This is what the S&P500 did during the last shutdown. It lasted 17 days. Calm your tits.6yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
Mrw I check to see if anyone actually bought shares of BRK.A on robinhood6yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
TFW you're bagholding 4/20 qqq calls that jump from -70% up to $1 profit in one morning and you cash out6yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
'My 4 yr old niece told me she was thirsty and wanted Pizza Milk.' [x-post /r/funny]8yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Investable? A major salt meme hasn't made a recent popular showing in the market.6yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/MemeEconomy
As you would expect, the term graveyard is searched for much more frequently during the month of October.10yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/itwasagraveyardgraph
tfw you go all in on weed just because RH started allowing it and the rest of the market's gone to shit6yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
trUmp THReaTEns an aDdITIOnaL 800 biLlIoN iN taRiFfS againSt ChiNA6yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
MFW the guy next to me sneezes so hard that his face changes10yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
I am an intern at a tech company. This is how my push to the live system went today.9yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
To anyone who complains about how beta decay makes triplevered ETFs lose value in times of high volatility, I present this graph of QQQ between the recent peak and January's.6yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
LOLOLOLOL THEIR FAGETS BCAUSE BEIBR IS GAY HEH (x-post r/funny)11yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/im14andthisisfunny
Today I drove some speedy go-karts and it was fun. How did you recreate today?9yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wsgy
I want to play a game. Take this meme and add meme text to it. If you comment on someone else's meme text, you have to add your own meme text right over top of the meme they made. I am violating rules 1, 3, and 10.9yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wsgy
I took all of my favorite things and made them into one bacon wrapped steak covered in cheese and green onions.9yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/TrollCooking
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MRW There's still 2000+ users on r/theButton even though the sub is archived9yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Hello all you beautifuls, I'm mildly inebriated and I recently got my 3D printer running and want something neat to print. Top comment decides what I make. Op might deliver. PS it has to fit within around 7x5x5 inches9yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/wsgy
2,305 years ago, the citizens of Rome agreed this coin represented a store of value. Our generation has agreed that dogecoin does the same.11yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/dogecoin
Did you guy really just upvote a SECOND flying penis to the front page?11yr ⋅ WilliamNyeTho ⋅ r/circlejerk
