Granddaughter telling grandfather the news of her engagement
A greedy boss makes the worst sign
So where are the aliens at
Person tried to steal a photo and claim it was from a different state when there’s proof otherwise
This is Milo, my therapist’s dog. He has made it his official duty to greet my therapist’s clients each day by running out to us excitedly with one of his new toys. He will then wait patiently for us to gather our belongings and then follow us into the office to make sure we get there alright
Danny being Danny
Today’s forecast is cloudy with a chance of defecation
How DARE they lie to us like that !
I’ve tried this and can tell you it works
This is Milo, my therapist’s dog. He has designated himself as the official greeter of my therapist’s office, so when he hears me in the waiting room, he will grab one of his toys and run out. He will then wait for me to go in the office and he will follow me, to make sure I get there.
Yeah so I’m 100% certain this is not what I was looking for... (a necessary NSFW and trigger warning)
Here are photos of pugs circa 188/90’s. Take notice of how they have longer noses/snouts because they weren’t as inbreeded as they are now
She’s lucky none of those 13 year olds had a reddit
It’s ok, don’t worry I’ll laugh for all of us
The person who made this speaks the truth
This tumblr user brings people up to speed about Emma Watson’s “self-partnership”
What an amazing brother this little girl had. Rest In Peace, brave young man.
They always had the better books
This is the first “full body” picture of myself I’ve felt “okay” with in a very long time. I’ve been battling a horrible fight with anorexia and body dysmorphia, so having photos of myself that aren’t selfies are rare. I have a long road ahead of me, but someday I hope to like who I am as I am now
This person must’ve been in a great hurry to get to that minute clinic
Toy Story (1995)
Daddy’s Little Puppet
Big brain time
Yao Ming, a retired professional basketball player, poses in a shirt with the “bitch please” meme — which also happens to be a drawing of his face
Gerard Way at the My Chemical Romance Reunion Concert in LA tonight (Dec. 20, 2019) “Thank you for waiting around all these years”
Believe it or not, this is a yawn
Outside, I am not
He finally accomplished something Obama couldn’t
And then before you know it you’re late for school/work
Saw this on wholesomemes and the OP deleted it from there, if they see this credit goes to them
Mrs. Walentyna Ignaszewska is a survivor of the Auschwitz concentration and extermination camp, and was also part of underground resistance movements. The picture below is taken today, on the 75th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, and she is speaking to the First Lady of Poland
Okay but look at her lil milk stache
A girl and her dog, circa 1910s
One time someone stole a penguin from the local aquarium.
And then the therapist realizes the client is behind their pay grade
Jake and Spanky were best friends for 13 years until Spanky passed away in August. They both would always sit like that. After Spanky passed, Jake was very depressed. In October we heard about Maisie, who was found in an empty house abandoned for months. We adopted her and a week later this happened
She said this one featured one of her patrons, but I low (high) key think she chose this patron because she looks like her
W o W! Time sure does fly
Way back when we had to watch Friends in standard definition
Our dear blue haired artist decided she would take a photograph of an unsuspecting WOC model from the internet and draw it in “her character” perfectly whitewashing the WOC, then proceeds to not understand why people are upset
Two Habab men from Eritrea — 1936
I got fed up and left this comment
Hong Kong’s Customs Department today announced their biggest meth seizure in a decade. The haul, including 110kg of meth and worth HK$77 million, originated from Mexico.
George Harrison finds John Lennon’s head to be a perfect ash tray
Migrant Mother aka Florence Owens Thompson — (left) 1936 and (right) 1979
I don’t think *anyone* expects the first face...
I know I for one have been mega depressed lately and been posting stuff that shows it and I’ve noticed others have too so here’s a list of numbers in meme format for anyone who feels comfortable reaching out for help (also posted on memes)
On this day in history, a bunch of my classmates went on one boy’s Facebook (he was in on it) and pretended he liked me and proceeded to “ask me out.” Right after naive little me said yes, they video chatted me and laughed at me. So I feigned stupidity and made this very cringey status
I think this is a rare event for all these guys to actually step outside
Shitty stuffed chicken breasts are really, really shitty
But then what else will they flex about when they’re not complaining about being virgins?
There’s a new Karen in town. Her name is Norma.
Two unnamed women share a kiss in 1950
My sister’s awful, shitty, entitled and misinformed email to my dad regarding his responsibility towards helping her with college tuition
On the left is during my best friend and I’s first time hanging out at ages 14/15, dealing with incredible depression and suicidal ideation//On the right is my best friend and I a few weeks ago, at ages 19/20 feeling our best and enjoying the glow ups
These two complete, total pieces of shit lie and post on a girl’s Facebook that she killed herself, then laugh about it when called out
Brian Epstein did kill himself, but may he forever rest in peace
“I cancelled my vacation plans... I’d rather be at work!”
Lynnopoly — it’s real guys
Ah the apathetic gun owner— wouldn’t care if every school child was murdered by a gun as long as they (the gun owner) still had their gun
Just relax, lay about, or my fist will put you out! Dream, dream, dream, dream...
