Ancient Bristlecone Pine stumbled upon in the Sangre de Cristo mountains,New Mexico.

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My ex-wife hid my daughter from me for nearly 2 years. Yesterday, after 696 days of separation, I took the best photo I ever could.

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Was worried about giving cash as a grad gift, but I think this is foolproof.

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Biggest win I've ever had by far. Fuck you Lindy.

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So that's why Cooper has been so nonchalant about getting paid.

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How I feel out about the girls I went to high school with

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Probably the only reason I found a wife.

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Larry Allen's wiki photo is in a Niners uniform. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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As an insomniac at five a.am.

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My wife caught me at the epitome of my fatherhood game. Complete with jean shorts and comfy, unfashionable sneakers.

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As a delivery guy, this problem needs to be rectified.

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[Meme] Where most of the sub seems to fall on Zeke's contract demands. (Reposted with flair)

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Dak Prescott's passing chart against the Redskins.

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When you're too high to search properly but Google's got your back.

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Today I realized I'm a real asshole sometimes.

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A little perspective as to where Dak falls among Cowboy quarterback greats.

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Legoland understands our pain

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Where most of the sub seems to fall on Zeke's contract demands.

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Every time my ex tries to keep me from my daughter

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My view if I sit up straight while driving

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Keeping it classy at my 10 year old nephew's football game.

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My ex took my DVD stand and drunk me found an oddly satisfying way to get them out of the way.

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Not close enough to Dallas to attend a watch party, but close enough to find a Grown Ass Man cake at the store.

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Stewart Lake at dawn (Pecos, New Mexico)

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Shit is annoying

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Cops aren't always the bad guys we make them out to be. Here's one absolutely making my son's day.

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So a customer concocted this balancing act and left it on the table for me to find.

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Sounds legit

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My friend and I also have a beer cap catcher

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Me irl

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This shouldn't even have to be said

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Is this the equivalent of an empty fortune cookie?

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This restroom is equipped for tall, average, and not tall.

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I really shouldn't have let my 5' wife pick out our place.

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Every time I watch porn

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Me irl

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Me irl

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How I feel every weekend about this time

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My favorite bit of dank

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If it weren't for small victories, I'd have none at all.

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Ryan, you're a real asshole.

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Uploaded a new photo at 11 pm and my 78 year old grandmother is the first to comment on it.

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Something tells me another missed connection will be posted in about 9 months

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Probably the worst photo I could have taken, but definitely makes up for my lack of photography skills with its taste.

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I work a full time job and do all the shopping, cooking and cleaning so my wife can stay home with our newborn.

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As a man, you only fall for this once.

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I don't know whether to laugh, cry or fap.

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Family style water birth

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It's going to be an itchy couple of weeks

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I've gone too far, no coming back now...

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Girl I started talking to joked about enjoying rough sex and I laughed it off saying I was down. Then she began strategizing s safe word.

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I finally get groceries...

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Can't get KBS where I'm from, so I went with the next best thing.

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Custody battles are a bitch

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