Did you know your car was going 110 mph?
I helped an intern get a job. She left me this note. This means I'm getting a blowjob, right?
Something tells me the cops might find some mushrooms during this traffic stop...
Damn. Icebox from Little Giants is hot now.
The first time I smoked pot...
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Didn't know there was a term for this type of lady...
This is how I feel having missed all the nonsense. Also about the pickle.
Stay safe out there
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
South, south, south slide!
Gets me every time.
Sometimes pissing people off is the best way to make yourself happy.
Something You Do Everyday
This is your brain on drugs.
Pie Chart: Reasons I find treasure in 'Uncharted 3'
Real trap shit from the SF Valley section of CraigsList...
I think most of reddit can related to Lisa Simpson's timeless graph.
Time for a cold shower.
How it felt to read the full GTA V article in Game Informer.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
Knew I'd heard this before
Flawless response over at the Coachella forums regarding Daft Punk rumors.
Think you guys might enjoy this shirt I came up with for the holidays...
The majestic Gradient Fish
Some of James Cameron's greatest work.
Some interesting suggestions when you start to google Did Walt...
Opened the Arkham City booklet. It looks like I'm headed for a seizure.
There's an app that shows Medical Marijuana stores in LA. Here's what it looks like when you zoom out a little...
Phil Jackson joined Twitter. His first tweet is spectacular.
Don't you think dreams and the Internet are similar?
Just got back from the movie theater. The only person in line to see Fifty Shades Of Grey was literally a trash can.
32 episodes of Ghostbusters: The Animated Series on Hulu? FUCK YEAH. ...wait a second.
10 Beautiful Minimalist Disney Posters
Emoji recap of 'Hero' courtesy of Funny Or Die's twitter
Kanye looks like he's reading this headline about himself. Nice work, HuffPo. (pic)
Hey, Rockstar Games! Would LOVE to see an iPhone port of this game for its 10 year anniversary.
[SPOILERS] The restaurant and drinks from tonight's episode are the same ones from last season.
Went to Camera Obscura's MySpace page looking for tour dates. Their post at the top pretty much sums up MySpace.
I can only assume he's had 4 of them before this one.
Set times have arrived! Mirror since the site is down right now.
Really, LA Weekly? This is your headline for a review of Jim Carrey's new movie where he plays a gay man?