To the lady I see in the gym, nails and makeup done looking fierce and just killing it in the weight area among all the dude bros....9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO asks how did I know how to get blood out of underwear.7yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Those others were fakes! This is the REAL NYX Element Collection!7yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans. Can I be in the middle of this?9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
HIFW I'm in a Benadryl high and I'm eating chicken nuggets.9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a little old man called me pretty lady, which is what my grandpa use to call me. No one has called me that since he passed 7 months ago.9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
School is over! The kid and I survived another year! Plus, do we really need an excuse for an Amy Poehler dancing gif?? It's a dance party over here!!9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Patterns for Pirates Cross My Heart Cami is way easier than I thought it was going to be.7yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/sewing
MRW I find Iron Chef America on Netflix. Looks like I know what I'm going to be watching all weekend.9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW after making a 1300 mile trip, I come back to my hometown and it seems none of my old friends wanna hangout.9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out the new place my SO works is a 3 min walk from Lush and he tells me to make a list of what I want.9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I know it's messy, but I like it. Inspiration and colors in comments.11yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
MFW I finally get to take the hot bath I've been longing for all day to find out the water isn't that hot.10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tried making a present, made Cthulhu instead apparently. Merry Cthulhumas!11yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
MRW after wearing a ponytail all day, my ponytail holder just randomly snaps off.8yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Had two remaining bras that needed to last just a couple more weeks. A wire in my favorite one just snapped. Moment of silence for my fallen friend. She was always there to life me up and give me support when I needed her.10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm trying to find cute adorable boots for my pontoon sized feet.10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Because I'm such a great mom, this is how I feel when my teen son hasn't stopped talking for what seems like 12 hours straight.10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I can't seem to find enough people for my fantasy football league for tonight's draft. (and mrw I see this adorable unicorn cursor on here!!)9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
While doing regular school work, I'm trying to plan the logistics of a trip and help the kid write a super crazy research paper, and that bish mother nature is trying to give me my monthly present.10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW my pubes pop out the holes in my underwear. (Time to throw these things out and shave.)10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Huge FWP. But MRW I realize I'm probably not going to get the Urban Decay Gwen Stefani palette like I had hoped. What's the silliest thing you ever cried over?9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW an old friend, who's been married 4 times and from what I remember wasn't too faithful herself, complains on Facebook about those damned whores on Ashley Madison and how horrible women are.9yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I get followed around at a party and the girl tells me how much she wants to wear my skin.10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I've been listening to the constant noises of 4 children that seem to be running laps in the apartment above me for a week straight.10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anyone else wanna play some fantasy football?? I have just a few spots open!10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Glammed] iwontremeberthis... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! :P11yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RandomActsofMakeup
[Thanks] Thank you sassy_lion!! I love it! It's going to be great to haul books and such around! :D12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Thanks to tracy_tracy for my first Zoya! So pretty!!!12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RandomActsOfPolish
MRW it's fantasy football sign ups and that means football is almost here! Anyone else wanna play???10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[POLISHED] To demented_pants, everyone needs some sunshine in their lives! :D12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RandomActsOfPolish
HIFW after a rough few weeks, I decide to take up drinking wine and the selection is confusing.10yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Thanks] Thank you Hai_kitteh_mow!! This necklace is so cute! I think I'm going to wear to see The Hobbit tonight! :D12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RAOWL
[POLISHED] A big thank you to ifeelsick3! 2 snaps, a twist and a kiss!12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RandomActsOfPolish
[Granted] SolarBears, a new color for the new chapter of your life. May your polishes always be fresh and your manis never chip! 12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RAOWL
[Polished] A big thanks to TheThingAboutDaisies for this color! So excited about it. I've never seen it in person. Pics on the internet do not do it justice. 12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RandomActsOfPolish
[Polished] Happy Birthday to CTTHS! You have a great birthday even though you beat me to this! :P12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RandomActsOfPolish
[Polished] A HUGE thank you to guardrailslayer!!! I am in tears and it did brighten my day! Can't wait to do a gameday mani! Boomer Sooner!! (Also ignore the big bra in the background LOL)12yr ⋅ wonder_woman_1017 ⋅ r/RandomActsOfPolish
