Possibly my new favorite Twitter account.
To the lady I see in the gym, nails and makeup done looking fierce and just killing it in the weight area among all the dude bros....
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans. Can I be in the middle of this?
MRW my SO asks how did I know how to get blood out of underwear.
HIFW there's Amy Poehler stuff everywhere today!
MRW a car full of boys ask if I wanna party with them.
Those others were fakes! This is the REAL NYX Element Collection!
HIFW I get that familiar pain in my boobs.
School is over! The kid and I survived another year! Plus, do we really need an excuse for an Amy Poehler dancing gif?? It's a dance party over here!!
MRW a little old man called me pretty lady, which is what my grandpa use to call me. No one has called me that since he passed 7 months ago.
I know it's messy, but I like it. Inspiration and colors in comments.
MFW I finally get to take the hot bath I've been longing for all day to find out the water isn't that hot.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
MRW I find Iron Chef America on Netflix. Looks like I know what I'm going to be watching all weekend.
MRW I find out the new place my SO works is a 3 min walk from Lush and he tells me to make a list of what I want.
Tried making a present, made Cthulhu instead apparently. Merry Cthulhumas!
Kids know too much these days.
Patterns for Pirates Cross My Heart Cami is way easier than I thought it was going to be.
I'm proud of this one nail. The fishtail!
Had two remaining bras that needed to last just a couple more weeks. A wire in my favorite one just snapped. Moment of silence for my fallen friend. She was always there to life me up and give me support when I needed her.
HIFW I've been listening to the constant noises of 4 children that seem to be running laps in the apartment above me for a week straight.
Because I'm such a great mom, this is how I feel when my teen son hasn't stopped talking for what seems like 12 hours straight.
HIFW I'm trying to find cute adorable boots for my pontoon sized feet.
MRW my pubes pop out the holes in my underwear. (Time to throw these things out and shave.)
While doing regular school work, I'm trying to plan the logistics of a trip and help the kid write a super crazy research paper, and that bish mother nature is trying to give me my monthly present.
So we're at 500! What happens now?!?!
MRW after wearing a ponytail all day, my ponytail holder just randomly snaps off.
MRW I wanna say things to people but can't.
[Thanks] Thank you sassy_lion!! I love it! It's going to be great to haul books and such around! :D
[Thanks] A big thank you to Zazzlesthe7th and CTTHS!!
[Glammed] iwontremeberthis... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! :P
MRW it's fantasy football sign ups and that means football is almost here! Anyone else wanna play???
Huge FWP. But MRW I realize I'm probably not going to get the Urban Decay Gwen Stefani palette like I had hoped. What's the silliest thing you ever cried over?
Anyone else wanna play some fantasy football?? I have just a few spots open!
Kotex knows what's up.
[Thanks] Thanks to tracy_tracy for my first Zoya! So pretty!!!
HIFW I can't seem to find enough people for my fantasy football league for tonight's draft. (and mrw I see this adorable unicorn cursor on here!!)
Any idea how to do something like this?
So I got a kick ass holo polish
HIFW after a rough few weeks, I decide to take up drinking wine and the selection is confusing.
You guys.... China Glaze fairy is so pretty.
[POLISHED] To demented_pants, everyone needs some sunshine in their lives! :D
How I currently feel.
[POLISHED] A big thank you to ifeelsick3! 2 snaps, a twist and a kiss!
[Thanks] Thank you Hai_kitteh_mow!! This necklace is so cute! I think I'm going to wear to see The Hobbit tonight! :D
[Granted] SolarBears, a new color for the new chapter of your life. May your polishes always be fresh and your manis never chip!
HIFW an old friend, who's been married 4 times and from what I remember wasn't too faithful herself, complains on Facebook about those damned whores on Ashley Madison and how horrible women are.
[Polished] A big thanks to TheThingAboutDaisies for this color! So excited about it. I've never seen it in person. Pics on the internet do not do it justice.
[Thanks] to justamber! I've been lusting after this color for a while now! Can't wait to use it. My nails are ready.
[Polished] A HUGE thank you to guardrailslayer!!! I am in tears and it did brighten my day! Can't wait to do a gameday mani! Boomer Sooner!! (Also ignore the big bra in the background LOL)
Any idea how to do this?
[Thanks] Thank you justamber! This thing is so adorable!
[Polished] Happy Birthday to CTTHS! You have a great birthday even though you beat me to this! :P
Way to save money Old Navy!
Anyone else notice?