Odd phrasing, but ok.
Murdered by image, (and words)
“No active warrants”
You can’t always answer the phone and calling 15 times isn’t helping. Send a text or leave a voicemail.
May not seem like much. But it made me happy.
One of the oldest asshole designs. “Here you pay my employee so I don’t have to.”
Trump managed to bring the world together, if only for a few moments of laughter.
If you don’t get an answer send a text or leave a voicemail. If there’s no answer there’s probably a reason.
Ah yes, the tender flaming yawn.
Allowing people living in their cars to stay somewhere safe.
If it fits I sits XXL
The camouflage print on my PS4 controller has little PS4 controllers in it.
Baby trash pandas are surprisingly cute
Looters gotta ruin everything.
I’m reporting you for not selling it below asking price with free delivery.
Did we really need this?
Weird phrasing, but ok
Can’t we all get behind this?
Allowing people living in their cars to park in a safe spot
Help is overrated. Please stop.
I feel selfish, but I still have to keep up my responsibilities at home.
Give me a free tv, and also drive over an hour for free!
Murdered by your own face
Welcome to driver’s ed
Don’t lose your Focus
There was a battle fought here
Suck it social norms
No need to throw out good food over a stamped on date that really means very little.
You either get it or you don’t.
I think it works out better for them.
Why did my health insurance rates skyrocket?
My feral boy laying with me and Purring for the first time in three years.
Excuse me, just moving this.
They are still from earth Mr. President
Isn’t that how it’s supposed to... never mind...
In the middle of an aisle, doorway, or other heavily trafficked area are not good spots to stop and talk.
Like stink seeking missiles
Something about the post was confusing.
South American Murder Kittens
Working on a science project
Basically the truth
Sorry. It’s not because I don’t like the posts, I just get lost mindlessly scrolling.
Koko with one of her kitties
I’m sure fellow construction workers know this guy.
So wholesome it’s making my lips chap.
Things We’re Never Gonna Do - Give You Up
I guess I’ll try again tomorrow...
Credit to the Late Great Carlin
Something about the post didn’t make sense
A cat is a cat is a cat, regardless of size.
Took a dark turn here.
This is Scot Mendelson, after tearing a pectoral muscle attempting to break the bench press record. (It was his own record he was attempting to surpass)
Make sure there’s demand in your field before committing.
So PowerFULL and deep
How do we feel about frogs?
Liberal conspiracy unraveled
You mean that didn’t stop the “witch hunt”?
Here’s a page from a Trump to English dictionary
They have a point
I see two looters and two scavenging for supplies.
When you’re trying to replace a dishwasher at 5:00 on a Friday and you can’t find the right breaker.
Gotta get them before they go over the waterfall known as “-1”
If someone doesn’t answer the first time, there’s probably a good reason.
Me, a social butterfly
I thinks the servers prefer it
Didn’t even have to go to court
Please send antibiotics
When you go to that supply house you don’t like.
I’m using a name tag next week. Apparently I need it.
Land Ness Monster
Music was better when dorks were allowed to make it
“Just knock out some bricks and put a lowboy in the crawlspace.”
And she does it. For an hour or two a night.
[SoSh] This person I ran across.
Me, every time I have to go to Lowe’s to grab something.
Buy a muffler you insufferable douche.
Thanks for the guidance there boss
I was mistaken
When your human touches you and now you’ll have to spend the next 10 minutes cleaning people off of you.
Some rare praise from a builder.
Actually, I do lose it almost every time.
Is he expecting Vikings?
This happens to me far too often
I don’t even need the caps
Whenever I see one headlight coming at me
Seriously, plan for them. Get the bills out of the way before you start buying Red Bulls and going out to eat.
I think I missed something in physics class.
Cash is King
Don’t wear me or my son ever again
Flying Spaghetti Monster
I didn’t install this, but I like it.
The size of a grizzly bear’s paw. (It’s alive and okay, sedated)
Please come back, I won’t move again.
Working on a house, cut the ceiling and a large snake skin fell out.
Clippy, master of unwanted assistants.
When you find out Dad cheated on you with a pornstar
How is the Kindle version, which costs nothing to ship and nothing to manufacture, more expensive than the hardcover?
When the home owner asks if you want to use their main valve in the house to shut off the water, but it turns out to be a 32 year old gate valve.
Trades people know customers like this
Liar liar pants on fire
Plumbers: you should always try to leave some pipe between fittings in case something has to be cut out... Also Plumbers:
It seems like all of a sudden they account for half of the posts.
No, it’s not.
That’ll show her
American Tire Magnet
I need a nap...
Saturday work. Hand dug two 75 foot water line trenches.
Fellow Dachshund owners will get this
I heard you guys like creative traps. Found this beauty under a kitchen sink on a service call.
I’m sure most of us have had bosses like this.
Pretty much. At least until your friends in blue are around.
When the framer hates plumbers
This is how I imagine the process goes when they are designing some of these new vanities.
Donny ❤️’s Puty Forever
It seems to happen in about half of posts I look at.
Do you even lift bro?
Lock her up! No collusion! Caravan!
far safer than the maniacs I see out on the road.
When customers decide to supply their own fixtures.
PF opened their showers to people affected by the hurricane
Driver refused to move their truck and now its cemented in.
I’m sure you know someone like this
Thanks, I hate this wet dog