Possibly my new favorite Twitter account.
To the lady I see in the gym, nails and makeup done looking fierce and just killing it in the weight area among all the dude bros....
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans. Can I be in the middle of this?
MRW my SO asks how did I know how to get blood out of underwear.
MRW a car full of boys ask if I wanna party with them.
School is over! The kid and I survived another year! Plus, do we really need an excuse for an Amy Poehler dancing gif?? It's a dance party over here!!
MRW a little old man called me pretty lady, which is what my grandpa use to call me. No one has called me that since he passed 7 months ago.
I know it's messy, but I like it. Inspiration and colors in comments.
MFW I finally get to take the hot bath I've been longing for all day to find out the water isn't that hot.
MRW I find Iron Chef America on Netflix. Looks like I know what I'm going to be watching all weekend.
Tried making a present, made Cthulhu instead apparently. Merry Cthulhumas!
Kids know too much these days.
Patterns for Pirates Cross My Heart Cami is way easier than I thought it was going to be.
I'm proud of this one nail. The fishtail!
Had two remaining bras that needed to last just a couple more weeks. A wire in my favorite one just snapped. Moment of silence for my fallen friend. She was always there to life me up and give me support when I needed her.
Because I'm such a great mom, this is how I feel when my teen son hasn't stopped talking for what seems like 12 hours straight.
HIFW I'm trying to find cute adorable boots for my pontoon sized feet.
MRW my pubes pop out the holes in my underwear. (Time to throw these things out and shave.)
While doing regular school work, I'm trying to plan the logistics of a trip and help the kid write a super crazy research paper, and that bish mother nature is trying to give me my monthly present.
So we're at 500! What happens now?!?!
MRW I wanna say things to people but can't.
MRW after wearing a ponytail all day, my ponytail holder just randomly snaps off.
[Thanks] Thank you sassy_lion!! I love it! It's going to be great to haul books and such around! :D
[Thanks] A big thank you to Zazzlesthe7th and CTTHS!!
[Glammed] iwontremeberthis... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! :P
[Thanks] Thanks to tracy_tracy for my first Zoya! So pretty!!!
Kotex knows what's up.
HIFW I can't seem to find enough people for my fantasy football league for tonight's draft. (and mrw I see this adorable unicorn cursor on here!!)
So I got a kick ass holo polish
[POLISHED] To demented_pants, everyone needs some sunshine in their lives! :D
[Thanks] Thank you Hai_kitteh_mow!! This necklace is so cute! I think I'm going to wear to see The Hobbit tonight! :D
[POLISHED] A big thank you to ifeelsick3! 2 snaps, a twist and a kiss!
[Granted] SolarBears, a new color for the new chapter of your life. May your polishes always be fresh and your manis never chip!
HIFW an old friend, who's been married 4 times and from what I remember wasn't too faithful herself, complains on Facebook about those damned whores on Ashley Madison and how horrible women are.
[Thanks] to justamber! I've been lusting after this color for a while now! Can't wait to use it. My nails are ready.
[Polished] A big thanks to TheThingAboutDaisies for this color! So excited about it. I've never seen it in person. Pics on the internet do not do it justice.
[Thanks] Thank you justamber! This thing is so adorable!
[Polished] A HUGE thank you to guardrailslayer!!! I am in tears and it did brighten my day! Can't wait to do a gameday mani! Boomer Sooner!! (Also ignore the big bra in the background LOL)
[Polished] Happy Birthday to CTTHS! You have a great birthday even though you beat me to this! :P
Way to save money Old Navy!
Anyone else notice?