To whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home; turns out I was in no fit state to drive that either.3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
Bored? Stick a couple of Tunnocks tea cake wrappers on your bonnet and make people think you're the Emporer of Japan on a state visit3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
With Christmas fast approaching, loneliness may be setting in for some of you. Give yourself some great British festive cheer by taking a selfie through a toilet roll and pretending you're the moon.3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
If anyone you know is alone with no one to spend Christmas with, please let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred. The number one answer was GET OUT!2yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
Incredible photo from Nigel Hodson, Open Competition, Wildlife category in the 2017 Sony Photography Competition3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/nextfuckinglevel
I just bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door!3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
My top 3 assumptions when I hear the doorbell; 1) Murderer 2) Police telling me everyone is dead 3) That book I ordered on positive thinking3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
My mate Dave bought his wife a fur coat made from 4000 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. Couldn't get her off the wheel for 3 days.3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
The only acceptable responses toHi how are you? In the UK starter pack3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/starterpacks
It's 1993, you've got Findus Crispy Pancakes, McCain Crinkle Cuts and beans for tea. Jet and Saracen are smashing it on Gladiators. Your brother's licked your Boglin so you've given him a back eye and now you're grounded. What's for pudding?3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
I'm fast approaching 40 and just discovered the joy of the shirt pocket. Pens, credit card, occasionally even my phone. What other wonders can I look forward as I approach middle age?3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
I'm a country bumpkin. We have no takeaway delivery options out here in the sticks - I keep hearing ads for delivery coffee. Is this hogwash or are you city folk actually getting a cup of coffee delivered to you? Walk me through it. Oo ar.3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
Good morning Britain! A wildflower meadow after rain, roast rib of beef, fresh sea air or perhaps that bloke from number 7. What's the best smell in the UK?3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
Good morning Britain! I'm on the hunt for the cosiest pillow known to man. I'm looking for that luxurious 5* hotel experience. I've done the best from Amazon, John Lewis and Dunelm but I need something life changing - suggestions please!3yr ⋅ WizardBloke ⋅ r/CasualUK
