I'm a janitor. Why don't people even try?
Kids who don't speak a word until they can complete full sentences speak like college level students!
This all started with someone posting results for google image results of searching beautiful man and beautiful woman resulting in white people.
Spacekin are very valid
What's wrong with being a girl? The Social standards they're forced to live by.
Mom sexts OP's little brother something meant for dad. Mom is actually OP.
Stethoscopes are also headphones (edited for rule 2)
Fuck your comment and go fuck yourself
MFW someone uses friend zone unironically
Save the Boobies campaign is oppressive. Shut up.
Social justice has prevailed again
Girl silences classroom with her deep understanding of love and gets a high five.
Have your eggplant out when I get home ;)
Person nails his job interview by stealing his interviewers laptop
6 year old tells girl not to cut herself because her sister went on a happy vacation somewhere
Girl pretends to be dead to fool mean bully girl. TOTALLY WORKS
I'm pretty sure you could never do that to begin with (#otherkin)
I'm seeing it everywhere now
Demonkin discovers their true form. I got tired just reading this.
Brave catholic girl slashes boy harassing her. The teacher didn't intervene because boys will be boys
Angry sock dipper gif for all your reaction needs
Crazy huge fire at John D Morgan Park
Teacher tried to teach about communism, but it looks like the students were a little smarter than they were expecting.
Two boxes of soap in my storage closet
Lord of the Rings references with McDonald's breakfast time changes get everyone in on the joke.
Girl in kindergarten is the only one capable of writing so she plays a hilarious prank on another student
[FOUND] Girlfriend as Jinx from League of Legends
Guy gets terrifying captcha that totally wasn't made in paint
A person forgets about hilarious drawn oc to submit to tumblr.
Found this in my tub of protein.
Stethoscopes are also headphones
About to smoke a bowl of White Widow with my new and first ever bong, followed by much Dark Souls
If you don't consistently talk about #blacklivesmatter you are perpetuating and consenting to black murder
The Corporal jumped onto the nearest lap to graciously accept.
Sure would like to go home.
Drew a picture of the coolest guy around.
A very rude bird accidentally typed a hilarious message into Skype