2.1 billion years ago, the oldest known multicellular organisms, the mysterious Gabonionta, evolved3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/Naturewasmetal
This is Indohyus, a cat-sized amphibious ancestor of whales and a distant relative of the hippopotamus. Like modern whales, it had unique bones in its ears to allow it to hear better underwater, and like hippopotami, it had unusually dense leg bones to help it stay underwater longer.3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/Awwducational
They might not look it, but crocodilians are actually more closely related to birds than they are to lizards and snakes. Like birds, crocodilians have a gizzard and a four-chambered heart, care for their offspring, and lay hard, mineralized eggs.3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/Awwducational
Something interesting I noticed recently: Abolisher of Bloodlines sacrifices six creatures when it transforms, (three of your own, and three of an opponent's) and it grows exactly six extra mouths when it does so3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/magicTCG
Kirby is canonically able to crack a planet in half with a single punch3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Chalicotheres were by far the most cursed animals to ever exist. They look like a horse fucked a chimpanzee.3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/Naturewasmetal
The existence of mimics implies that treasure chests have been around for millions of years3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/tumblr
I hate being lonely, but it's better than having another source of anxiety4yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/TrollCoping
Was playing as Ontario trying to unify Canada, mostly ignoring southern politics aside from a few strategic marriages for prestige, then this happened. I have legitimately no idea what to do with my campaign now.1yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/AfterTheEndFanFork
Myxobolus cerebralis, a microscopic parasitic animal distantly related to jellyfish2yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/AIDKE
In Logan, (2017) a briefly-shown document indicates that Laura has an Emotional IQ of 74-78 months. (About 6 years.) This explains why she often behaves like a much younger child. (Riding a coin-operated pony, pushing every button in an elevator, etc.)4yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Demiurge shared family quirk: the smuggest smile you've ever seen in your entire life2yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/killsixbilliondemons
The leaf sheep sea slug is one of the world's only photosynthetic animals. It steals chloroplasts from the algae it eats and stores them in its tissue, then uses them to supplement its diet with energy gained from sunlight3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/Awwducational
Literally every spec evo project does this eventually, and I love it every single time3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/SpecEvoJerking
Meet Kunpengopterus antipollicatus, aka the Monkeydactyl - a newly discovered pterosaur and the oldest known animal to have opposable thumbs3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/Naturewasmetal
This dog toy looks like it's gonna post a 2 hour youtube video about how Disney is run by SJWs4yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Torture your opponent to death (and physically destroy all the cards in their library) in only two colours1yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/BadMtgCombos
mfw Trump supporters want to lynch journalists and talk about only people with US-born grandparents voting8yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
Colugos, also called flying lemurs, are arboreal gliding mammals and the closest living non-primate relatives of humans3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/Awwducational
My headcanon for the religious situation in Britain, Ireland, and Iceland in 2666 in CK31yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/AfterTheEndFanFork
Pro Tip: The repost bots on this sub seem to mainly post from about 4 to 5 am EST and 4 to 5 pm EST. If you see a bunch of random users suddenly making posts around those times, there's a good chance they're bots. Also, here's a tumblr image so that this technically isn't breaking any rules.3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/tumblr
Flag of Canada but the Earth is rotated 90 degrees which also makes North America too warm for maple trees to evolve.6yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/vexillologycirclejerk
Inspired by /u/IANTTBAFW's posts, here's a jerked version of my world map5yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/worldjerking
C.M. Koseman explaining why all of his books need to include at least one creature with enormous prehensile genitals in order to be realistic2yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/SpecEvoJerking
hrrg, Metatron... I'm trying to annihilate the multiverse, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass-cheeks keeps alerting the other Demiurges3yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/killsixbilliondemons
r/gaming when they post a skyrim meme from 2012 with impact font and the iFunny logo cropped out4yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
All I'm saying is, we've never seen a Kensei and a B-2 Spirit in the same room.7yr ⋅ Xisuthrus ⋅ r/forhonor
