Me getting dragged back here as I miscarry the twins that came from transferring our one and only euploid embryo. They were conjoined. Just a cool chance of 1 in 30,000 or 1 in 200,000 depending on the source.2yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your amazing aunt offers to pay for PGS testing and ends the conversation with just promise me you'll visit my grave and tell your kids who I was and that I helped their mom3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your deep dives into reddit research lead to you insisting your RE order your husband the sperm dna frag test, which comes back high, which leads to him seeing an RU, which leads to the diagnosis of a large varicocele. We've been unexplained for over a year. Give me my fucking medical degree.3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me when a fellow infertile gets pregnant and my happiness at an announcement is real for once4yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My co-workers feeling uncomfortable AF when they ask what's new and I tell them I just started IVF. Because if you can talk nonstop about your babies I can talk about this, goddamnit3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your 22 y/o SIL, who has accidents that are 1 and 2 years old and owes you 1k for the apartment deposit and stopped her monthly payment of $50 due to having no money, texts to say she's pregnant w/ #3 (planned) and knows it's not good financially but she just REALLY wanted 3 close in age.2yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me, working from home, suddenly realizing it's been a FULL 24 HOURS since I checked r/trollingforababy and there's def gonna be some funny new shit on there3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me, still bleeding out my first pregnancy after 2.5 years and 4 rounds of IVF, doing the tiktok hack of putting the shower head in a bag of vinegar to clean all the gunk off2yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me and a fellow Trolling/Still Trying friend when we met up irl this weekend3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the prednisone you're on as part of the kitchen sink protocol for transferring the 1 euploid you've made in 4 rounds successfully lowers your immune system to the point you get shingles2yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me when people tell me infertility subs on reddit are too intense and I should take a break and to bE mOrE pOsItIvE3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When a male co-worker complains about his newborn waking him up in the middle night and then says I bet you don't have that problem with all your plants!!!3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me doing the bare minimum that life requires as I wait for my embryo report while trying not to think about how this is my second Christmas now without being pregnant/having a baby3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my bitterness at the restaurant owner we get bread from every week using the weekly loaf info email to talk about how she's been away learning to be a mama (barf) is short-lived because she mentions she named her kid Cicada. Yes, as in the bug currently swarming and screaming all over the US.3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
How it feels when a friend who's been married for less time then you've been trying announces their pregnancy3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When one of our own makes a perfectly reasonable post and an outsider tries to bully her with judgmental comments telling her how she should *actually* feel about it3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you're soon-to-be SIL, who is truly amazing, thanks you for being so open about your infertility because she has a realistic understanding of what might happen when she and your brother start trying immediately after the wedding and you know they're gonna be the ones to have the first grandkid3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
How I feel telling my story to people who are new to ttc or infertility treatment3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me when I'm on a panel on zoom and one of the attendees has a baby sleeping on her shoulder and of course asks multiple questions3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me yeeting my pre-natal, CoQ 10, and various vitamins and supplements because fuck it, nothing matters3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I tell an acquaintance I'm doing IVF and she then tells me about how her aunt did IVF...and it never worked...and she was super sad...3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you switch doctors because your old one always bingos you and fall in love with the new one only to be told to follow up with the old one because she [the new one] is about to go on maternity leave3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW a friend I follow on twitter earnestly says she's heartbroken that she can't eat sushi because she's pregnant with #33yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone tells a story about their friend's cousin's aunt who did IVF, it failed, they gave up, then suddenly BOOM, pregnant!3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Finished crying about my infertility and saw an email that something I wrote just got accepted to an academic journal. Feel no joy.4yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me to the nurse at my egg retrieval who looked me in the eyes as I was passing out and said we are going to take great care of you and everything is going to be ok3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you have unexplained infertility, doctors be like, diagnosis:4yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Update on the missing zymot ruining my latest round of IVF: my clinic won't budge on their shitty offer even after I told them how the impact of getting no embryos due to their mistake caused a breakdown and 4 weeks of disability leave. brb smashing plates in my yard3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW when an adorable little kid outside is calling for his mommy to show her something in the grass and she literally tells him shut the fuck up3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your last IVF went on for 17 days of stimming and it was horrible but this time your nurse calls and says to trigger tomorrow, after only 8 days3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When a complete newbie makes a standalone that goes against all a sub's norms and then tells a mod/longterm member who points out her etiquette issues to go read the group description3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me when it starts raining outside and the joyful young children who live next door have to play inside rather than in their front yard where I can hear them having all the fun3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
How it feels cutting out the bad things, taking the pills, doing the injections, and producing a solid number of mature eggs at the retrieval, only to have your clinic fuck up the processing of your husband's sperm, meaning only 2 eggs fertilized and they're likely to die before making it to blast.3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When a co-worker announces his wife has given birth and another guy responds with RIP to your sleep 😢2yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Picking up the phone for the embryo report 1 week after my clinic forgot zymot and only 2 eggs fertilized...what's that you say? ...Neither of them made it? ...Zero embryos from this round? ...You say you've informed my RE? OK. Thank you. I appreciate the kind words. OK. Bye.3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Nurse: Your beta for this third IUI came back at 0, so, not pregnant. But I see you're set up to start IVF. How are you doing? Me:3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Made myself an infertility bingo card because I'm incapable of thinking about anything else3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when you do the math of doing a final round of IVF after your husband's varicocele repair because it's possible his sperm were a big problem you might get a better result, and realize that in that case a transfer isn't happening until 20223yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Starting work Monday morning after a few days off because my dog died and I had my second (disappointing) egg retrieval3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
How it feels when you tell the dental hygienist all the meds you're on for an IVF thing and she immediately launches into a speech about monitoring you for pregnancy gingivitis, then puts on Schitt's Creek on a ceiling TV and it's at the episode where a character has a baby (I made her change it)3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I tell someone I'm about to start IVF and she responds by telling me about her pregnancies...and her friends' pregnancies...how some were good and some were bad and hers was somewhere in the middle...3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Biking home from my final IUI in a downpour thinking at least it's raining water and not ash3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Getting rear-ended during a downpour on the way to my super early morning appointment at the fertility clinic3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the instagram account you follow of a secluded Norwegian cabin posts a pic of a hugely pregnant woman looking soulfully out the window3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
fuck yes I am bitter as hell (there's an infertility survey posted in r/infertility if you want to report just how angry and bitter you are)3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me as I'm walking my dogs, wearing my mask, being responsible, happy everyone else is wearing a mask too, and then pass a mask-less woman pushing a stroller3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me on CD6 desperately trying to get my clinic, insurance, and pharmacy to get it the fuck together to get me my meds so I can do an egg retrieval this cycle3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the embryologist calls to tell me my only two embryos arrested at the second-to-last step before becoming fully formed blasts3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My when my clinic calls to tell me that of the 12 eggs collected, only 2 fertilized3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me, previously soooo confident that after all the IVF that no injection could phase me, 3 days into PIO3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to decide if you want your HSG to show a hydrosalpinx, which means tube(s) removal but no silent endo, or to show nothing which means you have silent endo3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW today when the co-worker who had vehemently complained about not being able to eat sushi posted the pic of her newborn in the company slack3yr ⋅ witchoflakeenara ⋅ r/trollingforababy
