Said she was “up for anything”. I wanted Italian. She wasn’t up for Italian. After 20 minutes of bickering, she won. We got Chinese. This is the fortune I got.

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“I like people who weren’t captured”

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Jury’s still out on this one, guys.

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According to Trump, Vice President of the Trump Organization Michael Cohen was “low-level”. What’s your bet on how long we’ve got until he says his CFO of 35 years, Allen Weisselberg, was just a low-level accountant that he never met?

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I have no words.

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Taken on his first day at his forever home!

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Funny how the investigation miraculously becomes legitimate in their eyes when Mueller goes after a liberal...

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