See ya later hair! Well. Pubic. Not head. At least not yet. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
My current carpet doesn’t match my drapes but at least I match my rug. [34]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Less rug, more rug? Different rug? Also enjoy my fuzzy socks. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I seem to have lost my leggings! Or whatever click bait title you want. 🤷♂️ [34F].2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Drinking cut water and shaving: not the best idea. I still like the lime margarita one better.1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/ShowerBeerGoneWild
I’m blue da ba dee da ba di. You’re welcome for getting that song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. [34].1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Well, the weather outside is frightful. I don’t look too delightful. Since we’ve no place to go, let it boobs, let it boobs, let it boobs. [34F]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Just some morning stretches. Gotta stay limber in your 30s. 😉 [34]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
How big is your can? Also if you want some jam recommends I gotchu. 😘 [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Trying out different dress options for a wedding this weekend. Hope there isn’t a breeze. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
My hair is dirty, my lips are dry, my glasses are amazing, I have acne too. How else can I turn you on? [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Portrait mode really brings out the strip... don’t mind the holes in my comforter, sometimes things get rough in the sheets. 😈 [34]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Boo! It’s been a bit since I’ve been around. Some hair has changed. 😏1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
The hair and the socks will be gone later. For now, back to sleep I go. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I just got out of the shower. Don’t mind the bruise. Oh and I think I need to clip my toe nails... [34F]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
It’s always time to shower off. I’m trying to be clever but I’m tired. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Don’t mind the terrible bed head. I give great bed head. 😏 ready and waiting. [34]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
New shower, who dis? These are pretty good, Waterbird tequila margarita. Not quite as punch packed as cutwater but also less abv. Cheers! (NSFW).1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/ShowerBeerGoneWild
Uneven nips and lips. Gotta keep it real. Or am I a bot? Unsure. [34F].2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I should probably go back to sleep. Or eat a breakfast taco. Decisions. Decisions. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Morning! Wood? Yes I am wearing only socks. My feet get cold! [34]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Hot mess who hasn’t showered. Featuring beer. This one will probably be deleted. Said every click bait poster. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Wonder if the morning commuters knew what was going on behind the blinds...Also party nipple is out this am.1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
People think I’m petite, unfortunately I’m not “fun size” but I am a fun size? Plus pink fuzzy socks. [33F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I spy with my little eye...Jk, I can’t really see, I don’t have my glasses on right now. [33F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I think I like the no dress look better but that’s frowned upon in public. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Wet, slippery ride into the weekend anyone? I’ll wash your hair if you wash mine.1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Yesterday, dishwasher selfie. Today, normal one! I also got a new bathroom rug and it’s pretty dang plush. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
It’s a rep your inner Sconnie Thursday. Yes, I have wet hair, that snow blowing makes ya sweaty ya know?1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Happy Hallmark holiday. I clearly made an effort for this post. /s [33F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
[34F] I would say something about being a mom or old but I’m neither! Enjoy!2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild
When you wake up with one sock and a sports bra on. Do you question life or go about your day? 🤔2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
When you wake up and find a mysterious bruise does that mean, fun times? It’s the freaking weekend!1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I swear I can pose differently. Maybe. Tonight’s menu: bun, boobs, camel toe, and a 2 decade year old sweatshirt hanging. Oh, and swimsuits. [34F].2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I have a freckle on my boob. Also I’m sneaking away with company present. Shhh... [33F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
When your hair looks like a peacock’s tail you must share. I think Abraham Lincoln said that. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Wet hair, don’t care. Don’t mind the wind burn on my cheeks. It’s rough in the tundra. I haven’t even met Aaron, yet.1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
We’re going to do this series thing. Wifesband with glasses and messy hair. It will be way better than the last season of GOT. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I got this cute succulent from my grocery store today. Anyone want strawberries? Also, I maybe ate too much pizza today. [34F]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
It’s my real life cake day. 34 years around the sun now. So I present an artsy nude with a bit more than I normally show. Also no, you can’t lick my armpit that one guy. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I’m still wearing my shirt from yesterday. Tried mentioning a show involving time travel. I’ll try again in a decade. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I almost posted this to chest hair porn. Yes, I am only wearing one sock. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Yoda tells you to use the force to put my clothes back on. It’s cold. Enjoy my blanket. [33F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Ya need anything hung up to dry? There’s no way I’m putting this on my nipple. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Have a: blurry I’m sitting on my kitchen floor with some cheap beer pic. Purple socks tonight and Star Wars pants. [33F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Um. I’m laying in bed. I would make a snarky comment but I’m holding it in [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I need to wash my sheets. However they’re so warm and lush. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Something, something about the super bowl... I tried to stay away. I can’t resist. Like my pop socket? [33F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I have a huge bruise on my elbow. So have a boob and some light bush.2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I was going to put on my lingerie and do something sexy. Alas, have a “how to say you’re from Wisconsin without saying it” post. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I would normally say something spicy, however, it’s cold. Enjoy the nips. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Want to eat some tacos today on the 222222222222 day? Yes, I have deodorant balls and weird toes. Judge me. [33F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
People ask if I own lingerie, of course I do! See example. Stay warm and safe everyone. 💕1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I’m unloading my dishwasher. Sexy eh? [33F] also yes, my camera is always shitty and dirty.2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Bend me over in bed. Not even wearing socks! My foot is just a weird color this morning I guess. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
It’s your favorite Star Wars wearing e-girl back at it again! Weird finger is a bonus.1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
Snake pose time. No idea where the bruise came from. I have 2 socks on for the record. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild30plus
I would ask if you wanted to work out with me but that’s not my style. [34F]2yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild
Hi. It’s Wednesday. Jk. I’m not her but these socks give those vibes. [F]1yr ⋅ wifesband16 ⋅ r/gonewild
