Watch me have a personality independent of politicians.

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The bar is literally on the floor.

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*cognitive dissonance intensifies*

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Conservative media outlet supports authoritative policing, gets mad when authoritative police doesn’t support them.

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Play safe, folks.

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A little bit of flexibility goes a long way.

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The vaccine should be the least of your concerns.

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Let bygones be bygones, eh?

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You are not a martyr for getting and staying fat. People who choose to lose weight are not weak.

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TY BEVE

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BOLO

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Why am I responsible for your bills, leech?

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Gotta check in with your partners!

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Boo. Hoo.

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I’ll never understand how any of this is anyone else’s problem.

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That’s got a nice ring to it.

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I’m sure Ronald McDonald would be just fine if wages go up.

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I guess it’s easier to find something that exists.

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Feels good to say!

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Being obese is fine as long as you take care of yourself!

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TIL: Established science is just “Western Culture” and is uh, “simply not true”.

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The data does not lie.

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