One of my mother’s friends went too far this time.

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Happy Daddy’s Day

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Happy Fathers’ Day!

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Another guy with a beard trimmer and too much self-confidence

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I came here to fuck, not play Mad Libs.

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Strawberry shortcake truffles, 30mg each

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He cometh in hot.

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Beebs got spoiled today.

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Friday was a drag, so I am too.

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Air fried Chicken Gyoza Potstickers tossed in Chili Garlic Crunch, side of Gyoza Sauce with the Crunch.

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[Homemade] Charcuterie I put together last night!

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Guys, I think this is fate.

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A new highlighter from JSC!

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He’s awfully brazen for someone so ill.

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Truly a knight in shining armor

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Forbidden limes

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Okay, who’s going to tell WalMart?

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I finally got to bottle my ginger beer. First ferment of the year!

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The rapture came, y’all.

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Every American right now:

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