy mama's boy I love!7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/aww
MRW my aunt Facebook posts one of those, Brighten my day and post the 10th picture in your phone! statuses and the 10th picture in my phone is a nudie7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was browsing r/mildlyinteresting and I think I found two neighbor Redditors! u/HungoverHero and u/m05ch11yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My makeup bag is too small to hold everything I like to carry around with me, so I had to make do with my Nintendo DS case. :)11yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
He kept trying to lick at his medicine, so he got put in the sweater I got him when he was a much smaller kitten. xpost r/aww8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
MRW I look at my calendar and realize I get paid three times this month.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's childish, but MRW the girl who stole my boyfriend a few years ago adds me on Facebook and I see she got fat.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I slide into a pair of cool pajama pants immediately after shaving my legs for the first time in weeks.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've had clean shirts sitting in a hamper for weeks. Of course, as soon as I finally stop being lazy and decide to hang them up, this smug bastard decides to lay on them.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
MRW a guy I've had two conversations with over the last year comes up to me and says, So (mutual friend) told me you watch gay porn and I just wanted you to know that's disgusting.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Alice isn't doing too well. She hasn't been eating the past couple of days and she can no longer walk. Here's a picture of her after her bath from a few minutes ago. I love you, Alice. If you're ready to go, mama won't stop you.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/RATS
There's been a picture floating around my Facebook feed dissing on girls who draw their eyebrows on and praising natural girls.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
(WIP) I'm getting married in September! I decided to take on the crazy, arduous, monotonous task of making my own wedding dress using the Chrysanthemum wedding dress pattern. So far, so good!!7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW a guy who brags about sleeping with different girls all the time calls me a whore for messing around with two different guys in the last week after breaking up with my boyfriend.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thrift store win! Beautiful dress reminiscent of Wednesday Addams. And for only $8? I'm in love!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Stinky was high on the nip last night and showed off his fat belly and toebeans.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/jellybeantoes
It never fails that I'm stuck behind this douchenozzle on my drive to work.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
One of my cats got out of the house the day I was coming home from an injury rehab center after getting in an accident with a semi. A week and a half later, I finally got him back!! ❤️❤️❤️🐱🐱🐱8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
MRW I'm trying to get my cats to go to sleep with me but they keep tryna wiggle out of my arms7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm giving my fwb a blow job and right as he orgasms, he farts. We both had a good laugh, though!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm designing a Mario blanket for a co-worker's kid. It will be done in bobble stitch. Can I get some critiques for the pattern before I show final draft to co-worker, please? Thanks!8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW a post I shared about declawing teaches one of my friends how horrible it is. She was thinking about declawing her cat, but is going to get claw caps now!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was in a week-long coma and had to shave all my hair off because of how matted it became, but I'm finally starting to be okay with the loss of my once beautiful and long hair! Except now my five head is way more noticeable, hahaha. [self]7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/shorthairedhotties
MRW I'm getting hit on by two very drunk, older men at least twice my age at work and can't escape while they attempt to hug me and ask me to kiss their cheek for a picture because, that red lipstick is sexy.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
He likes to take my projects and add his own personal flair to them, like bite marks and slobber.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW I don't check the last chapter to make sure a fanfic that hasn't been updated since 2009 is complete before I start reading, and it's beautiful and amazing but NOT COMPLETE.10yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yesterday, I made an offer on a fucking adorable house that is $10k less than what I had planned on spending on a house, and today my realtor called to let me know that someone else had put in an offer and now I'm just so worried that I won't get it after all 😭7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey trolls, if you didn't know, curlers are amazing. You get cute-ass hair for fifteen minutes of work before bed.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend and I were discussing his exes. He said they were all bitches, and I said, I'm a bitch, too, you know. This was his reaction as soon as he said, Well, yeah, but...9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW we get a new kid at my job and within four days he has pissed off pretty much the whole department. Everything he's said in the comments.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thanks to a 60% off coupon, I'm a new member of the Clover family! They're so beautiful. 😍😍😍9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW I look up from my computer and accidentally make eye contact with an angry looking guest who then immediately makes a beeline for me.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My coworkers' reactions when I bring in strawberry and vanilla cake with cream cheese frosting.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I love dresses, but I never get to wear them. I'm only making a short trip to Walmart, but I'm wearing a dress, dang it.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I learn the kid who hung my kitten in a horse shed when we were kids because I told him I didn't like him is engaged to and having a baby with my cousin.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Michael's haul! 19 skeins for for $33.00 even thanks to the huge sale and 25% off coupon! They're all so pretty.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW I almost make a new friend who is in to the same hobbies I am, but I get to know her and she turns out to be a bitch.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Fellow atheist trolls, I shared the r/science post from yesterday about the current generation being the least religious to facebook in an attempt to convince my mom it isn't a phase. I can't be the only one whose parents say this... right?9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In my defense, I've been trying really hard by cutting out soda and eating less reccently, and I'm still up 5 pounds. :(9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
You ever read something so dumb you just want to sit and think about your fellow human beings? This guy's argument for why breast feeding is the same as a blowjob might do that to you.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Starting my bobble stitch Mario blanket and Stinky just wants me to pay attention to him.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW my manager turned down one of my ideas months ago, and I walk in today and he's put my idea to use and is claiming it as his own.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Stinky has to go on walks with mommy because he is overweight. Stinky does not like this.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
I should be heading to work, not taking ugly selfies for you guys.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces
I found Stinky at my grandma's house on Christmas Eve of 2014. Looking at old pictures makes me so sad, as he was underweight, with cloudy eyes, really bad, untreated acne on his chin, and just rough looking in general, but what an amazing transformation into the mama's boy I know and love!7yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
I'm headed on a camping trip and making my swimsuit during the car ride. Probably shouldn't procrastinate so much next time...8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
My ipsy bag shipped the 17th. MRW I track it and it's only 2 1/2 hours from where it started, heading in the wrong direction9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just noticed that on the cover of My Neighbor Totoro, there's only one girl who looks like a combination of Mei and Satsuki, the two girls in the movie.8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I finally figured out what I'm making for my mom! She told me she's throwing away all her old adult ornaments and is replacing them with only cute character baubles, so I'm making her a bunch of ornaments!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
My little brother got engaged today, and didn't bother to tell our mom. She found out through facebook, and called me up sobbing that he must think she's a horrible mom for not telling her anything about it. MRW.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm currently packing up a bag due to a tornado watch. Looks like Toby would rather ride in it than her carrier!9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/cats
I can't decide between graphs for a Lord of the Rings themed tunisian blanket. Help!8yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/crochet
MRW I learn a coworker believes global warming is a hoax because, There's more ice now than there was five years ago.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I work with my boyfriend. MRW one of the new people asks him why on earth I'm dating him, because, You don't seem like her type at all. I didn't think she'd be interested in douchy jock types.9yr ⋅ yokj6 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
