Nigga you still got 3 dishes to plate!
A one way conversation
God bless the dead 😇
“Nuh uh, she don’t wanna talk to you”
You know damn well I'm canceling before it ends
The coolest cat in the courtroom
Woooooow, that's crazy.
Please hurry up & leave
I am black tho...
Take it easy, John Legend
Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
Their name usually ends with -ia too
Shitty nigga but my dick long
Pick that damn carpet up off the floor
No views or replies, you get don't jack, son
I really don't give a fuck
I'm about to catch 21 years in this bitch
While the only thing my man killing is the pussy
Shit, I thought you'd never do it
Damn! Take it easy, Ma
The Bikini Bottom Bitch Niggas
She said friend. We more like family tho
On God, I'm putting you in a retirement home
Olive Juice you too
Shoot unarmed Black man ❌ Light up a church ❌ Kill an infant ❌ Hmm 🤔
How did I even get involved in this?
That's it, let's rap it up
You could’ve tapped me on the shoulder or something
Nope, but I hope you let me dig in that ass like you dug in my tweets
You've derailed my future 18 years in advance
Ma, this dance not even new!
But you liking pics on Instagram though
These hoes bold af this year
Can you let a nigga shine?
If I can't get a nut, no one can
Can Migo home?
Yes, let the hate flow through you
Made like Bruce & ran
Phone calls will be made
The pain is unexplainable
Leave me on read, you don't get fed
That's all I need to hear
Wouldn't let that shit happen to me, though
Tryna weed out the weaklings
Even Jordan needed help sometimes
They don't want you to have those life points
I don't get D's, I give 'em
I'n gonna Thriller & Beat It
I need to lay off the dabs
We've officially hit Rock Bottom
Moonwalk? Nah, we Crip Walk ♿
Fucking Double Standards
Only right I let a hoe blow it for me
Ain't that some shit
Have fun with those responsibilities
I don't have enough courage to hit those DM's, so give me a lil somethin'
Well actually.. Here we fucking go
If you don't get off me..
My own mama turned her back on me & that's my mama!
You’re a trapper, Jeezy!
Bitch we ordered the same thing
I'm not exactly missing you niggas
Not even a drop dead deal
I bet the roaches know my name
Bussin' in the Bando
Must think I'm an extremely goofy nigga
Gone just as fast as I came
Who complains about tits & ass?
No pill, I mean chill
Bitch I might do it
You can't wish for..Well fuck
We on a Ultrawhite Beam
Bitch playin' ISpy with my life
Why the heel would you even try?
All these texts & you still don't get the message
The disadvantages of being Destiny's child
If Yeezy did it, so can I
The booty lookin' meek
It was my specialty
So you just gon waste my time like that?
The badges won't grind for themselves
I ain't forget about that work complaint you filed against me tho
Pull out the driveway game too strong
Can’t lie, it bumps in the minivan
Country Billy made a couple milli 🤠
My brother has a potato sack body.
Please let me testify
Sorry Sir. Just feeling a little Krabby today
Handjob power over 9000
She don't wanna be saved
R.I.P (Rest In Pussy)
I mean if that makes you feel special, sure
Give thanks to the most high 🙏
Taking my Last Ride to hell
I mean, it's still MY dick at the end of the day
Nice cut you got there...
What a Halloweenie!
Ima put my thumb in her butt 👍🏾
Giving me a permanent headache
These hoes are Krillin me
What are thoo..Shut the fuck up.
Oh, so I shot at him for no reason?
Shooting my way out of a grave
Fuck your superkick- Luke Harper
Look at his thighs!
That'll make studying easier :)
Boating school ain't even worth the hassle
I Wanda why you still talking shit
Taking bitches from us short niggas
These rats teasing my anaconda
It's all jokes, bro
AbraDamn Momma, that hurt!
Make it quick, my momma got work at 3
I mean she not THAT bad though
Sums up the entire holiday season
Dragon my ass to sleep
We Grand Hustle for our freedom
About to have another one after I tell him
He ain't even have to wait 90 days
Ball ain't life no more
Using coupons for the dollar menu, but can't pay extra for sauce
Whippin' in the kitchen like they did me
Can we please just get some Mickey D's?
*sigh* I'll go get the belt
Didn't even make it to the weekend
I'll just have a water with lemon & sugar packets
TLOP was a rollercoaster ride tbh
This should do the trick 😴
Finna kill that noise
Nae Nae got you whipped
That was over in a Knick of time
Soulja Boy L 'Em
Fucked around and got ya boy pregnant
Congratulations, you paced yourself
This vomit on my sweater ain't too nice either
Undertaker had one of the best DDT's of all time
Please fuck my bitch, BasedGod - KD
I hate these niggas more than a Nazi
Procrastination is my weakness
*Smokes weed once*
Step ya game up with that weak ass D