Ja as soon as the 25th game is over

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We should have listened

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Nigga you still got 3 dishes to plate!

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“Nuh uh, she don’t wanna talk to you”

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A one way conversation

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God bless the dead 😇

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You know damn well I'm canceling before it ends

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The coolest cat in the courtroom

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Woooooow, that's crazy.

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Please hurry up & leave

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I am black tho...

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Take it easy, John Legend

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Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

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📣📣

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Their name usually ends with -ia too

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Shitty nigga but my dick long

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Pick that damn carpet up off the floor

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Kendrick & Taylour Paige on We Cry Together

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No views or replies, you get don't jack, son

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I really don't give a fuck

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I'm about to catch 21 years in this bitch

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While the only thing my man killing is the pussy

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We’re always late on international drip, so idk tbh

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Shit, I thought you'd never do it

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You could’ve tapped me on the shoulder or something

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Damn! Take it easy, Ma

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The Bikini Bottom Bitch Niggas

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She said friend. We more like family tho

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On God, I'm putting you in a retirement home

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Olive Juice you too

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Shoot unarmed Black man ❌ Light up a church ❌ Kill an infant ❌ Hmm 🤔

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How did I even get involved in this?

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That's it, let's rap it up

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Nope, but I hope you let me dig in that ass like you dug in my tweets

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You've derailed my future 18 years in advance

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Ma, this dance not even new!

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But you liking pics on Instagram though

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My favorite time of the year

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EHoejis

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These hoes bold af this year

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I’m a good noodle

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Can you let a nigga shine?

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If I can't get a nut, no one can

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Can Migo home?

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Yes, let the hate flow through you

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Made like Bruce & ran

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Phone calls will be made

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The pain is unexplainable

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Nevermind then

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Leave me on read, you don't get fed

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That's all I need to hear

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Wouldn't let that shit happen to me, though

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Tryna weed out the weaklings

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Even Jordan needed help sometimes

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They don't want you to have those life points

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I don't get D's, I give 'em

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I'n gonna Thriller & Beat It

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I need to lay off the dabs

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We've officially hit Rock Bottom

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Moonwalk? Nah, we Crip Walk ♿

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Fucking Double Standards

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Only right I let a hoe blow it for me

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Ain't that some shit

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Have fun with those responsibilities

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I don't have enough courage to hit those DM's, so give me a lil somethin'

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Well actually.. Here we fucking go

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If you don't get off me..

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My own mama turned her back on me & that's my mama!

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You’re a trapper, Jeezy!

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Real Friends

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Bitch we ordered the same thing

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I'm not exactly missing you niggas

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Not even a drop dead deal

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Can’t lie, it bumps in the minivan

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Bussin' in the Bando

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I bet the roaches know my name

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Must think I'm an extremely goofy nigga

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No pill, I mean chill

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Gone just as fast as I came

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Who complains about tits & ass?

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Bitch I might do it

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You can't wish for..Well fuck

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We on a Ultrawhite Beam

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Bitch playin' ISpy with my life

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Squablo Picasso

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Why the heel would you even try?

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All these texts & you still don't get the message

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The disadvantages of being Destiny's child

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If Yeezy did it, so can I

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The badges won't grind for themselves

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The booty lookin' meek

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It was my specialty

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So you just gon waste my time like that?

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Ooooooh 😮‍💨

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I ain't forget about that work complaint you filed against me tho

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Pull out the driveway game too strong

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May be deserving of a pat on the back like a Patriots’ Jersey

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Country Billy made a couple milli 🤠

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...Nobody!

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My brother has a potato sack body.

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Please let me testify

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Sorry Sir. Just feeling a little Krabby today

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Handjob power over 9000

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She don't wanna be saved

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R.I.P (Rest In Pussy)

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I mean if that makes you feel special, sure

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Give thanks to the most high 🙏

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Taking my Last Ride to hell

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Gucci Womane

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I mean, it's still MY dick at the end of the day

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Nice cut you got there...

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What a Halloweenie!

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Ima put my thumb in her butt 👍🏾

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Giving me a permanent headache

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These hoes are Krillin me

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What are thoo..Shut the fuck up.

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Oh, so I shot at him for no reason?

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Shooting my way out of a grave

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Fuck your superkick- Luke Harper

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Look at his thighs!

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That'll make studying easier :)

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Boating school ain't even worth the hassle

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I Wanda why you still talking shit

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Taking bitches from us short niggas

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These rats teasing my anaconda

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It's all jokes, bro

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AbraDamn Momma, that hurt!

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Make it quick, my momma got work at 3

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I mean she not THAT bad though

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TLOP was a rollercoaster ride tbh

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Sums up the entire holiday season

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Dragon my ass to sleep

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We Grand Hustle for our freedom

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About to have another one after I tell him

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He ain't even have to wait 90 days

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Ball ain't life no more

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Using coupons for the dollar menu, but can't pay extra for sauce

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Whippin' in the kitchen like they did me

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Can we please just get some Mickey D's?

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*sigh* I'll go get the belt

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2meirl4meirl

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Didn't even make it to the weekend

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I'll just have a water with lemon & sugar packets

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This should do the trick 😴

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Finna kill that noise

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Nae Nae got you whipped

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That was over in a Knick of time

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Soulja Boy L 'Em

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Fucked around and got ya boy pregnant

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