There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh look at that one!3yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bart Simpson, will you stop raising your hand? You haven't gotten one right answer all day!9yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Pile of money found in the raid of a Mexican drug lord's mansion put even Walter's to shame.10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/breakingbad
Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel? Come here, you butterball!9yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Good news everyone! You don't have to eat meat! I made enough gazpacho for all!3yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox Network. And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.9yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Gang at Jill and Glenn Howerton's Wedding. Danny doesn't know how many years on this Earth he's got left, he's gonna get real weird with it...11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/IASIP
What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?!11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is great...and all I've done is enter my name! Thrillhouse11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Gahhhh excuse me Mr. Simpson, on the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?9yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Charles Woodson, Ryan Leaf & Peyton Manning before the 1998 Draft. Check out that tuck Manning is rockin'11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/nfl
Mr. President, your welfare proposal is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric.9yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, nothing Marge! Just a little incident involving the BOOGEYMAN!11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You there, boy! What day is this? Today, sir? Why, it's Christmas Day!10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
TIL that Chip Kelly's real name is Charles. Charlie Kelly is coaching the Philadelphia Eagles.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/IASIP
No children, no! Your education is important! Roman Numerals, etcetera....10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I hate it when the waffles stick together. Sticking together is what good waffles do!10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
One of the most brilliant movie references in Simpsons history (A Clockwork Orange).10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
She's smart, beautiful and a liar. So much better than that Sarah, plain and tall.10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mayyyybe it's the beer talkin', Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels that ahfjdflsdjfs FIVE DOLLARS? Get outta here...10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well then, I guess everything is wrapped up IN A NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE!!10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Re-watching the A Very Sunny Christmas I noticed something about Charlie's wardrobe.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/IASIP
Oooooh thanks nice lady, my voice is crazy with this spraying already. Ooooh I feel so much better Mr. medical-science-type-person.10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
HeybuddyyougottaslowdownyourcarandletmeinbecauseI'mabigfatguyandIcan'tgoanywhere!Becausetherecouldbesomepoisongas. I..I meanthere'sgoingtobepoisongasandeverybody'sgoingtobedeadESPECIALLY ME!10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.9yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The year was nineteen ought six. The President is the divine Miss Sarah Burnheart and all over America people were doing a dance called the Funky Grampa!11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah, but their dad wasn't in the car reading Archie Comics...11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles. There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you turn your head slightly.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You should have seen the murderous glint in his eye, Smithers!11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing there's too many fat children.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I did tip off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse...11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah, well no offense lady, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We better find a motel and stop for the night. We don't need to do that, Marge. I'm not tired, I'm not tired at all Whew! Glad that wasn't us.10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My friend was stuck behind this car in traffic. She said the driver ran out moments before this happened.10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/WTF
Stuck a feather in his cap and call it...RICE-A-RONI! MELVINNNNNN!11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Haha! April Fools. I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks!10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey i got an idea, we can play a game to pass the time! I'll make the sound of a barn yard animal and you all try to guess what it is...Ahem, ehehohehoh ehehoheheheoh10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I hope Homor Simpson and Homer J. Fong are just unlucky Guy Incognito types with poor credit...11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uh, it’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing there, Mom.” “Push her down, son.10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You`ve been gallivanting around with that floozy off a bigger brother of yours. Haven`t you? Haven`t you?! *Look at meee!*10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!9yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Auburn Play Card includes pictures of Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and Jay-Z (with Tom Ford underneath. Also not pictured, Ron Burgandy)11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/HipHopImages
This image was just posted on Crooked I's Official Facebook Page. New Slaughterhouse coming soon?10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/hiphopheads
You know...we're kind of like the original Odd Couple. You're the messy one and I'm the... Shut up! Oh, yes, very well.10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I thought that civil war would never end, now to soothe my head with an evening at Ford's Theater. Oh no, John Wilkes Booth!10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wow, the universe is so boring. I know! I'll use this to peer into Springfield's seamy underbelly...10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, don’t you fret. When I’m through, he won’t set foot in this town again. I can be very, very persuasive. . . . C’mooooonnnn, leave town!10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My friend sent me this sketch she did. Does his withered face remind you of the grim spectre of deeeaaaaaathhh??10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hehehe this will be so funny...OMG NOBODY LIKES MY POST, I'M A FAILURE11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don’t have any insurance!11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So I've been playing an umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anybody tell me?10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What a voice! Young Homer is going to make me a millionaire!10yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage...and island rhythms.11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Who is this Brandon? And how did he manage to write his name in solid concrete?!11yr ⋅ wellgroomedmcpoyle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
