Like Jekyll and Hyde
Y’all reached a higher plane of existence
Just like mama used to say
This ain’t what I signed up for
Redditor discovers OP is a female
Could it be?
We can’t all be great
And black out on pink moscato and xanax daily
A cornered man is a dangerous one
God i’m so random 😂😂😂😭😭
The correct answer
2018 about to knock my ass out
Wise words from a much missed man.
When y'all gotta start apologizing for things you didn't do, re-evaluate.
Getchu some welfare and start chasing those dreams
This is someone's mother.
You're a couple blocks away and girl those titties look so pretty, yes they do
Just an infinity tattoo with a dick in it...
I, however, will gladly take your coins
Don't matter cuz he walkin home now anyway
Penis themed makeup is trashy
About to text your ex? Jack off. About to hit up that lowland gorilla lookin chick you matched with on Tinder 2 weeks ago for a late night booty call? Jack off.
The crow flies at midnight
Ya MCM a 15 year old girl
So instead of celebrating a groundbreaking achievement for African American women that could actually start to change the system, they might as well be a good old boy in the south? ...seriously?
Lemme get uhhhhhhhhh
Third wave feminism: Not even once.
Some of us on a budget
For those days you feel like getting absolutely hammered
🅱️ove you uncle 🅱️ill
Happy 4th everyone!
One nation, under anime
My opinion of Hell has suddenly dropped somehow
oops 😳 sorry for the cummies on my hand 🤚😂😂😂
That escalated quickly...
Can you relate or what, Millenials?
I speak my mind and if you don’t like it GTFO!!!!!!!
This punch had to hurt (xpost r/perfecttiming)
You can comment on AllChildrenMatter outside my mentions, says white girl.
Every single Helen Keller account on Twitter should be shut down immediately
Rumeal Robinson after hitting game winning free throws against Seton Hall in 1989 for Michigan’s only basketball championship.
Somebody do something QUICK! This lad has officially lost it!
Young Bernie Sanders (1984)
On Chris Meloni's twitter!