When you're a waiter and you have diarrhea, so you make an excuse to stop taking an order and you don't know if you'll make it to the restroom.5yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/trippinthroughtime
When you finished yourself off and you start to question your own kinks.5yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/trippinthroughtime
As a former service employee, now with a great paying job, if you bring my pizza, I will tip you at least $10 USD.9yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It's okay. I wasn't going to drink out of a filthy restroom sink anyway.5yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/ScarySigns
SLPT: If your waiter brings you cold butter, you can use your meth pipe to melt and clarify your own butter.6yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
When your coke dealer is in the background worried you acting a fool in the club.5yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/trippinthroughtime
The answer is yes. The vote was House Vote 77 - Repeals Rule Restricting Gun Sales to Severely Mentally ill.7yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
So long suckers! I've been inching towards this lentil farm for the past 12 years. It's only a mile away. I figure 3 more years, and I'm there!7yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
I need at least 40 of you to help me push that bottom flap so everything can fall out. It will be like winning a group lottery and we'll live like kings!7yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
I can't skip the intro because she loves it and watches the whole thing every time.5yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/pics
Lady with a dog that takes her dog to restaurants is opposed to dogs on restaurant patios in Texas.5yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
The answer is yes. The vote was House Vote 77 - Repeals Rule Restricting Gun Sales to Severely Mentally ill.7yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/MarchAgainstTrump
This is my toaster. It has a microwave attached to it. I adopted it after it was rescued from a research lab where they mix different species. Some have called it an abomination. I call it Fluffy.10yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/ToasterRights
As a non sports fan, I thought that sticker was a South Park character's hair and thought that the truck driver was a South Park fan until my 11 year old told me otherwise.6yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/pics
I love feeding homeless cats and dogs. Bought this guy a rotisserie chicken breast.5yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/pics
Johns busted in Houston. Is that Cricket from Sunny in Philly on the bottom row?7yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/houston
I pay for 50 mbps to AT&T. When I complain about it, they tell me 50 is not guaranteed.6yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My 10 year old son just drew this. He also learned Bohemian Rhapsody on piano earlier.7yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/pics
I picked up my best friend from the pet crematory today. 15 wonderful years.9yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/pics
My wife's reaction after spending a day with testosterone overload (male dog, 8 year old son and 40 year old me).10yr ⋅ whynotwarp10 ⋅ r/funny
