Does everyone have to do these? I'm never comfortable talking myself up.3yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
I'm coming off a particularly nutty weekend on my unit. The only ones not riding the call bell were the ones secretly trying to fall. Anyways I whipped up a meme for y'all.3yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
When you're worried that a patient hasn't urinated in 8 hours, but you realize that YOU haven't urinated in 8 hours.6yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
When you're trying to do some diabetic diet teaching, and the patient goes I follow a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!6yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
The other day, my patient said The only medication I take is aspirin. Everything else bothers my stomach.6yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
Nurse bot, go provide emotional support to my unvaccinated covid patient who wants to vent about how the ice water she asked for is too cold.2yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
I've obtained footage of me trying to get in the elevator after my shift6yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
When you find yourself pulling out 2lbs of impacted stool, and Mystical lyrics pop into your head3yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
Orthostatic hypertension - sitting, then laying down. Gotta be some kind of record. Really tough to manage. This poor patient has been fighting this for a while.8yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
MRW I finally get an altered mental status patient to calm down, and then the family comes in and starts arguing with him.8yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
Here's Gener last night, singing some Billy Joel songs in Westbury NY. I had the best time.7yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/ween
You fetch you fetch that mercy and you know he's gonna dig it too-oo-oo-oooo6yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/ween
What's the highest A1c you've seen? Yesterday I saw this, which was a record for me.3yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
I mean, if your patient scores a 6, maybe the ADLs aren't the primary concern.8yr ⋅ weshallscrimp ⋅ r/nursing
