Borg mommy gf begs you to let them start murderboning (ASMR) (18+)

4yr ⋅ ⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

i want you

4yr ⋅

⋅

possibly encoded phrases

4yr ⋅

⋅

the one assistant that got roped into the cargo insurrection by their metafriend

4yr ⋅

⋅

the 30 ghosts orbiting the person that murderboned the entire station as a changeling

4yr ⋅

⋅

the current state of the assistant role

4yr ⋅

⋅

the 10x10 station, designed for true highpop servers

4yr ⋅

⋅

wiki how to green text on space station thirteen

4yr ⋅

⋅

time to resist arrest for no reason

4yr ⋅

⋅

ah shit

5yr ⋅

⋅

everyone knows that chemists born after 2456 can't be chemists, all dey know is cook meth, make watertassium nades, unstable mutagen syringe gun, and get robusted by the local traitor for being a dead weight to the rest of the station for the past hour

4yr ⋅

⋅

cleaning up the station in unorthodox and unconventional methods

4yr ⋅

⋅

after some discussion, debate, and deliberation, I have concluded that this is what getting paralyzed (stunned) while wearing active magboots is like

5yr ⋅

⋅

out of nowhere

5yr ⋅

⋅

the lads and i going to space station 13 to steal a green floppy disk

5yr ⋅

⋅

any competent virologist whenever the airlock cycles

4yr ⋅

⋅

me and the metagang when we all get the roles that we want

5yr ⋅

⋅

if it worked in elementary school it should work now

5yr ⋅

⋅

every time

4yr ⋅

⋅

Going on the Vox ship

7mo ⋅

⋅

me irl

4yr ⋅

⋅

the current state of syndicate espionage activities

4yr ⋅

⋅

an archetype of security

4yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

steal, /stel/, verb, take without legal right and without intent to return it, synonyms: purloin, thieve, take, take for oneself, help oneself to, loot, pilfer, abscond with, run off with, appropriate, abstract, carry off, shoplift, embezzle, misappropriate, rob, swipe, nab, rip off, lift, filch

4yr ⋅

⋅

how to deal with a cult in 1 picture or 1000 words

5yr ⋅

⋅

when the lieutenant asks the quartermaster what he's going to buy, but the munitions technicians have gone without a torpedo restocking for longer than 15 minutes

4yr ⋅

⋅

anyways, you're a human right? that's hilarious

4yr ⋅

⋅

what is proboscis

5yr ⋅

⋅

the assistant that gets a job change and isn't an antagonist and also actually does the job

4yr ⋅

⋅

technically, everyone is considered personnel, and i am their head

4yr ⋅

⋅

when you're an antagonist and the faptain left their cannon unlocked so you just

4yr ⋅

⋅

the thinking behind pretty much every revolution round

5yr ⋅

⋅

they/them soap

4yr ⋅

⋅

yall ever just set up cryo so well that you achieve a temperature that is so low that it could only otherwise be created in conditions prior to the big bang

4yr ⋅

⋅

NO

4yr ⋅

⋅

some dude got pushed out of departures on round 15,464 on Beestation

4yr ⋅

⋅

Point-Counterpoint: Beestation

4yr ⋅

⋅

security: alright station, we got the enemy spy, no need to thank us also security:

4yr ⋅

⋅

refreshment

4yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

they call sneaking operations like these the wetworks for a reason

5yr ⋅

⋅

a stunna boy moment in the stunna boy experience

4yr ⋅

⋅

Beestation admin 'accidentally' teleports everyone to him right when a chemist mixes a 150u potassium water bluespace beaker as a joke

5yr ⋅

⋅

when the local plasmaman reaches a body temperature almost 10,000 degrees below absolute zero

4yr ⋅

⋅

security life

4yr ⋅

⋅

ah, it's probably nothing, the CMO knows what she's doing

5yr ⋅

⋅

you ever sometimes just wonder how the people you work with even got hired by nanotrasen in the first place

5yr ⋅

⋅

shoutout to the TG github repository for garnering sixty eight comments on a pull request about a minor nerf

4yr ⋅

⋅

when it is stelth ops and u get shot by a man with a gun

5yr ⋅

⋅

drone captured and enslaved by engineering so that they dont have to do their jobs anymore

5yr ⋅

⋅

local space exploring assistant makes a plascoin mining rig involving himself, an experimental cloning pod and a gibber, is lauded by science and cargo for literally making infinite plasma and making the mining department obsolete in the process

5yr ⋅

⋅

y'all know how it is for both hands

4yr ⋅

⋅

Why, yes, I built a communications console on the white ship and keep recalling the shuttle, how did you know?

4yr ⋅

⋅

the current state of beestation security

4yr ⋅

⋅

local chief engineer is detained for being prime suspect in at least 5 murders, including the murder of the captain and a sec officer, turns into surprised pikachu when warden treats him like a murder suspect

5yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Smash or Pass part 1: Nar-Sie, vote in comments

5yr ⋅

⋅

blood money is a solid and memorable addition to the hitman franchise

4yr ⋅

⋅

Now this is some real MRP here

4yr ⋅

⋅

barelska stereotypes

7yr ⋅

⋅

If Joe is working on cannons i wish to add this (can only be put on Prometheus and super GabeN steamfish)

9yr ⋅

⋅