Nice try sweaty, but taking 1/10th of amount of shrooms that someone with some actual balls would take isn’t going to make me masturbate for 6 hours straight!3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Why would I do that when I could just smoke meth and get all 6?8mo ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
I love how most people who don’t watch the show would probably look at this and think it’s an exaggeration, but it is in fact the final diagnosis in an actual episode of House. Except I’m pretty sure they found the toothpick incidentally while looking for something else.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/HouseMD
I found the right strain. It’s called not smoking weed and doing real drugs.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
C’mon man, I stopped doing drugs for like 4 days to get this job3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Fun fact: They DO NOT like when you go on there and say that you will Narcan yourself for upvotes.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
“Remember to always test your glock with 5 separate test kits before capping some 25i peddling ass.”4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Where are my fellow, “I can’t smoke weed because it makes me freak out,” people at?3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugmemes
Just your daily reminder that the straight guy that you think is cute is not into you.2yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/gaymemes
The DEA when people just do meth instead of jump through the billion hoops they put in place to get Adderall: 😱5mo ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
They wouldn’t let me post a picture of my rectum so this is the next best thing.4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
“I think as long as I have another glass of water I should avoid a 3 day burnout.”4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/MDMA
The bad part of being a masc gay. As someone who hates awkward conversations, I HATE having to come out to everyone I meet.2yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/gaymemes
Me: Bro I just got perc 30s! Friend: They are actually oxycodone, percocet has acetaminophen in it. Narrator: It was neither.4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
When you get stuck pulling a double on the kratom detox wing.2yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
The low effort no cats sign really makes this an S tier scene.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/nathanforyou
Since I started making edibles 3 years ago I have always wanted to see how strong I can possibly make them. I present to you, 275mg Suicide Pebble Bars (6 different THC sources).2yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/treedibles
Infused puppy chow 🐶 (Around 1.5mg of THC per gram of chow, or around 1mg per cereal piece).3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/treedibles
Live footage of me texting my mom the difference between Adderall and Vyvanse at 3:30AM.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/Stims
I just sit on the plate and try to reverse fart I’m guessing? Also sorry I was really kratered and didn’t give myself enough room for the M.4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Found on FB. Just make that “I miss you” text about 100 times longer and ad “Cum” a few more times and you have a spun out on stims starter pack!3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/Stims
Kratom may put hair on your chest but Adderall puts wrinkles on your brain 💪 💊 💉 🍑4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
I did it guys! In 4 hours I will take my last final and on Friday I will officially graduate! I suppose sending my doctor a Vyvanse shaped cake would be overkill, huh?3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/Stims
It baffles me how I can tolerate 3 tabs of acid just fine but a couple onies will send me into a panic attack.4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugmemes
Big pharma really created Vyvanse as a less abusable version of Adderall, and then proceeded to make it like 3x better than Adderall.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/Stims
Because of this post I am officially banned from both of the major kratom subreddits. Time to celebrate with a butt full of Bali.5yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
“It says withdrawals are not a thing, or else it gets the ban again!”2yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
“Have I been drinking? Do I look like a fucking normie?! I’m on ‘krah-tawm’. It’s like opio- I mean coffee bro but it’s not addictive bro or a drug really it’s legal bro they sell it at the Stop N Shop bro”3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Taking my edible game up a notch. Started with cookies now I’m at gummies! Watermelon heart container gummies 25-50mg a piece!4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/treedibles
RIP ‘Kept’ Video: 8/9/16-10/26/20. You will be dearly missed.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/crystalcastles
I guess doctors don’t like it when you refer to taking the Vyvanse he prescribed as “Riding the V-Train.”3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/Stims
My pyramid of enlightenment, with the all seeing eye on top!3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugsarebeautiful
Fucking throwback to when I got a life sentance from r/kratomm. Got a short ban for telling people that it may be addictive, dropped this right after the ban expired and got permed. Boof one for me boiis!4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Actual footage of me walking out of the psychiatrist’s office with a Vyvanse prescription.4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
“It’s better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.” -My soon to be Maeng Da free anus2yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Hope that all you fellow degenerates are having as good of a night as I’m having! (List in comments)1yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/Goblin
It’s the one year anniversary of the time that I took a green gel pyramid and sent this gem to my Mom at 4:30am. Idk what I was trying to say, but it made complete sense at the time.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/LSD
I can't believe the plug fucked me over and got me a dispensary cart. I guess I'll have to add my own fucking pesticide 🙄5yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Which is the most beautiful? Pretty cannabis treats or mushrooms? I have to go with the mushies!3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/drugsarebeautiful
I’m not addicted to it! I’m just having panic attacks every 45 seconds since hearing the news because they are taking away my MEDICINE!2yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/kratommemes
I have had multiple people get angry at me because I said “sorry no,” and offered a couple bucks, a smoke etc.4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/fargo
Has anyone else had a false negative on reagent tests? This didn’t react to my Ehrlich so I had it lab tested and GC/MS says it’s LSD.3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/ReagentTesting
Not a huge stash but I am proud of it! Kratom liquid extract that I brewed myself. 15 mg of mitragynine per 10 ml. One or two shot glasses of this will have you feeling nice 😊4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/DrugStashes
Just got my first succulent today! It doesn’t say what kind this is. Can anyone help a newbie out?4yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/succulents
My friends found this in kitchen supplies when they got a house. Anyone know?5yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/Whatisthis
On a scale of 1-10 how trashy am I for using my (well cleaned) piss test cup to hold coins?3yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/trashy
The graveyard. I should probably quit. All consumed within 3-4 months.5yr ⋅ xaniel_the_legend ⋅ r/KratomKorner
