SH color therapy plum euphoria, out the door northern lights holographic topcoat6yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
This son of a shit eating whore is selling these during the indefinite water ban in wv. What a sorry excuse for a human.11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/rage
I really....I don't know what to say. Are people really this stupid?11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
So, according to this story, I should wear..what? Transparent, scratch resistant clothing?8yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Laughing at the devil is an important part of any relationship.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
She's not posting it to be funny. She thinks it's serious.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
The good folks at r/thefacebookdelusion thought I should bring this gem to the party. Now you're REALLY unleashing the beast! (X-post r/thefacebookdelusion)11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/conspiratard
Apparently god's strongest warriors are....red....M&M's? What?8yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Wish this would happen. Make the world a lot more peaceful.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I see things like this, and just feel sad. 7 years old, and believes she deserves hell.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Unfortunately, I can't go off on this. If someone tried to ban them wearing their precious torture device symbols, they'd lose their damn minds.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
God is watching over us? With clouds that are getting ready to piss down more rain? I wish he'd stop.8yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I want to find out which child wouldn't believe, so I can quietly encourage that.11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
This shit is getting old. I'll bet doctors hate this one weird trick to kill all the cancers.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/facepalm
He knows all about it. He just wants you to beg. He also wants you to get your friends to beg.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I guess it's that time of year again. Last days. Lord, save us from photoshop.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I eagerly await an answer. I'm not aware of any constitutional rights being taken away.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
According to C.S. Lewis, thoughts can't be true unless these a god? I can't decipher this enough to refute it. In my defense, I'm at about a 5.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Waited with bated breath to see if I'm part of the trash. I hope not. The crazy-watching is strong with this one.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I've got several friends who do this. Do they think jesus has a Facebook?10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Keep telling yourself that. If you were born in Saudi Arabia you'd be saying the same thing about Allah.11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
It's totally ok to generalize Muslims. Just not christians.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
If the buybull says they're supposed to be persecuted, why won't they shut the fuck up about it?9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Every website that has the word music in it is blocked. I TEACH music. I'm so frustrated.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/anonymous
Contaminated water in WV, here come the Crazies. Don't worry about the water. Worry about YOUR SOULLLLL!!!11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
The gifts I've gotten from students this past week. They may be starting to suspect something....10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
Yeah. He comes first. Then he just rolls over and goes to sleep. I'd leave, but he'd smite me.11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I guess this person just became Pentecostal. I've been seeing this shit on her feed a lot. If you've never experienced that particular flavor of crazy, they're the ones who speak in tongues.8yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Don't most men get excited when someone gets on their knees? I see this crap in my feed every day. I so badly want to post a picture of starving African children. Not enough faith I guess?11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
All I can think of is I will love him and pat him and call him jeebus...11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Fall colors, thumb to pinkie, Sally Hansen gel boho a gogo, opi I love you just be-cusco, olive for green, piazza cake, and big apple red. Nail envy base, seche vive top.6yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
This crap just burns my ass! Why isn't god sending a milkshake to a starving CHILD?!?!11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
All I can think is, and I will hug him and pat him and squeeze him and call him George.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/facepalm
The natural cure for ebola THEY don't want you to know about. This shit is irresponsible and dangerous.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
What? I don't know what this dude is on, and for once, I DON'T want him to share.8yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/facepalm
Yes. Cover my children in blood. Do they not even realize how...just...eew.8yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
The planets don't hang on strings. That's plenty of evidence for god.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Showed up on my FB feed today. I find this annoying and ignorant. It's right up there with some of my best friends are black. I really want to ask her how she decides which parts of the bible to believe.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
I found this image on Postsecret several years ago. It still is true for me.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/ForeverAlone
Inspired by an earlier post: what happens when we try to argue a point on FB.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
Sad in multiple ways. At first I thought it was acute poem, but then I realized how obtuse the author must be.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
They are a persecuted majority, and think they deserve privilege for no reason.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/AdviceAtheists
In other news, the returned messiah will have a lot of explaining to do.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Wonder if this was copyright infringement? The entire article was full of crap like this.9yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
And by god you mean.... Your Facebook friends? This is what? Passive-aggressive begging?11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
This ejection can't be over fast enough. I'm about to rip out my hair.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Or maybe it's been raining, then the sun comes out? Just a theory.10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Because god cares about football way more than starving people.11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I wonder if I should point out that he's saying god messed up....10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Yeah it would produce huge amounts of revenue, but imagine if those fuckers could pay lobbyists?12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/AdviceAtheists
Wow! That's even worse than breaking a mirror! I better type amen!(slight gore)8yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I found this while cleaning out books. This was in with a bunch of old ones from my grandmother. The inside was interesting, too (more in comments)12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/WTF
That cleared up everything. Sad thing is, this was written by a native speaker.11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/engrish
All I could think when I saw this was, I got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air, it would turn into sunshine!10yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
I'd take him much more seriously if he didn't look in the mirror and think yeah. This looks good.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/aliens
This occurred to me today while I was watching South Park with my daughter. She asked me why JFK and Princess Di were depicted in hell.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
I didn't know whether to laugh or puke. I've never heard of anyone getting a craving from their own fart.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/facepalm
World hunger, genocide, hatred, racism...just to name a few things he can't seem to handle.11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
Fuck rape, murder and starving people, I need my papers! Call out the WARRIORS!11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Did y'all know beyonce's half time performance was actually a secret satanic ritual? This is not a poe. (Second half in comments) [x-post r/atheism]12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
For my cakeday, the link that inspired me to make my account. It freaked me out and I wanted to save it. 12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/cakeday
Image on the flap of my dog door. I guess it must be St. Francis. Now, do I charge people to see it or just sell it on eBay?12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
Now my eggs are preaching to me. Can't I just have a nice, atheistic omelette?12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
Every time I see one of these on fb, I want to say very naughty things about god.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
Wal mart in Gallipolis, Ohio this evening. This was taken by a FB friend, who also reported seeing a pregnant woman get slapped.11yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/WTF
While I freely admit I haven't seen it, I cannot imagine The Human Centipede-2 being a particularly cerebral experience.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I have one! My mom had it for years, it hung on my wall for a long time. Took it down a few years ago and threw it in a drawer.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
What she said and what I don't quite have the balls to reply. My department head.12yr ⋅ Whosyourmomma ⋅ r/atheism
