Can I get two 1/2” water lines through here, or should I notch a little more out?

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Me, a social butterfly

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This clean out was hurt, and now it’s never letting it’s walls down again.

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I thinks the servers prefer it

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Didn’t even have to go to court

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Please send antibiotics

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I’m using a name tag next week. Apparently I need it.

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“Just knock out some bricks and put a lowboy in the crawlspace.”

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When you go to that supply house you don’t like.

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New tool day. Naturally I needed it three days in a row right before it arrived, and now I probably won’t need it for another month.

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Land Ness Monster

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Friday evening heater = f*** it

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Buy a muffler you insufferable douche.

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Music was better when dorks were allowed to make it

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These bad boys have been on a construction site 5 days a week for 5 years and still kicking. One resole. Don’t know the model number, it’s worn off.

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Are we still doing van pics? Here’s my mess.

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And she does it. For an hour or two a night.

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Formal Chicken

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Me, every time I have to go to Lowe’s to grab something.

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Angry kitty give you middle finger with her forehead.

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Some rare praise from a builder.

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I think I missed something in physics class.

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Actually, I do lose it almost every time.

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Anyone else get people like this? “I really need it fixed bad, but can you knock it out during my lunch break?”. When I spoke to him on the phone he wanted me to come by after 7pm, like dude, I want to live my life too, there’s a reason I don’t offer 24/7 service. Also he only has one hour at 2pm...

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Please come back, I won’t move again.

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Thanks for the guidance there boss

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/s

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I was mistaken

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Red flags!

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The size of a grizzly bear’s paw. (It’s alive and okay, sedated)

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When your human touches you and now you’ll have to spend the next 10 minutes cleaning people off of you.

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Had a lot of fun finding this leak. Yes, that’s a nail plate. Yes, those are nails coming through it.

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This happens to me far too often

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Cash is King

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Don’t wear me or my son ever again

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Working on a house, cut the ceiling and a large snake skin fell out.

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Guy was trying to scam $12,500 from my business, and I've received a couple more of these scam emails. Be careful folks.

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Is he expecting Vikings?

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I don’t even need the caps

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Whenever I see one headlight coming at me

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Seriously, plan for them. Get the bills out of the way before you start buying Red Bulls and going out to eat.

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Human garbage.

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Thanks...?

6yr ⋅

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Fuck them

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

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I know it was plumb when I left. Here hoping the idiots didn’t break anything. 🤞

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I didn’t install this, but I like it.

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I get these annoying texts and call several times a day. I found a good way to have a little fun with them though.

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Plumbers: you should always try to leave some pipe between fittings in case something has to be cut out... Also Plumbers:

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New (to me) tool day, found this bad boy under a 70 year old house. Almost made the crawl worth it.

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This is the tile equivalent to buying pre ripped jeans.

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Leather Unicorn

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When the framer hates plumbers

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Canadian Douche

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Clippy, master of unwanted assistants.

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When you find out Dad cheated on you with a pornstar

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Finally made the jump, got a set of Zangenschlussels and a set of Cobras. They’ll be going out in the field tomorrow.

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When the home owner asks if you want to use their main valve in the house to shut off the water, but it turns out to be a 32 year old gate valve.

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Got eem

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How is the Kindle version, which costs nothing to ship and nothing to manufacture, more expensive than the hardcover?

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Go figure

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Trades people know customers like this

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Liar liar pants on fire

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It seems like all of a sudden they account for half of the posts.

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Thanks, I hate this wet dog

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Nicest dog wash I’ve ever seen.

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No, it’s not.

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Poop Chart

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That’ll show her

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American Tire Magnet

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I need a nap...

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I heard you guys like creative traps. Found this beauty under a kitchen sink on a service call.

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Saturday work. Hand dug two 75 foot water line trenches.

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Fellow Dachshund owners will get this

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Change the spigot they said... It’ll be a piece of cake they said....

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I’m sure most of us have had bosses like this.

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Pretty much. At least until your friends in blue are around.

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I lost the hose clip boss. “No problem, there’s another in my toolbox”

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First time out with my new fishing pole and I caught a frog.

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Every time

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Green cheese wedge

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This is how I imagine the process goes when they are designing some of these new vanities.

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Donny ❤️’s Puty Forever

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I just bought this new DeWalt drill and I cannot figure out where the battery goes...

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It seems to happen in about half of posts I look at.

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Nice puzzle I found. White to move and gain a significant advantage.

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far safer than the maniacs I see out on the road.

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Do you even lift bro?

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Lock her up! No collusion! Caravan!

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Foxalope

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Take away his sawzall before he finds a gas line.

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Murder Zebra

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Got eeem

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PF opened their showers to people affected by the hurricane

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When customers decide to supply their own fixtures.

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I’m sure you know someone like this

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Driver refused to move their truck and now its cemented in.

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Chronic Masturbator

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So stable.

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Me, a social butterfly

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I finally got around to restoring the old Ridgid pipe wrench I found under a house. Probably not the best restoration, but I’m happy with it.

4yr ⋅

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“Hey boss, should have have someone proofread our slogan before we order 1000 thermostats?” “No, that’s to much trouble.”

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Note to self, invest in adult diapers

5yr ⋅

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In honor of search and rescue dogs who served during 9/11. Very very good boys and girls.

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I think they get along alright.

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Great job on the example guys.

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African Lobster Bird

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Zebra Puppy

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Mistakes were made

5yr ⋅

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“I need a laundry sink installed in the garage,should be a piece of cake. 1 hour job, tops”

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Thanks, I hate this dog/human hybrid.

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The best, hands down.

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Siberian Cowsky Puppy

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I threw the aces. What would you do?

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It do be like that.

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Can you spot the problem?

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I’m looking at you, every company that has ever offered a free trial.

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Those blades aren’t cheap

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Do any of you guys have a bigger escutcheon?

4yr ⋅

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“Go through four, no, five, stop lights and take a left. Go for about 3 miles and take a left at the oak tree, stay right at the third fork and my house is the 18th on the left.”

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You know it to be true

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I’m a rebel

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Yeah, pretty much.

5yr ⋅

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Watching movies be like...

5yr ⋅

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Translation: Our product is garbage, please leave your drain loose and potentially leaking to accommodate.

4yr ⋅

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It do be like that

5yr ⋅

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Caught my apprentice slacking off again. It’s hard to find good help.

6yr ⋅

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Finally found a use for that pocket.

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David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show

6yr ⋅

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Whose idea was this?

5yr ⋅

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Vault-Tec approved

5yr ⋅

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Vampire Camel

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Panda Chicken

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My puppy at the park. Yes she has heterochromia.

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Sorry not sorry

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Make sexy times?

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Thought I missed a bill for a minute. But no, it’s just you assholes again.

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How to get big PP

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Tree sucking a whole other tree. Brown chicken brown cow.

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Never thought I’d miss you Dubya

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Snorlax

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I might as well shower again, kicking off a never ending cycle.

6yr ⋅

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Feel my pain folks

6yr ⋅

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The size of this grizzly bear’s paw is unreal. It’s alive, it’s sedated to be relocated.

5yr ⋅

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But you’re a fucking bank...

6yr ⋅

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Siberian Cowsky

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Stay classy my friends

5yr ⋅

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I present to you, the “tallet”

4yr ⋅

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These ads that are seemingly everywhere. This one is especially stupid, like I wouldn’t notice that it’s not an NC plate.

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Got a little surprise in the meter box

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