Just had open heart surgery five days ago to remove a tumor on my heart. This is my first attempt at a smile since I was cracked open. I'm in so much pain and feel like no one is going to want me with this scar. So just put me out of my misery now and let's get it over with. I beseech you.2yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/RoastMe
I still stub my toe but wrapping the bed frame wheel with a towel to use as a cushion helps alleviate some of the pain.3yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/lifehacks
Nasty brick weed full of seeds and stems that induced headaches. Kids today will never know our struggles to find good weed.3yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/nostalgia
Where can I find the shirt Kramer was wearing when he got the call that the H&H Bagel Strike was over after 12 years?2yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/seinfeld
I had sixty boxes of these delivered to my old address to my name. I never ordered them and don't know what they are. They're heavy cables. Cops said it's a civil issue since no money is missing.1yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/StLouis
AD said $800 minimum to send my watch to Rolex for service. How has your servicing experience been? It's 30 years old and I never had it serviced. I'm kinda nervous. It's my only valuable asset and to me it's priceless! I've worn it almost daily for thirty years.1yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/rolex
[Request] this one is giving me a headache. I look closer and some of the exits are closed off. 400,000 fb replies have many different answers and reasons why.6yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/theydidthemath
I've always heard this but I don't know the validity of it. I still drink bottled only but maybe that is a waste of money after all.2yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/StLouis
Gifted in 1993. Almost sold it once when I was going through a rough time in my life. I'm so glad I didn't! It's my favorite item I own and to me it's priceless.2yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/rolex
I guess I'll see your yard sign with best years and raise it with the best quotes.3yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/gratefuldead
My what a pleasant surprise. Cute couple randomly walking by Jeff Chimenti on their way to the car.2yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/gratefuldead
Spotted a fake one in the wild. But hey at least it's not an expired fake. The real ones have a hologram and the font is bigger. Plus the real ones aren't laminated!2yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/StLouis
Karens are notoriously good climbers. This one caught in the wild is seeking the newest cheese because, well, entitlement, ya know?3yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/FuckYouKaren
Found some old newspapers while cleaning. Looking for a place that could use them more than I do.5yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/StLouis
[Request] I bought this esoteric shirt to make me look smart but don't get the math. Can someone please explain if the calculations are accurate and what they mean?7yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/theydidthemath
Thirty year old shirt I got while touring with the Grateful Dead when I was a kid. The words are lyrics to a song called Sugar Magnolia.6yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
It's a walkout!!! Anyone else notice the atomic fireballs? Great set design in every show2yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/seinfeld
Chesterfield mall is dying a slow and painful death. About 75% of stores are closed, and more closings to come.7yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/StLouis
Of all the plantar faciitis items that I've tried this one is the funniest.1yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/PlantarFasciitis
Today is the thirty year anniversary of my first show. As I sit at work I can't help but reminisce about what a great time I had. It changed my life forever. Thank you Jerry.6yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/gratefuldead
[Request] please ELI5 how is this a motivational equation as stated on fb?4yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/theydidthemath
Anyone know what happened to this 68 GTO? I would like to test drive it if available.1yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/seinfeld
I'll see your Jerry briefcase being carried out of the hotel and raise you an airplane exit briefcase holding.7yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/gratefuldead
I can't believe I'm coming up on thirty years since my first show. I really miss Jerry, Brent and Vince. I hope they're having a blast on the other side. ✌☮💘😊🎸☝🆒👼6yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/gratefuldead
[Request] saw a nice lady wearing this on her shirt. What's the equation and answer please?6yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/theydidthemath
What is this at the top of the stairs in my building and what would happened if I turned the switch and dial?5yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
My dating profile on okcupid wanted to know more about my interests. I think I've made it clear7yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/gratefuldead
[request] am I correct in the fact this can't be answered because the third line has two wine glasses and fourth line only has one?6yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/theydidthemath
If you talk loud and are like this guy at the shows, you're a douche bag.5yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/gratefuldead
