For my mom's birthday, I'm taking her to meet MY favorite singer.

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Humblebrag-er gets called out

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Con-congratulations on your diseases, I guess?

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That's all the convincing I need!

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We have a date for season 5!

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You're not even my real dad!

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Did you have a hound dog or a baby?

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Is it just me, or does anyone else think Kendra photoshops pictures of Addison?

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Kids are gross

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Earth, Wind and Fire is never a mistake.

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Jill, showing us who she was right from the beginning

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You could fit another face on that forehead

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Anyone else pronounce b'day as bidet?

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I'm better off not understanding...

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Do you comprende?

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I get to pee in peace. Thanks, birth control!

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Isn't my unholy terror of a child hilarious!?

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She may be smart, but she sucks at being subtle.

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A girl posts a picture of her kids baking cookies and gets a memoir in return.

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I think we found Mendoza's twin

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Sam would rather eat his own hand than another one of Jill's meals

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Found Jangles the Moon Monkey hanging out in D.C.

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It's funny when my kid punches people!

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Mombie doesn't like neighbors making noise

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That's actually just the kid's breakfast

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My child is smart and witty and hilarious

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Pretty sure he was in the middle of saying yuck when she took this

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Who gets fired and just says ok?

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Mombie says people on planes are crewel. The response is perfect.

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The mustache hides the dead tooth

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A bomb disguised as a car giveaway contest. The terrorists are winning.

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Crotch monsters and their grubby paws

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Hooray for your stretchy vagina

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Daddict pissed because neighbor mows lawn in the evening.

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Because people get fired through texts everyday...

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