Why is this so true? 😭

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I somehow managed to eat exactly 1200 calories yesterday

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So that's anything that's not pasta

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I post cool and interesting skits. At most, one a month?

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I flossed in the Autumn!

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Could have been written by Leonard Sportsinterview

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Look at all this homemade jam!

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Pfft who even likes Victoria's secret models anyway?

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Dripping yellow madness, anyone?

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C'mere Belmont, awww ya dumb mutt.

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Found in my psychology textbook: Not fatlogic, just depressing

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Is this Reilly?

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Facebook tries to test my faith

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Well if you don't like it, you can set it on fire and throw it off the balcony.

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Love is a lie

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Grandma puts entitled mombie in her place and you won't believe what happens next

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I deserve so much more than this.

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Girl causes riot in her school with her sick burns

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Quirky Tumblr user tries to cook and you won't believe what happens next!

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Quirky guy responds to his girlftiend's nagging in the most mature way possible

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