Female roommate wanted. Girl replies to ad, gets this response from a nice guy.

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I knew it!

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They got me, then nobody clapped.

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So polite and NICE. Sent me one message in an entire year, waited almost a month to inform me he's done being nice.

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Only I am really suicidal enough to get attention for it on Facebook.

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Just love me. Please. I'll be whatever you want.

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Part of my neckbeard family. Thankfully I'm adopted.

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Apparently 267 people bought it.

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What plane?

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I mean, who doesn't need one of these?

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Darn kids are at it again....

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To all the hookers I banged.

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He fixed them. 🖕🏻

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Real men die in accidents.

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The way our family cut the pie.

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Lift 'n' Peel

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but I know how to Use them Real Good!

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Calgote Toothpaste

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Singing Wild Stallion Tamer

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Stop calling me perfect guys!

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Oh my...

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Bathing suit sets off jiu-jitsu master

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My budget is $50.

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