Thank you, stranger, for being a decent human being
It's been a while since the last family reunion
Getting really tired of touring shitty homes/apartments
Saved me from buying a broken gameboy
Our school gave us all rape whistles. Had the pleasure of meeting her last night
My life I guess
For those of you struggling with your goals in life...
Problem solved, I guess
My dad was wrapping presents and looked at the back and said, this must've been made in Kentucky or Alabama or something
For those of you with me in this northern winter
Working at a convenience store on 4/20 and selling out of swishers and rolling paper...
Here I am, rock you like a....
Good Guy Reddit
[HUMOR] My response to 90% of HIMB posts...
New friend is definitely a keeper
It's old news, but always relevant
They say you'll never forget your first...
The obvious choice
Story. Of. My. Life.
Are you guys sure this is where these countries are? Totally bro just trust me
I Guess They Start Young
every time I post in /r/punny
Friend talked to me about moving back in with his parents and about how it will be totally awesome because he'll get the basement to himself, can bring people over whenever, not pay rent, and not have parents bother him.
Another wash - Wednesday approaches
They said any key...
He brought in like 50 lottery tickets for us to check, did this maybe 20 tickets in, now I'm stuck looking through our security tapes trying to identify him
They aren't bumble bees...
Don't care what his overall and potential are, had to sign the boy who lived
Maybe a bit of a humble brag, but I'm happy
Nephew Don't Mess Around
When you build your own doot-er in honor of the spooky season
This one always brightens my day :)
Just that Awesome
Need to win this match to move past group stage of EL and this happens? Half the squad wont last til halftime
and what a grand way to start the morning
Favourite Day of the Year!
My grandma has some masochistic towels
Chatting with the new neighbor while out with my dog, trying too hard to connect maybe?
He Confuses Me Sometimes...
With another Friday night rapidly approaching...
Great Scott, I've Figured It Out!
I may lose some friends but I need to be true to myself
Today has not been a good day
Did anything come of it?
That was fast, transfer window hasn't even closed...
Getting leary of career mode after seeing your posts and this happening in the very 1st transfer window
Send in the horse?
Well I guess my electric bill isn’t due for another 2.8 million years
When Hallo🅱️een is over so there’s no more spooky content
Harry Potter Win
Transfer deadline day was huge
Wreck It Ralph Rage [Spoiler]
Happy coincidence, had no idea
Spare Change Rage
The world needs more people like him
Please. Just Leave.
Finishing off my first semester of college, I think this is quite the achievement
So I Missed my Cakeday...
So I was watching the Halloween episode of the office. New respect for Creed
Found it in my closet (rrod), tweaked it a bit, and we're gaming once again. and yes, the disc drive is on juice boxes
Good Morning, Minnesota