98% Children claim they would rather die from dehydration than get out of their chairs to get water while playing the game known as No Mans Sky.7yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/circlejerk
Due to the recent events in America, increasing numbers have started to rip the right hand Alt key off their key boards to show solidarity against the Alt right movement.7yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/circlejerk
Slightly concerned about a member of my family who was out all of last night and most of the day, came in with his hair smelling of Mary Jane, ate his food like a madman before crashing out on MY bed. Is there a chance he's been smoking dope?10yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/trees
Posted this already today on r/cringe. Thought I'd share with y'all!10yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Oh, check it out. He's got a brain contusion and a fractured skull... Oh, and he's last in line for the Danish royalty. That is messed up, dude.8yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/Metalocalypse
LPT: If you are running a country... piss off everyone you ever meet so the whole world looks upon you with utter dismay!7yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/circlejerk
Just for an episode, could we have a death metal band play the jingle for LWIAY with a lead singer that's so intense that you can see his veins popping out of his neck and by the end of the jingle his eyeballs explode out of his head and the rest of the band cannibalise him as he screams in agony?6yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/PewdiepieSubmissions
So, I went to clean out my cats little box, and there was fur growing out of his shit.11yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/WTF
