u/xmisselphiex

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That's okay, comic, I didn't really need my heart anyway. Time to go hug my Pokemon

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Did everyone else know this? Because I did not know this.

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Trolls, I got my first, Tits or GTFO post, I feel like a complete redditor now. Thanks douche canoe!

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M(mental)RW my SO shoves his crotch in my general vicinity (jokingly) while I'm doing other things

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I feel like this might be appreciate here.

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HIFW last year on my birthday I was in a not great place, I posted here and received nothing but support. It's been a helluva year trolls and it's still not perfect but today's birthday will be much better than last years.

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HIFW the guy I really thought I clicked with and was so excited about decides he doesn't want to see me anymore because something happened with a friend and we want to explore it I need a hug trolls.

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MR, as someone who is generally harder to get off than most, W a guy gets me off in two minutes with just his fingers and then again a couple minutes later with his tongue. Dag yo.

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MRW my new boyfriend is away, has been sexting me all night and I wake up to not one, but two super sexy pictures that actually make my mouth water.

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HIFW I get not one but TWO PMs in the last week hitting on me from people on Subs I'm just not super active on. The creeper alarms are sounding.

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[No Spoilers] I decided to try my hand at an Abaddon costume for Halloween and I'm actually quite proud of how it turned out and though I would share with my fellow Hunters. Long live the Queen.

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So simple...but so gross.

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HIF today while being hungover something fierce, I still manage to line-up electricity, internet and cable for my new apartment, write an email letting go of a supplier for my office and email the manager that will be covering my lease signing while my actual apartment manager is on vacation.

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You know you've been a Cumbercookie for awhile when: this image comes up on your tumblr and you automatically know it's him, with or without full face. Dem lips tho.

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MRW the one chick at work I HATE gets torn to pieces by one of the girls I adore

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MR this morning W, as my alarm went off, my SO pulled me super close and my cat jumped on my chest and started purring like a madwoman, it's my Friday and it's going into a three-day weekend. Unfair.

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HIFW I woke up this morning from a sexy dream about something I didn't even know I was into, hornier than ever and can't get it out of my head

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MRW I've always been vaguely opposed to playing video games (especially First Person Shooters) I've now found one that has pushed me into slightly obssessive territories. WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT

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One of my regulars gave me this today because he heard I had a bad day, it made everything better.

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After 3 days of pain, it finally happened. Thought some of you might appreciate that feel too

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This is one of the most apt descriptions I've ever seen of Mr. Cumberbatch, hopefully you all enjoy it as much as I did

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MRW I'm doing something I was not hired for at work and keep getting compared to the person who's job it actually was to do these things before she left. But, at least it's my cake/pay day so I got that going to me.

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I found a book to help us fellow Cumbercookies

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MRW my father at age 53 tells me that his wife of 37 and him are having another kid when he was minimally there for me for the last 13 years

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I'm so done with this month trolls and I know it's not going to get any better for the next two weeks. FML (Details inside if you'd like)

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My baby girl Liebe, she passed away awhile ago but she's too pretty not to share.

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Trolls, I'm in a romantic mood, when/how did you and your SO (current or former) say I love you the first time?

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MRW my ex keeps texting me asking to be friends when every time I've tried to play nice I've ended up being made out to be the literal scum of the earth. Yeeaahhhh, no.

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HIFW my SO keeps getting turned down for jobs and I can't do anything about it/don't know how to help.

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Thanks /u/methewriter for the beauty sponges! I look forward to trying them. :)

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Anonymys, my interweb twinsie, you've been glammed. :3

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My Scumbag Brain Last Night

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