My first thought I heard Adam Sandler was going to star in 4 movies for Netflix10yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
You Americans don't know what you want. That's why you're still Americans-- 'cause you're stupid!4yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The franchise after getting the number one pick after an “injury” season.2yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/OrlandoMagic
This subreddit is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.5yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Where’s the results? When are we getting the results? Why aren’t we getting the results now? So please... the results.3yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Now, are there any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair...4yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lets just put the urinal next to where the door opens so everyone in the restaurant can watch me take a piss.6yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
I snatched your toilet paper when you weren’t looking, and is do it again!4yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Kids..your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey... put it away, boy!9yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You're banned from this Historical Society. You, and your children, and your children's children! ... for 3 months.10yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
First thing tomorrow morning I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head!9yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It’s almost as exciting as his other book, Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future6yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What can I do-diddly, do-diddly, doodily, diddly, doodily hoppity, hippity, hoppity, hippity, gooble, gobble, gooble, gooble, gabba, gabba, hey?8yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW people tell me I drink too much coffee after 3 cups and then 3 espresso shots6yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Oh yeah? What are you going to do? Start your own casino? in your treehouse? and get all your little friends to come? I'd like to see that. Ah ha ha ha...11yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you..are the greatest hero..in American history.9yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Evan Fournier is trying to find his way OUT of Orlando and end up on a like the Clippers, Nuggets, Or Suns per @TheAthleticNBA3yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/OrlandoMagic
Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!8yr ⋅ yoeyz ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
