A blight has ravaged the land. Six months without any tendies or dewies. Your powers begin to wane but you somehow feel better. What sorcery is this?2yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Congratulations, you have reached level 70 and learned advanced target stabilization. Test out your new skill!2yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You need supplies and stop at a local shop in normieville for some dewies. Upon entering you find an ancient warrior of the blade. What do you do next ?3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Chad the trickster casts what seems to be a basic charm spell but now your waifu is suddenly a husbando. And you... what do you do?3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
You make it through the fratlands only to find Chadicus. “I will put your nippon steel to the test”3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
“You will need a ranged weapon if you expect to make it through the Fratlands but it will cost you” [pay 1000 Tendies or Offer 50 dewies]3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Chad casts a spell forcing him to self identify as female and becomes a Stacey...... You’re confused and bewildered by this magic... M’Lady?3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After a long journey you make it to Chadtopolis.. needing to recharge you stop at the local inn an order some dew n tendies. You receive this. What is a gentilesir to do?3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Yesterday I did it!!, I’m not sure I dig the look, BUT NOT STRESSING/RUMINATING ABOUT MY HAIR EVERYDAY IS WORTH IT!! Taking the razor to it this weekend and getting it done!3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/bald
Where reason does not stop you, perhaps force can at least delay you” -Lt. Larry3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
They call me “White Morpheus” or some refer to me as the “chosen one” and my mind is my weapon [fight, barter or flee]3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
It has been foretold only a legendary warrior who wanders the fratlands can teach the hidden larder underbelly technique. After decades of searching you find him. Glowering at you dubiously, he draws with such speed - paralyzing you in fear. What do you do?3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Your mind, like your katana is a weapon but one can only handle such power. [Choose one] wisely before entering the kingdom of Chad [Fedora of Gentileness] [Tendies of the Gods] [Final Dew]3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
After saving M’lady you return to the Republic of Neckbeards and find deeply disturbing warnings taking over all the billboards.... you sense something has taken over your homeland3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
Some of the strongest weapons can be found at your local small town mall.3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
One battle. Two titans. Place your bets. 50 dewies or 100 tendies minimum entry.3yr ⋅ xenthoz ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