Such a shame she couldn’t participate in a productive dialogue with me and instead resorted to blocking me
I send you all love in meme-form
I don’t know what to even say for the title, I already feel like an attention grabber for posting this lol
Try skeletonism today!
I know I for one have been mega depressed lately and been posting stuff that shows it and I’ve noticed others have too so here’s a list of numbers in meme format for anyone who feels comfortable reaching out for help
I just turned 20 about a month ago and I guess I just have been feeling pretty low for awhile, always hating on my body image and fun stuff like that lol and upon discovering lovely subreddit I figured to give it a shot
I be cheesin’ because it’s my day woohoo
This CB I found, had me shaking my head with this one. For the record, you can’t buy just a power button. You need a whole new keyboard and that’s at least $109, so they’re asking for a $109 item in exchange for fake internet points (that they don’t even have purchased yet)
Awkwafina makes history as the first Asian American Actress to win Golden Globe for Best Comedy Film
Albert Einstein Attending a Film Premiere with Charlie Chaplin — 1931
The irony is so many girls want (and have) both
Burn it. Burn it with fire.
Sounds like a good deal, amirite?
Hi, yes please
Triple propane tank explosion at a car garage earlier today
Having experienced the horrors of Nazism, the tortures of POW camps, and the tyranny of Soviet socialism, my grandfather was an outspoken believer of a democratic society and what the American dream can do for any and every immigrant.
Op wonders if college will ever get harder
PsBattle: A quokka eating a leaf
Two Armenian woman pose with their rifles — 1895
These are excerpts from the first four or five pages alone.. I couldn’t finish the book
Wow what luck thanks Beyoncé
Protective barriers installed at Liege, along the Paris Metro, to better prevent people from falling onto the tracks. The doors of the barriers line up exactly with the doors of the subway trains’ and open in synchronization.
He’ll be there for you 🎶
Everything about this hurts to look at. I swiped left.
Guys... yesterday absolutely completed me. Between getting in a back and forth with TL about CC and her Scams and then being called out by the Scammer herself *faints* I was blocked, obvi, before I could respond. If only TL didn’t start up her mental health sh*t, it woulda been a perfect day
This is what happens when a car carrier hits not one, but TWO overpasses in a row — two brand new cars get totally destroyed and the driver probably gets fired
“If you want to live longer, vote for me!” Is totally the best way to secure votes
All the self-proclaimed “nice” guys need to swallow a whole bunch of these pills..
He wouldn’t consider himself a “nice guy” but is a “genuinely good person” who wonders if he should just “treat people like shit” to get what he wants
I rolled my eyes so hard, they popped out. Crowdsourcing for new eyeballs pls. (Also, just because criminals aren’t going to listen to a law, doesn’t mean a law shouldn’t be put in place, thank you)
1940’s hotdog advertisement
Found on Facebook marketplace. The “doll” typed up the post and is named Karen.
I haven’t been using this bathtub/shower for weeks, instead opting for the upstairs one. Everyone keeps asking me why, this is why. I don’t know how my roommate can use it daily, I just..
Whoops, there it is folks
Significant police presence here at the grocery store
A 2,295.5 lbs pumpkin, the biggest in New England
Yes, because everyone wants to see a 12-ft tall orgasming vagina, titled “I Can Feel”
Here’s a handy tip for you all to keep in mind for next hurricane season >.‘)
Choosing beggar decides for herself that I agreed upon a sale of $10 less than the asking price
Greta Thunberg Sailing Up the Hudson River to North Cove Marina, NY
For real though..
Makes se(n)se, (o)bviously i(t)’s a proven science after all
Do you think she’s related to Ariana Grande?
My Grandfather, Béla, age 3 in Hungary 1929. He would later flee the country in the middle of the night after learning the Soviet’s were going to arrest him for participating in the failed Hungarian Revolution
When I was 14, I recorded a 10+ minutes YouTube video of myself rambling on about Taylor Swift, how I had no idea why I was creating the video, and life after death. If there’s anything you all can be proud of from the past decade, remind yourselves you didn’t do that. this is a screenshot from it
At fourteen years of age, Spanky has mastered the “puppy-dog eyes” face
Friendly reminder of our user flairs 🙀🙌🏻
I love my RA lol
Two fingers can also be bunny ears
What a sticky situation..
For real though, where’s he going to get 20M trees?
Oh gee, thanks lemme get right on that
I thought I could take the trolls and criticism when I posted a picture of myself on other subs, and I did well for a little while. But now everything is just becoming too overwhelming and I hate to appear attention seeking but I truly feel like a waste of space and need a pick me up
Hi just a reminder
He does what he wants :)
🎶Oooh-oooh🎶 sing it to feel it
Kesha had her fans so excited when she announced she was releasing a makeup line, then she announces that its in collaboration with James Charles, a guy who’s been accused of sexual assault
Peeing in the subway... nasty
You know how the subreddit customization is set to say that anyone who’s here is procrastinating? Well. I guess it’s kind of accurate. I’m gonna go cry now