The writers really nailed what it’s like to work in the service industry.2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
How dense were the Kaminoans? Obi clearly had no idea what was going on, and they still told/showed him everything, no questions asked.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
Michael ordered a glass of wine for his lunch discussion about business ethics.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
You know in Avengers, when that Leviathan hit a building causing debris to fall on people at a hotdog stand? Why were people buying hotdogs several minutes into an alien invasion?4yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/marvelstudios
Now I didn’t go to business school, but is it not fairly obvious what a rundown of clients would be?1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
As someone at a high risk for a giant old baby related death, thank you.3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
What about the case of my wife and my legs, Shirley? (S6E1: Ladders)2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
I like to think that Thor, Rocket, and Groot made a few dramatic entrances in wrong locations or empty fields before finding the Wakanda battle.4yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/marvelstudios
In “Goodbye Michael,” Michael leaves without ever grabbing his recording device, leaving his billion dollar idea(s) for Deangelo, Dwight, or Andy.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Great Nana Boyle recently passed. I watched the live stream of the plug-pulling ceremony. (S3E11)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
Now they're really gonna give me a hard time. (S3E18: Course Listing Unavailable)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
You know they only call you New York's bravest because New York's best at spraying stuff with water is too wordy.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
What is the bandwidth on the wifi here? We have much content to stream.3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
I'm so hungry, I can't even appreciate horndog Raymond. (S5E19)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
I can't believe you two aren't my biggest problem today. (S4E6)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
Please try to understand; you’re a man, I’m a woman. We’re just too different.2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/futurama
Troy figured out being an adult a lot quicker than I did. (S2E10: Mixology Certification)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
The true repairman will repair man. (S3E22: Introduction to Finality)3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Monkey knockout gas! Now that's the kind of grounded, sensible thinking I want to see this year. [S3E1: Biology 101]2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
The whole state's out of Alamo. I already told you that this morning.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
This material seems pretty specific to your apartment. [S3E15: Origins of Vampire Mythology]2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
I really need that Gas-o-Nex. I think there was some dairy in the cheesecake that I ate for breakfast.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
Speaking of Viggo Mortensen, did you know he actually broke his toe while kicking a helmet?2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/lotrmemes
[SS] There’s a 100% chance Fi will take several paragraphs to explain how to open a door.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/zelda
I just pretended like I knew because I wanted Jeff to think I was smart. (S1E20: The Science of Illusion)3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Did you sleep with Phyllis or Kelly or Pam? Maybe all together?1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
He lost his damn arm and you're making fake beards! (S3E18: Course Listing Unavailable)3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
I don't mean to be crude, but that’s just how the straight mind works.3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
This week, let’s remember what we’re thankful for. But not all of us.3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
Classic angina, or something sexier, like myocardial infarction? (S2E7)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
How is it that you and James Bond come from the same island? (S1E5: Advanced Criminal Law)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
I barely saw you this week, Abed. What have you been up to? [S2E17: Intro to Political Science]2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
I get that April is just playing with Ben, but Papyrus really is an awful font for a professional office setting.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/PandR
It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a raccoon.2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/lotrmemes
We may have to tap into the hydraulic flap valve, so don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy. Like my wife's mouth. [S3E21: The First Chang Dynasty]2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Abed’s first attempts at messing with someone. (S1E5: Advanced Criminal Law)3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Jeff, I once saw you convince an arson victim that he liked his house better burned. [S1E10: Environmental Science]2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
“Knock knock.” Who’s there? “Cancer.” Oh, good, come on in! I thought it was Brita!3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
They may have been thrown off by Britta's pronunciation of the word bagel. (S1E17: Physical Education)3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game, and it's called, Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
I appreciate the gesture, but I’d still need some salt. (S1E1: Pilot)2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
When did they have time to rehearse this? They’d just gotten back that day. Also, since when is Flitwick a choir director?1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/harrypotter
You included recipes. Oh, look— and pictures! Well, that’s good because I have no idea what scrambled eggs look like!2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
[SS] To test your courage, you’ll need to gather some tears. And to test your power, gather some more tears. Wisdom? You guessed it: tears.1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/zelda
Been in the fridge for two years. Saving it for a special occasion.4yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
The family’s success started to go to their heads. (S1E21: Contemporary American Poultry)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Jeff, Pierce took something and he is tripping balls! (S1E7: Introduction to Statistics)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Not everyone turns out like their parents. I mean, look at me. My folks were honest, hard-working people.2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/futurama
You've been walking around campus asking people weird questions and then staring at them while slightly moving your lips? (S3E4: Competitive Ecology)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Shirley, this is the best kettle corn I've ever had. If you don't vote for Rich, I'll shatter your world. (S2E12: Asian Population Studies)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
When you say something starts at 9:00, it starts at nueve! (S1E4: Social Psychology)3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
I'm so confident now, I can pull things off I never dreamed possible. Look, aviators. (S1E12: Comparative Religion)3yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
Oh that's so hilarious, did you think of that the last time you skipped a trip to the dentist? (S1E5: Advanced Criminal Law)1yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/community
“I’ll support them. It’s not like they call themselves ‘Murder Vision.’”2yr ⋅ woozlewuzzle29 ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
